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Clips from Scrubs - My Case Study (S02E02)

"Would you mind if I get it published in a medical journal?"
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"That would be fantastic."
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"I'll let you mull it over. And smile, Mr Davis."
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"Dr Kelso, happy anniversary."
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"That's great, pins and needles, but I'm prepping a patient for surgery."
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"She's my patient too. I traded with Doug so we could talk."
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"You're stuck on your first impression, that I am some spoiled brat."
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"Elliot, not now, OK?"
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"When I was a kid I was close with my maid."
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"That's it. So you think that you totally get my whole experience"
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"- Our maid was white. - What was her name?"
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"You also know how hard I'm trying, so, we have nothing in common."
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"I only have things in common with nice people."
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"Love to the wife and kidlets. Who's next?"
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"Do me a favour. Hold my place in line."
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"Nothing. I might just veg."
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"Around here, life can be full of surprises."
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"Some are as simple as forgetting something you were supposed to ask for."
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"Dr Kelso! Is he gone?"
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"I'm getting big fake breasts."
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"The fact you're not jumping through Kelso's hoops like these peons..."
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"Ah, hell, I'm impressed. Let's get some coffee."
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"I'm going to Reno."
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"- Not about Reno. - Attagirl. Let's go."
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"Something in that filthy mop water woke me up."
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"Like crap. What the hell's wrong with me?"
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"Why haven't I heard your name before?"
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"- Which I love. - She's talking to me."
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"Bubby, if you want to help me, why don't you quiet down and get some rest?"
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"If you're a really good girl, I'll wind up your car and take you to a talkie."
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"I could do naughty things to that man."
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"- You're getting fake breasts? - Stripper big."
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"Yeah, I know. I'm sure she gets it all the time."
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"Can you honestly say there's nothing you'd change about yourself?"
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"- I can honestly say that. - Me too."
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"- Then you're both liars. - Hey, Mrs K."
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"Let's get you into a fresh pair of blouse bunnies."
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"To hell with this "there's only one day to ask Kelso" thing."
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"That's what my son says, but when Mother's Day rolls around,"
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"And don't think I've forgotten that you have yet to turn in a case report."
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"You have until six."
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"Crap."
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"Yeah, I got that. I mean, why'd you get it for me?"
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"You're testing me. I get it."
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"I hate my cheeks. Suck them in."
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"Good news, Mrs Warner. We got a pretty good idea what's going on..."
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"It turns out the EGD showed multiple erosive peptic ulcers,"
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"Your stomach acid is eroding your own intestines."
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"I realised Mrs Warner was the most interesting case in the hospital."
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"The whole thing's treatable."
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"Come on, heel toe. What do you say, kid?"
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"to be published in a medical journal"
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"Dr Kelso, can I have a minute of your time?"
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"Oh, for God's sake, son. I have two more days of peace"
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"I need an argon laser, and I was gonna ask you yesterday, but then... Hold up."
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"How can I make love to her when she's not at fat camp?"
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"they'll only be asking me for things once a year."
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"Get out of my eye line. Nurse Tidsdale is wearing ankle socks."
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"and I won't tell anybody about this?"
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"I guess I'll just wait too."
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"- Wagon? - Draggin'."
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"I won! Thank you, Mrs Warner! In your face! In your face! In your..."
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"- ...face. - Congratulations."
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"But for the love of God, Newbie, you've gotta try, try, try"
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"You know, I don't care what you think."
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"There's nothing wrong with playing the game once in a while."
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"...sir."
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"You're the husband? We gotta get you bigger hands."
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"- Well, what about your new mop? - I like my old one."
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"When you spend most of your time in a group,"
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"It's nothing compared to the silence you hear at work."
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"I drew a name out of a hat, and that name was Elliot Reid."
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"That's great, sport. I'm sure you'll see them over Christmas."
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"but when a patient has the same name as a wing of the hospital,"
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"- I'm sorry, what? - Great. Another sycophant."
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"- What? - Isn't he the blind fella?"
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"Or a Slip 'N Slide. Who's with me?"
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"for a new argon laser tomorrow?"
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"Think we'd hang out if it weren't for JD and Turk?"
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"It's fun to rhyme!"
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"You broke your penis."
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"Tomorrow's gonna be a better day... for everyone."
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"If paediatrics needs a new bronchoscope, you'll get one."
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"Some you'd never thought you'd hear."
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"I wanted you to stand in line for me cos I need a new mop."
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"Dr Cox would never know."
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"You should be more than an attending."
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"I'm only putting in a good word."
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"Dr Kelso..."
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"So uncalled..."
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"- And you? - I don't want anything from you."
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"and suddenly we're not in America anymore?"
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"Cos I thought it would be nice. Why? Don't you like it?"
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"If you were to change one thing about my appearance, what would it be?"
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"Why don't we just skip what I think"
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"- What? - To marry me."
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"- Sir, you lied to us. - I'm Bob Kelso. Nice to meet you."
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"How about I don't? And how about you help me out"
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Or to focus on what you have in common instead of what you don't."
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"- Me too, babe. - I'll give you a hand."
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"You're scaring everyone in the hospital."
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"Why's that matter?"
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"Why would Kelso's anniversary make him less of a jerk?"
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"I think it's sweet that at their age they still..."
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"- I'm sorry, baby. - I'm out of here."
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"Probably not. They are the one thing we have most in common."
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"Did you say something, Mr Too-Scared-To-Get-ln-The-Game?"
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"Well, why? What do you have to do?"
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"Uncomfortable."
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"- Cos you're so old. - Yeah, Elliot, she gets that."
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"You can't just change your mind."
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"In English, please."
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"and try not to embarrass this hospital."
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"- Yeah, you do. - I know."
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"trying to turn the sniffles into something more fascinating"
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"I felt I knew the right answer."
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"- Go away. - Go ashmay."
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"Sorry, I don't know what kind of surgery you're having."
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"- Newbie, what do you say? - I had to go for it."
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