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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S08E08)

"So, uh, what are we doing?"
Archer (2009)
"We followed you."
Archer (2009)
"Will you stop illustrating my point?"
Archer (2009)
"- It's... not what it looks like? - Which is..."
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"Murder, figgis, you insufferable little prick!"
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"Yeah, I guess it does, kind of."
Archer (2009)
"But it shows what you know,"
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"because it's only accessory after the fact."
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"pre-deceased young woman to fake my death."
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"of a quasi-incestuous home-life situation."
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"How quasi?"
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"Heiress to the vast Vandertunt Publishing Fortune?"
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"Yeah. They're... Wait. Why?"
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"Because I'm going to drive it,"
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"Now we'll see how you like"
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"- Damn it, Poovey! - What? Figuratively!"
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"Well, either way, I can tell you right now i..."
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"Wait. Did you say "a change" or just "change,""
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"as in spare change?"
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"♪ Jazzy theme... ♪"
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"Well, at least let me talk to her."
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"Oh. Thought you meant besides that."
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"Like living with a bunch of roosters."
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"I could actually go for some pie."
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"Dreamland? Do you know Lana Kane?"
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"This is Verl. That's Cliff, and that's..."
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"- We didn't vote on that. - No, you're not."
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"doing a little work for your boss, Mother."
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"Well, murder, but technically,"
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"How about you guys? What are you in for?"
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"Okay. Hey, come on. Let me... Hey, relax."
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"It's our second offense."
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"What if I told you I could get you guys outta here,"
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"no charges filed?"
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"I need your help to do it, though."
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"To do what, exactly?"
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"Oh, man!"
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"I'm just a sucker for physical comedy. Case in point..."
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"Remind me never to rent you a mule."
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"What do you think about our chances of getting out of here?"
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"Four? Out of... five?"
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"Why not?"
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"Mother: I'm sorry. I must have misheard you."
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"But I wonder. What if we had a comedy night?"
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"Okay, let's get you dancin', handsome."
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"Maybe I could do a comedy routine."
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"- Seriously? - What?"
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"Aw, brother, I have."
Archer (2009)
"No. There were lions."
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"Look, man, verl's got to be the cop."
Archer (2009)
"You look like you should be policing a cornfield."
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"Caw! Caw! Seriously."
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"For one thing, I have military experience, so..."
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"I was in the transport corps. I was a steward."
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"So, no matter how eager"
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"Negroes were to prove ourselves in combat,"
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"And driving trucks and serving coffee"
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"that a segregated service is just crazy."
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"- Oh, that's good. That's good, Verl. - Very believable."
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"Will you quit jamming my ass with that thing?"
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"Damn it."
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"- Complete and total bullshit. - Dress that line, boy!"
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"Talk about looking like a scarecrow."
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"Is it, uh, a truck full of my Chinese whores?"
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"Oh!"
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"of things to fill with Chinese whores."
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"when you hear what I've got for you."
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"Intriguing."
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"Oh, I bet she's charming."
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"I spent my life in jail, and now I'm a disgusting old woman!"
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"What is she talking about?"
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"- They called him that? - How should I know?"
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"I am simply mortified."
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"Please accept my apology. I..."
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"So, no. The surprise is, we're gonna seriously jeopardize"
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"Poovey: I say we put it to a vote."
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"Look, I know you Cops have to check your weapons up front,"
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"but also gradually more berserker."
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"This is the best... Day... ever!"
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"Lana: Thank you."
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"Oh, thank you. Oh, you're too kind."
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"Doing good? Having a swell time?"
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"Painting the town Red? Wonderful!"
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"Al Capone. He just died. You hear about this?"
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"Wouldn't wanna be that broad, would ya?"
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"Hi, alphonse?"
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"You know, like she's calling"
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"notorious criminal Al Capone to tell him she gave him Syphilis."
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"when he finds out you walked off with his million-dollar payday?"
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"Oh, goody."
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"Another sweater."
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"- Hey, let's go. - We'll go when your squad leader says we'll go."
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"Which is now. Let's go."
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"A distraction. Nice!"
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"The key, you dickheads!"
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"Ohh, right. Duh."
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"So, I heard about a male prostitute who got Syphilis."
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"Yeah. Apparently, he was fine for a while,"
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""Well, I've got some good news and bad news."
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""My God," Eddie says, "what's the good news?" Doctor says,"
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"Uh, Syphilis, Syphilis,"
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"I mean..."
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"What the hell is going on here?"
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"Nope. For what?"
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"- What's your badge and unit number? - F-Four?"
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"Okay, you are just terrifying."
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"- Seriously? - Floyd: What?"
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"I bet in the long run it's more economical."
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"Just get in the truck."
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"Well, then, I shall thank you to mind your tone."
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"There were five of 'em!"
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"No. No, there was so much confusion."
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"Well, for one thing... Noooo!"
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"you're gonna find the Vandertunt Broad,"
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"You're gonna bring her to Trexler's,"
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"You got it? Mawp. Mawp."
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"- Wait. What? - Ew!"
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"out of all your paychecks!"
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"Not so fast, shamus."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Well, now I feel like an asshole."
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