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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S08E08)

"- Uh, duh. - Zerp."
Archer (2009)
"Len Trexler and that Cop Figgis were gonna kidnap her, so..."
Archer (2009)
"♪ ♪"
Archer (2009)
"Are we just jumping right into this, or..."
Archer (2009)
"- Duh. - Duh."
Archer (2009)
"Hmm!"
Archer (2009)
"Looks like she's having a rough night."
Archer (2009)
"you tell me it's not what it looks like?"
Archer (2009)
"It looks like murder!"
Archer (2009)
"We were merely using this poor"
Archer (2009)
"Like, a four?"
Archer (2009)
"- Meh. - Put a ham in it, Poovey."
Archer (2009)
"What's your story, lady? Who are you?"
Archer (2009)
"To jail. Because you're both under arrest for murder."
Archer (2009)
"- What? - Goddamn it."
Archer (2009)
"- Poovey? - Huh? Oh."
Archer (2009)
"Wh... what?"
Archer (2009)
"They'll be passing you around for half a pack of smokes."
Archer (2009)
"Pff! I'm worth at least two packs."
Archer (2009)
"A what?"
Archer (2009)
"*ARCHER* Season 08 Episode 03 "Archer Dreamland: Jane Doe""
Archer (2009)
"down in the sub-basement."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah! And why do you think that is?"
Archer (2009)
"- Wh... because you do! - No, I don't."
Archer (2009)
"call her parents posing as a kidnapper,"
Archer (2009)
"and use the ransom money to square things with Len Trexler"
Archer (2009)
"And speaking of which, where the hell are they?"
Archer (2009)
"What's your long-term plan?"
Archer (2009)
"- That's your plan? - Well, it's a plan."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, obviously, we'll put it to a vote, but..."
Archer (2009)
"- Not after I tell Figgis... - Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"Poovey. Poovey!"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, uh, could I order some pie?"
Archer (2009)
"Or have you singlehandedly"
Archer (2009)
"depleted the global strategic pie reserves?"
Archer (2009)
"- Whoo! Are you crazy? - You wanna get yourself killed?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God! Is diabetes contagious?"
Archer (2009)
"Hang on. Tsk. I know you from Dreamland."
Archer (2009)
"We're her Band, man. I'm Floyd."
Archer (2009)
"Ray Gillette. I'm kind of the Bandleader."
Archer (2009)
"I-I'm Archer. I'm a private eye,"
Archer (2009)
"So what are you in here for?"
Archer (2009)
"Okay. My turn."
Archer (2009)
"Hold on. You're gonna get yours."
Archer (2009)
"- Can I please... - Ray, take it easy, man."
Archer (2009)
"Well, serves y'all right for being so damn stingy."
Archer (2009)
"- Serves who right? - "Whom.""
Archer (2009)
"How is six years in jail right?"
Archer (2009)
"Six years? For one lousy goof-butt?"
Archer (2009)
"and figure out we gave 'em fake names."
Archer (2009)
"Ha! Oh, man, was my fake name not the best?"
Archer (2009)
"Or even a belt. Or even shoelaces."
Archer (2009)
"Well, for starters, I'm gonna need you to forgive me."
Archer (2009)
"- Damn, Ray! Really? - Ugh!"
Archer (2009)
"Damn, man! Why the hell'd you do that?"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, guard, we got a sick man in here!"
Archer (2009)
"Ohh."
Archer (2009)
"- Guard! - You assholes!"
Archer (2009)
"Whoever puked in my cell,"
Archer (2009)
"I'm gonna make ya mop it up and suck on the mop!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, you think that's funny, you shit-heel?"
Archer (2009)
"Why would I want to rent a mule?"
Archer (2009)
"- Maybe you're afraid of commitment. - So, listen."
Archer (2009)
"you're not doing your second set."
Archer (2009)
"I don't have a Band."
Archer (2009)
"They never came back from their Smoke Break."
Archer (2009)
"Bet they got arrested again. Idiots."
Archer (2009)
"No, because I'm going home now, so..."
Archer (2009)
"You most certainly are not."
Archer (2009)
"How? Do you want me to do a striptease?"
Archer (2009)
"- Hmm. - That was a joke."
Archer (2009)
"- Well, clearly. - Wha...?"
Archer (2009)
"Comedians, little routines..."
Archer (2009)
"And where the hell is the bartender?"
Archer (2009)
"Excuse me. Excuse me."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, what do we got going on here?"
Archer (2009)
"You look like a Rodeo Clown."
Archer (2009)
"You've clearly never been to a Rodeo."
Archer (2009)
"That was the circus."
Archer (2009)
"- I'm the Cop. - Come on."
Archer (2009)
"Arresting crows and shit."
Archer (2009)
"No. I'm the Cop."
Archer (2009)
"Well, but, you know, I didn't segregate the service,"
Archer (2009)
"and no offense, but... But here it comes."
Archer (2009)
"Well, but what did you do, exactly?"
Archer (2009)
"- Exactly. So, you know... - Oh, I get it."
Archer (2009)
"No. Come on. Look, I realize"
Archer (2009)
"what we were fighting for over there, but..."
Archer (2009)
"the most racist thing would be if whenever there was a war,"
Archer (2009)
"we only sent Negroes."
Archer (2009)
"- Wow! - Words fail me."
Archer (2009)
"You put the "F" in "4-F." You know..."
Archer (2009)
"He said, coyly. Silence, prisoner."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. Shut up."
Archer (2009)
"And the next cop we see, I'm getting his uniform."
Archer (2009)
"you can't leave a building through the sub-basement."
Archer (2009)
"So, unless they keep all the fingerprint cards down here..."
Archer (2009)
"In the dampest part of the building..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, um, it's a surprise."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, goody! Let me guess."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, better."
Archer (2009)
"- Even better. - I feel like we're gonna run out"
Archer (2009)
"No. You'll forget all about them"
Archer (2009)
"And, by inference, an ideal target for kidnapping."
Archer (2009)
"You don't have to. I already did."
Archer (2009)
"Are you serious?"
Archer (2009)
"- Where is she? - Downtown, booked in as a Jane Doe."
Archer (2009)
"You got her in that shitty jail?"
Archer (2009)
"No! You go get her, and you bring her here."
Archer (2009)
"Bring her to me. I wanna to meet her."
Archer (2009)
"What... what is happening right now?"
Archer (2009)
"Everything!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh! My God, the future is terrifying!"
Archer (2009)
"What? No, but..."
Archer (2009)
"How are there negro policemen?"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, definitely Negro policemen."
Archer (2009)
"Was it 1886?"
Archer (2009)
"Big beat-walkin' Bob."
Archer (2009)
"Uh..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, then, I don't know what to say."
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