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Clips from The Good Place - Pilot (S01E01)

"Ooh!"
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"Run!"
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"Before you say anything..."
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"That's it, I just don't want you to say anything."
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"and I wanted to go flying."
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"You made a bad choice."
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"We could have literally been flying,"
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"I mean, you're like the worst part of Superman."
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"and it is pointless to help you."
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"Oh, man."
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"I'm not a mountain of strength."
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"has just referred to himself as a canyon"
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"Oh! That was wonderful!"
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"Designated driver?"
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"I think it's a cool thing to do for people."
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"I actually prefer it to drinking."
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"Staying sober and"
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"that's my buzz."
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"Hey, guys, good news and bad news."
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"Hey."
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"where I dumped trash earlier"
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"and cleaned it up"
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"so it couldn't be traced back to me."
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"because I told you that's not gonna happen."
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"Okay, yeah, fine, I felt bad"
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"Do you still want me to dump it inside of Antonio's house?"
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"I did not tell you to do that."
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"Eleanor,"
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"Cleaning up the entire neighborhood by yourself."
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"Remind me what I'm getting out of this again."
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"That's not a present; that's just common decency."
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"Good talk."
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"Ah, shirt."
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"Eleanor?"
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"Come on in."
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"Hi, Eleanor. I'm Michael."
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"How are you today?"
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"I'm great."
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"Thanks for asking."
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"Oh, one question."
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"Where am I? Who are you? And what's going on?"
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"Right, so,"
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"you, Eleanor Shellstrop,"
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"are dead."
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"Your life on Earth has ended,"
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"and you are now in the next phase"
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"of your existence in the universe."
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"Cool."
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"Cool. I have some questions."
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"Thought you might."
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"How did I die?"
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"I-I don't remember."
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"Yes, um,"
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"we erase the memory to allow for a peaceful transition."
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"Are you sure you want to hear?"
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"You dropped a bottle of something called"
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"Lonely Gal Margarita Mix for One."
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"And when you bent down to pick it up,"
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"a long column of shopping carts"
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"that were being returned to the shopping cart collection area"
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"Oof."
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"That's how I died?"
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"No, sorry, there's more."
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"You were able to grab on"
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"to the front of the column of shopping carts,"
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"where you were struck and killed"
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"by a mobile billboard truck advertising"
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"Funnily enough, the first EMT to arrive"
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"was an ex-boyfriend of yours..."
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"Okay, that's... I get it, thank you."
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"Oh, okay, sorry."
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"Um, so who was right?"
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"I mean about all of this?"
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"Muslims a little bit."
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"Jews, Christians, Buddhists,"
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"every religion guessed about 5%,"
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"except for Doug Forcett."
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"Who... who's Doug Forcett?"
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"Well, Doug was a stoner kid"
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"who lived in Calgary during the 1970s."
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"One night, he got really high on mushrooms,"
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"and his best friend, Randy, said,"
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"Hey, what do you think happens after we die?"
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"And Doug just launched into this long monologue"
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"where he got like 92% correct."
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"I mean, we couldn't believe what we were hearing."
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"That's him, actually, right up there."
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"He's pretty famous around here."
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"I'm very lucky to have that."
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"So..."
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"Maybe my biggest question:"
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"am I..."
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"Or..."
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"Well, it's not the"
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"heaven or hell idea that you were raised on."
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"But generally speaking,"
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"in the afterlife, there's a Good Place"
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"You're in the Good Place."
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"You're okay, Eleanor."
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"You're in the Good Place."
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"Well, that's good."
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"Sure is."
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"Okay, let's take a walk, shall we?"
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"Oh, did I have a purse?"
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"No, I'm dead, right. Okay."
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"The Good Place is divided into distinct neighborhoods."
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"who have been perfectly selected"
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"to blend together into a blissful harmonic balance."
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"Do all the neighborhoods look like this?"
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"No, every neighborhood is unique."
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"Some are cities, some farmland."
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"But in each one, every blade of grass,"
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"every ladybug,"
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"every detail has been"
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"precisely designed and calibrated"
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"for its residents."
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"Yeah."
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"That's the one thing we put in all the neighborhoods."
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"People love frozen yogurt."
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"I don't know what to tell you."
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