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Clips from The Office - The Whale (S09E09)

"Oh, hey, Molly."
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"Um, you should just quit."
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"Uh... what else? I've seen Dirty Dancing like 10 times."
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"Breaks my heart every time, you know?"
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"That Swayze sure can dance dirty."
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"Don't you have any sunblock?"
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"worry about my eyes."
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"They're like two flaming meatballs in my skull."
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"and he took his brother but not me."
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"but then I remembered that Bob Marley song--"
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"No, Woman. No Cry."
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"Check this out."
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"Keeps my hair out of my stare,"
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"also helps me combat the glare bear."
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"That's what I call the sun now."
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"Oh, damn it!"
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"Oh, Andy, was-- was that your drinking water?"
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"Yeah, it was. That's okay, though."
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"I got this cool desalinator device."
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"It sucks up seawater through this hose"
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"and pumps out freshwater."
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"See, check it out."
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"Ow!"
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"- Oh! - Oh, no."
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"I better sign off."
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"I hate to get going."
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"He's been sailing for two days."
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"I will leave you with this,"
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"Burn this into your brains."
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"[Laughs] Yeah."
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"No, no. No! No!"
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"- Oh! - Oh, my God."
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"Andy?"
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"Andy."
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"Oh."
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"[Telephone rings]"
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"Dwight Schrute."
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"Well, I have some very exciting news."
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"- You should hear this too. - Uh, no, he shouldn't."
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"Wha-- Ji--"
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"Go ahead, David. I'm listening."
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"No-- I-- okay, David, I'm gonna take you off speaker,"
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"Guys, listen, this is big news."
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"The Scranton White Pages just got in contact with my office."
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"They have apparently dropped their supplier"
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"for the last ten years."
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"The White Pages. Do you want it? No."
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"Does it inexplicably show up"
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"Yes, yes, and yes."
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"There is a reason we in the paper industry"
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"Look at all that sweet blubber."
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"Look, we need our top salesman running point on this,"
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"Yeah! Whoo!"
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"Eat it, Jim! Eat it, Phyllis! Eat--"
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"- Where's Stanley? - He's in the bathroom."
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"Of course."
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"Yeah! Okay. [Clears throat]"
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"Hey, David. I'm back."
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"So, uh, last I remember,"
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"Tom Peterman was in charge of that account."
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"No, my assistant spoke to the receptionist over there."
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"It's someone new, but she didn't catch her name."
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"No. Hey, Dwight shouldn't-- [Grunting]"
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"Thanks, David. Thank you so much for calling me today."
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"Dwight, you can't go."
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"That is a damnable lie. I love women."
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"Gina Rogers at Apex Technology"
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"said you called her "gy-na" for your entire meeting."
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"Ew."
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"Yeah. She said she corrected him five times."
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"Guys, we can't let Dwight blow this."
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"An account this size could double our growth."
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"That means raises, bonuses..."
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"Pizza Friday could come back."
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"Hey, remember that week in the '90s when we got bagels?"
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"I miss Clinton."
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"- Can you go instead? - I can't."
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"first board meeting,"
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"so that feels... wrong."
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"It's just me, not Tom Selleck."
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"[Laughter]"
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"Nice."
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"Toby got us all to participate in Movember."
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"It's a charity for prostate cancer."
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"for the month of November."
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"Damn! It just keeps on coming, huh?"
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"God!"
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"We even go to lunch, pick up babes."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Spring cleaning?"
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"More like fall cleaning. [Chuckles]"
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"I think the Senator is having an affair."
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"I'm sorry. Wha-- what?"
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"I think the Senator is having an affair."
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"I literally have nightmares"
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"in which what just happened happens."
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"When he comes home in the morning,"
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"Oh, I'm... [Sighs]"
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"so he may be spending his afternoons"
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"So nothing to worry about."
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"Huh."
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"- Right. - ...from you."
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"But what's with the yoga already?"
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"- Right? - And Blake."
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"We need to go and check this out."
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"- What? - Angela, I'll go with you."
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"So, uh, show us how you'd normally sell"
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"Time to learn a few new tricks, old dog."
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"You just walked into her office..."
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"and begin."
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"May I please speak to your boss?"
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"Yes."
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"[Deep voice] Hi. I'm Mr. Hannon."
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"'cause no one would ever believe that she would be a boss."
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"He's absolutely right. I'm really struggling here."
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"Oh, I'll be the buyer."
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"[Clears throat]"
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"Hello, Mr. Schrute. Nice to see you."
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"I never sit down during sales meetings."
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"No, actually, she'd like to take her time"
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