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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S08E08)

"Aw, I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd."
Archer (2009)
"you'll keep your damn piehole shut!"
Archer (2009)
"I insist you let me share your Marijuana cigarette!"
Archer (2009)
"Escape, obviously."
Archer (2009)
"Forgive you? For wh..."
Archer (2009)
"Get up there and entertain those people."
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"I mean, you know, no offense, but..."
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"The fact that you feel like you have to say "no offense"..."
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"- What? - Moot. It's my plan."
Archer (2009)
"don't exactly make us war heroes."
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"Wha... It's been, like, a half an hour."
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"I... but... I mean, since when?"
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"Roughly the same as if he finds out"
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"But good luck getting in there without a..."
Archer (2009)
"Here it is! Oh, my God."
Archer (2009)
"What?"
Archer (2009)
"Out! All of you, out!"
Archer (2009)
"I mean, don't know how they would."
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"- Really? - Schmancy."
Archer (2009)
"- I failed my induction screening. - Well, obviously."
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"- I said, "Archer got away." - Oh, that son of a..."
Archer (2009)
"I'm not kidnapping a Vandertunt."
Archer (2009)
"keep in mind I'm gradually gonna get more tired,"
Archer (2009)
"All right. Let's... let's see what else I got here."
Archer (2009)
"and sergeant Poovey is going to drive you in my car."
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"If you want me to talk him out of this murder rap,"
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"Ow!"
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"it was just gross abuse of a corpse."
Archer (2009)
"- But... - "But" nothing, ya little weasel."
Archer (2009)
"You'll get a turn, man."
Archer (2009)
"Well, can't help you with that."
Archer (2009)
"- Do you mean musicians or negroes? - Pick one."
Archer (2009)
"All right. Give me a hint."
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"our own chance of escaping by taking her with us."
Archer (2009)
"Don't be stupid!"
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"And why you'd give your phone number to a prostitute..."
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"Oh, it's hilari..."
Archer (2009)
"What? How could you let that happen?"
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""Good news is, she didn't get it from you..."
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"So, I'm gonna want a rematch."
Archer (2009)
"I know, and I'm sorry. It's just..."
Archer (2009)
"- No, you are not. - Well, I am."
Archer (2009)
"about why I don't just go ahead"
Archer (2009)
"Yep. Patrolman Robert w. Stewart."
Archer (2009)
"How are you assholes even here?"
Archer (2009)
"are coming out of your paycheck."
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"Daaaamn!"
Archer (2009)
"And I need you guys to respect that."
Archer (2009)
"on a solid half-hour about Syphilis."
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"for losing his Chinese sex slaves!"
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"But then... how..."
Archer (2009)
"No. I told you, you can't."
Archer (2009)
"A slightly larger truck full of my Chinese whores?"
Archer (2009)
"- Her? What about me? - Will you shut up?"
Archer (2009)
"- What? - Why?"
Archer (2009)
"Come on! Come on! Move your asses!"
Archer (2009)
"- I don't know. What does it look like? - You tell me."
Archer (2009)
"getting your tits screwed off for a change."
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"Yeah, Ray. What are we in here for?"
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"- Goddamn it! - Seriously."
Archer (2009)
"Huh! What change?"
Archer (2009)
"Tests. Just some routine tests."
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"I am handsome."
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"thanks to segregation, most of us"
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"had to serve in support units."
Archer (2009)
"Come on. Come on. Move your lazy asses."
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"So..."
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"Oh, shit."
Archer (2009)
"Being a negro must be so exciting."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah? Everybody having fun?"
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"Especially when you think about"
Archer (2009)
"Poovey: I was gonna say... ooh! Sprinklers! Nice!"
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"I am lovin' this Marijuana cigarette!"
Archer (2009)
"and there's five of us and only one of you, so..."
Archer (2009)
"Why did he... Wait a minute."
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"Terrific."
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"Tsk."
Archer (2009)
"Shut it, Mccracken. And "treatment and counseling"?"
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"And I had to check my gun, obviously, so I..."
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"And, come to think of it, the refunds will come"
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"Oh, jeez, I'm getting wet!"
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"Right?"
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"Right?"
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"Yeah, I'm getting in the truck"
Archer (2009)
"That's... that's pretty awkward, right?"
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"Damn it."
Archer (2009)
"Whew. What else?"
Archer (2009)
"Pff! You know."
Archer (2009)
"Little Miss Vanderpanties is in solitary,"
Archer (2009)
"How the hell should I know?"
Archer (2009)
"But what are you gonna do with them, Poovey?"
Archer (2009)
"Or it will be, once they run our prints"
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"You're lucky I don't have a pistol."
Archer (2009)
"I swear, i am such a pistol."
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"Excuse me! Doctor, where are you taking this patient?"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, verl can be the cop. But I'm still squad leader."
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"The heiress to the Vast Vandertunt Publishing Fortune?"
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"How many years have I been in here?"
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"to say thanks for a such a lovely evenin'."
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"So who wants their ass beat first?"
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"It's a... a prisoner... prisoner transport."
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"- I... - Wait! Take me with you."
Archer (2009)
"I said..."
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"Right. For instance, I'm confused"
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"I... I could really tighten up my set."
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"Best... day... ever!"
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"Keep your frickin' voice down."
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"Yeah, yeah, keep on bitching,"
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"- Moot! - Wait. What?"
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"- But... - You've got a "But"?"
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"Two words: Charlotte Vandertunt."
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"- I'll say. - Zip it, Missy."
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