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Clips from The Good Place - Pilot (S01E01)

"and rescued orphans."
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"They got my name right, but nothing else."
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"I mean, somebody royally forked up."
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"Somebody forked up."
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"Why can't I say fork?"
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"If you're trying to curse, you can't here."
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"don't like it, so it's prohibited."
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"That's bullshirt."
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"So, uh, if you're not this person,"
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"then who are you?"
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"What did you do for a living?"
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"sales."
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"So we sell two products here,"
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"Now, you can't legally call it medicine"
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"because it doesn't technically work"
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"and it is technically chalk,"
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"so what you're gonna want to do..."
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"You need me to lie to old people"
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"and scare them into buying fake medicine."
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"I get it, man. Which one's my desk?"
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"So your job"
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"was to defraud the elderly?"
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"Sorry... the sick and elderly?"
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"But I was very good at it."
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"I was the top salesperson five years running."
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"Okay, but that's worse."
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"I mean, you... you do get how that's worse?"
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"- Right? - Mm."
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"You know, maybe..."
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"it's a test."
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"Maybe if you go to Michael"
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"and you tell him the truth,"
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"you'll pass the test"
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"and you'll get to stay."
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"No way."
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"I can't risk going to the Bad Place."
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"Okay, well, maybe it's not actually, like,"
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"Let's just get some information first."
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"We'll ask Janet. Hey, Janet?"
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"- Hi there. - Gah!"
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"I'm Janet."
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"I'm the informational assistant here in the Good Place."
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"She's like this walking database."
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"the creation of the universe or history..."
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"in Avondale, Arizona, around 2002."
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"His name was Kevin Paltonic."
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"- Is he gay? - No."
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"Really? Huh."
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"I guess he just didn't want to have sex with me."
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"That's correct."
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"Well, that's fine, I wasn't that into him anyway."
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"- Yes, you were. - Okay, Janet,"
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"- I have a question. - Okay."
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"What is the Bad Place like?"
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"Oh, sorry, that is the one topic"
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"I'm not allowed to tell you about."
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"I can only play you a brief audio clip"
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"of what is happening there right now."
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"Okay."
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"Well, it doesn't sound awesome."
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"Does everyone have a huge house except me?"
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"All right, we need a plan."
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"I say we just lie low"
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"I'm sorry, I don't think I can help you."
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"I just don't like being dishonest,"
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"and I can't advise you to be dishonest either."
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"Come on, I'm just asking you to fudge a little bit."
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"You must've told a few white lies in your life."
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"I was a professor of ethics and moral philosophy."
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"Motherforker!"
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"I'm getting a stomachache."
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"I'm in a perfect utopia,"
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"and I'm... I have a stomachache."
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"This is awful."
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"I-I, uh... I think I have to tell Michael about this."
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"Tell Michael about what?"
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"Michael? Hi."
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"What have you been up to?"
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"Eleanor, Chidi, I would like you to meet"
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"Tahani and Jianyu."
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"They are soul mates"
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"and your next-door neighbors."
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"Hello."
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"Can I just say I love your house?"
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"It's just so tiny and cute."
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"It's like a little child's plaything,"
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"like for a family of mice"
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"or for a very fancy little dog."
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"I love it. It's just so sweet and teensy."
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"Just like you. Boop."
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"- Oh. - Oh."
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"You booped me. Ha-ha."
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"- I did. - That's fun."
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"the entire neighborhood."
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"I simply adore entertaining."
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"Don't I just adore it, Jianyu?"
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"Oh, um, yes, by the way,"
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"Jianyu here is a Buddhist monk, you see?"
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"And he obeys a strict code of silence."
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"So when you see him smiling and nodding,"
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"that's actually his way of jumping up and down with glee."
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"Isn't that right, darling?"
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"So we'll see you tonight?"
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"- Great. - Yes."
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"No way."
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"My entire house could fit in this room."
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"Okay, uh..."
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"help me out here."
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"Tell me one good thing"
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"so that I can feel better about helping you out."
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"Let's forget about good."
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"Like, tell me about the day before you died."
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"What do you remember?"
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"Hi there."
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"Do you have a second to eat my farts?"
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"You missed."
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"Pick it up"
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"if you're so horny for the environment."
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"I don't remember anything specific."
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"- Oh. - Look."
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