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Clips from The Good Place - Pilot (S01E01)

"He's just wrong about my"
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"overall quality level."
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"Tell me one fact"
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"that you know about me."
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"I mean, we spent the whole day together."
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"You must remember something."
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"What country am I from?"
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"Is it racist if I say Africa?"
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"Yes, and Africa is not a country."
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"I am from Senegal."
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"Do I have any siblings?"
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"Where did I go to college?"
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"Trick question."
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"You didn't."
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"I was literally"
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"a college professor."
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"Do you not remember one single thing about me?"
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"Dude, things have been nuts around here."
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"I bet you don't know anything about me."
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"You were born in Phoenix. You went to school in Tempe."
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"You're an only child."
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"Your favorite show is something called"
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"is Kendall Jenner's Instagram feed."
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"How did you know all that?"
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"Because you are constantly talking"
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"about yourself."
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"I have ever met."
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"Okay, this is my fear about you, Eleanor."
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"You are too selfish"
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"to ever be a good person."
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"Well, I think you're wrong."
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"What country am I from, again?"
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"Sen..."
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"sodyne."
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"That is a brand of toothpaste."
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"Look, the only thing that you are concerned with"
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"is your own happiness."
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"That's your problem."
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"Okay, names in the hat."
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"Time to pick a designated driver."
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"And the loser is..."
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"Betsy."
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"Wait, you never get picked,"
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"and you're always the one who draws the name."
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"- Let me see that. - There's no need."
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"Give it to me."
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"I did that out of principle,"
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"because it absolutely had your name on it."
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"by process of elimination."
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"Whew!"
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"So hopefully, we're off and running."
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"Welcome to orientation, day two."
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"Now, today we're gonna start with something"
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"Flying."
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"Uh, sorry. Uh, Michael?"
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"If... if I might?"
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"I was just thinking,"
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"earlier today in all of the chaos,"
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"We thought perhaps some of us"
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"could, uh, volunteer to help clean up the debris."
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"You know, it's quite a fun way"
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"to band together as a community,"
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"isn't that right, Jianyu?"
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"Oh, uh, yeah, sorry."
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"For those of you who don't know,"
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"my soul mate, Jianyu here, is a Buddhist monk."
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"He took a vow of silence that he's still observing,"
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"even here, in the Good Place."
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"It's truly inspiring."
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"Well, Tahani, it's not really your job"
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"to clean up, but I suppose there's no harm"
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"if you really want to."
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"Oh, well, hurrah."
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"We need about, uh, 12 volunteers."
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"Oh!"
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"I can't believe all these people are passing on flying"
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"Have fun, nerds."
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"I'll be soaring through the air like a forkin' bird."
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"Eleanor and I would love to help."
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"Ah, hurrah-hurrah, yay."
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"Dude."
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"You want to prove you're not selfish?"
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"Here's the perfect test."
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"and then there's something less fun that people are doing"
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"for the common good."
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"Have fun."
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"Whoo!"
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"Hey!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Whee!"
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"having fun, or does it maybe suck, probably?"
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"I'd say it's like 50 million simultaneous orgasms,"
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"How's volunteer garbage pickup?"
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"- About the same. - Great!"
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"Whee!"
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"You know, this really reminds me of my time in Vietnam,"
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"picking up mortar shells with my godmother, Diana."
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"Doesn't really matter of what she's a princess of."
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"It's not really important."
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"Tahani! How goes the cleaning?"
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"Oh, swimmingly, Michael."
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"And I have to say"
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"this neighborhood that you've built is truly a masterpiece,"
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"And I've been to Johnny Depp's private bird sanctuary."
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"Well, thank you. That's very kind of you to say."
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"But it's also dead wrong."
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"This neighborhood is a disaster."
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"See, I must have made a mistake somewhere."
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"And it led to all this chaos,"
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"and now I'm just... I'm just terrified"
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"that it's gonna happen again."
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"I'm trying to put a good face on"
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"well, this... this face that I've constructed for myself."
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"But the truth is,"
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"I... I'm just miserable."
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"I have to go."
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"Thank you so much for your service."
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"Oh, no."
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"Powerful people do not handle failure well."
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"Michael could be heading for a total meltdown."
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