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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S08E08)

"Because I already know a crazy lady. His aunt Marva."
Archer (2009)
"- Eats paper. By the pound. - Mm-hmm. God bless that mess."
Archer (2009)
"I vote no."
Archer (2009)
"Poovey, come on. Don't do this."
Archer (2009)
"Make me. I mean, don't make me."
Archer (2009)
"And before you decide,"
Archer (2009)
"How's everybody doing tonight?"
Archer (2009)
"Me too."
Archer (2009)
"What in the hell is she doing?"
Archer (2009)
"I'll tell you who's not having fun."
Archer (2009)
"Yep. He died of Syphilis."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, it's me, trixie."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, so, i was just callin'"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, me too."
Archer (2009)
"Uh-huh. Uh-huh."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, so listen, um..."
Archer (2009)
"Although she was probably a prostitute."
Archer (2009)
"about your new Chinese sister-wives?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. I mean, you're handcuffed to a pipe, so obviously."
Archer (2009)
"Hang on. We still gotta get our fingerprint cards."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, right. Where do they keep them?"
Archer (2009)
"Uh... oh, prostitutes and, uh, Syphilis. Okay."
Archer (2009)
"but then business kind of dropped off."
Archer (2009)
"Reminds me... uh, reminds me of my cousin Eddie."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, he goes to see the family doctor. Doctor says,"
Archer (2009)
"The bad news is, your wife has Syphilis.""
Archer (2009)
""Based on this"
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"medical examination.""
Archer (2009)
"Syphilis, Syphilis, Syphilis, Syphilis, Syphilis..."
Archer (2009)
"Man: Show us your tits!"
Archer (2009)
"Hang on. I got everybody's but mine. Uh..."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, do what now? I said, what the hell's going on here?"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, taking these reefer addicts over to Newton street..."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, well... - For treatment and counseling."
Archer (2009)
"- Damn it, Floyd. - Floyd? Wh..."
Archer (2009)
"because I choose to get into the truck."
Archer (2009)
"- We are. - Oh."
Archer (2009)
"What?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh."
Archer (2009)
"As did the Vandertunt Broad."
Archer (2009)
"See you didn't check yours."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, right?"
Archer (2009)
"and shoot you in your stupid fat face."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, you dummy. So tonight, right now,"
Archer (2009)
"and you're gonna leave him in some alley"
Archer (2009)
"With a case of lead poisoning, just like his partner."
Archer (2009)
"That better have been a long-ass apology."
Archer (2009)
"Mother: I'm sorry, what was that?"
Archer (2009)
"No, just, if I had more time,"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, I don't know how you'd improve"
Archer (2009)
"What I do know is all the refunds I gave"
Archer (2009)
"- Damn it, Ray! - That's some bullshit."
Archer (2009)
"And I swear to God, if you people get caught"
Archer (2009)
"- smoking reefers again... - I'm sorry. By "you people," do you mean..."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, not that it should matter, but I was a Tanker."
Archer (2009)
"761st Tank Battalion."
Archer (2009)
"Wait. Patton's Panthers?"
Archer (2009)
"I'm not accustomed to being stood up,"
Archer (2009)
"She's actually Charlotte Vandertunt."
Archer (2009)
"I... you mean, the heiress"
Archer (2009)
"to the vast Vandertunt Publishing Fortune?"
Archer (2009)
"Then do tell. What's a nice heiress like you"
Archer (2009)
"- doing in a joint like this? - I rescued her."
Archer (2009)
"How were they going to do that?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, nobody knows where she is, so..."
Archer (2009)
"I'm trying to escape a quasi-incestuous"
Archer (2009)
"family situation."
Archer (2009)
"- How? - A four."
Archer (2009)
"So, presumably, the Vandertunt family"
Archer (2009)
"Excellent."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, shit. - What?"
Archer (2009)
"Mother: Well, then, I suggest you wake him."
Archer (2009)
"Unless you think Mr. Vandertunt"
Archer (2009)
"would rather see his daughter gradually..."
Archer (2009)
"Via the mail."
Archer (2009)
"So, is this the part where"
Archer (2009)
"She's trying to get out"
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"Charlotte Vandertunt?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, then, seeing as how that's the case,"
Archer (2009)
"are the keys in the rolls?"
Archer (2009)
"Remember? 'Cause you screwed his wife's tits off."
Archer (2009)
"Are you booking Charlotte as a Jane Doe?"
Archer (2009)
"He's gonna keep her locked up here,"
Archer (2009)
"The Chinese sex slaves, by the way, that you let goooo!"
Archer (2009)
"if ya want me to bust your heads open for ya."
Archer (2009)
"Goddamn it!"
Archer (2009)
"- What? - What do we have to do?"
Archer (2009)
"Aw, man, I'm gonna be sick too."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, sorry."
Archer (2009)
"Hmm. I don't know."
Archer (2009)
"Because it sounded like you said"
Archer (2009)
"What is it with you people and reefer?"
Archer (2009)
"I mean, how hard could that be?"
Archer (2009)
"Me and Verl were in the Army. And I was in the Navy."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, so now you got a "but." But if you think about it,"
Archer (2009)
"- Caw! Caw! - Doesn't even work there, so..."
Archer (2009)
"So, hey, I'm not an Architect, but I'm pretty sure"
Archer (2009)
"What the hell are we doing down here?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh,Figgis, that is some good work."
Archer (2009)
"That's what I'm trying to... What the hell is wrong with you?"
Archer (2009)
"In L.A.? I wanna say..."
Archer (2009)
"You're my first Negroes."
Archer (2009)
"So, was this a surprise?"
Archer (2009)
"So... so what else?"
Archer (2009)
"You know how pissed off Figgis is gonna be"
Archer (2009)
"All right, Archer. You win this round."
Archer (2009)
"Second floor, room 202."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, hey! How 'bout that taft-hartley act?"
Archer (2009)
"Will you hurry up?"
Archer (2009)
""Phil Mccracken.""
Archer (2009)
"and you're gonna find Archer."
Archer (2009)
"You guys saved our asses at the bulge."
Archer (2009)
"Mother: Archer! And that little chippie of yours."
Archer (2009)
"- Keep it up, and you will. - Wait. What?"
Archer (2009)
"Mr. Archer, and yet once again..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, she isn't just some chippie."
Archer (2009)
"Eh. Yeah, so..."
Archer (2009)
"still doesn't know where she is?"
Archer (2009)
"And, Poovey, book her as a Jane Doe."
Archer (2009)
"Your house? Are you shitting me?"
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