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Clips from Scrubs - My Case Study (S02E02)

Dr Murphy, describe the presentation of Ludwig's Angina.

"Dr Murphy, describe the presentation of Ludwig's Angina."

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What the hell. Use me in your case report.

"What the hell. Use me in your case report."

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You know I don't like you talking to God when we're trying to have a discussion.

"You know I don't like you talking to God when we're trying to have a discussion."

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Like the choice to stand up to a superior.

"Like the choice to stand up to a superior."

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You're not gonna be like these mindless drones

"You're not gonna be like these mindless drones"

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Doesn't matter, cos I've got it wrapped up.

"Doesn't matter, cos I've got it wrapped up."

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I decided I could have my cake and eat it too.

"I decided I could have my cake and eat it too."

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where you will eat free food, stay at a nice hotel,

"where you will eat free food, stay at a nice hotel,"

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I could taste my own hypocrisy.

"I could taste my own hypocrisy."

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Beg your pardon, Newbie. What are you thinking?

"Beg your pardon, Newbie. What are you thinking?"

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Look, I wanna be like you... but a more successful you.

"Look, I wanna be like you... but a more successful you."

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Zipped-schmipped. I thought we were riffing.

"Zipped-schmipped. I thought we were riffing."

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Would you like it high up on the cheek

"Would you like it high up on the cheek"

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You're right. Do you want to be my maid of honour?

"You're right. Do you want to be my maid of honour?"

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- We're not. - Well, aren't you delicious?

"- We're not. - Well, aren't you delicious?"

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But don't worry. Dr Cox and I never say die.

"But don't worry. Dr Cox and I never say die."

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- For how long? - I don't know.

"- For how long? - I don't know."

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So I don't have a case to present. At least this way we get to stay a team.

"So I don't have a case to present. At least this way we get to stay a team."

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you lazybones have forgotten my edict about residents publishing case reports.

"you lazybones have forgotten my edict about residents publishing case reports."

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The point is, you're not going. You see, it seems as though

"The point is, you're not going. You see, it seems as though"

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Or the choice to let someone help you for once.

"Or the choice to let someone help you for once."

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No, I was talking to my hair. If it's even the least bit humid,

"No, I was talking to my hair. If it's even the least bit humid,"

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- Elliot. - Yes, please.

"- Elliot. - Yes, please."

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You two realise I can still hear you, right?

"You two realise I can still hear you, right?"

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Easy, Laverne. You're a saved woman.

"Easy, Laverne. You're a saved woman."

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Wait.

"Wait."

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- You know why it doesn't work? - It's out of mop gas?

"- You know why it doesn't work? - It's out of mop gas?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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In the end, you just have to trust your decisions.

"In the end, you just have to trust your decisions."

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Carla, I figured out why we don't hang out more.

"Carla, I figured out why we don't hang out more."

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Dr Cox, I have a patient with blennorrhea.

"Dr Cox, I have a patient with blennorrhea."

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I'm sorry, Nervous Guy, but I can't do your work for you.

"I'm sorry, Nervous Guy, but I can't do your work for you."

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to the fibrous tissue of the corpus cavernosum.

"to the fibrous tissue of the corpus cavernosum."

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Yeah, I gotta tell you, it's such an unusual case.

"Yeah, I gotta tell you, it's such an unusual case."

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Then I thought... Who cares what I thought?

"Then I thought... Who cares what I thought?"

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Not many things make the chief of medicine move fast,

"Not many things make the chief of medicine move fast,"

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Anyway, let's make pretend it's your birthday, because...

"Anyway, let's make pretend it's your birthday, because..."

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- We're going for a walk. - Eat shmit and die.

"- We're going for a walk. - Eat shmit and die."

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Nurse Roberts, I just saw your patient in 106 and the next time you place an IV

"Nurse Roberts, I just saw your patient in 106 and the next time you place an IV"

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So, have you found any cool cases yet?

"So, have you found any cool cases yet?"

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I'll take some of that.

"I'll take some of that."

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I would change everything. What do you think?

"I would change everything. What do you think?"

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It's remarkable. I've never seen anything like it.

"It's remarkable. I've never seen anything like it."

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God, I'm hideous.

"God, I'm hideous."

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Unless you like it when people come and ask you for stuff every single day.

"Unless you like it when people come and ask you for stuff every single day."

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to keep that shaved behind of yours held up nice and high,

"to keep that shaved behind of yours held up nice and high,"

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not to squeeze out a dookie on the Astroturf.

"not to squeeze out a dookie on the Astroturf."

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- That's your butt. - Thank you.

"- That's your butt. - Thank you."

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all of a sudden I'm Doctor J.

"all of a sudden I'm Doctor J."

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It was a good one.

"It was a good one."

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and you won't even have to ask...

"and you won't even have to ask..."

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- Who wants another beer? - I gotta work early tomorrow.

"- Who wants another beer? - I gotta work early tomorrow."

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Right.

"Right."

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I haven't decided which way to take your temperature yet.

"I haven't decided which way to take your temperature yet."

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You don't see sass like that anymore.

"You don't see sass like that anymore."

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Careful there, sweetcheeks.

"Careful there, sweetcheeks."

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So head to the library and look it up

"So head to the library and look it up"

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Anyway, you're incompetent.

"Anyway, you're incompetent."

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Tomorrow, Bob Kelso will be sweeter than flowers dipped in honey.

"Tomorrow, Bob Kelso will be sweeter than flowers dipped in honey."

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Muffin, I'm not gonna run around like you mindless drones

"Muffin, I'm not gonna run around like you mindless drones"

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Front butt. It's like the grail.

"Front butt. It's like the grail."

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No. Cos it's so old it won't soak up water. See?

"No. Cos it's so old it won't soak up water. See?"

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and the secretin injection test was positive,

"and the secretin injection test was positive,"

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We're going to step outside and then we'll get underway.

"We're going to step outside and then we'll get underway."

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so that I might be chosen to go to an AMA conference?

"so that I might be chosen to go to an AMA conference?"

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Excuse me.

"Excuse me."

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before my wife returns from fat camp.

"before my wife returns from fat camp."

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I like to think your life comes down to the choices you've made.

"I like to think your life comes down to the choices you've made."

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which suggests you have gastrinomatous Zollinger-Ellison Syndrome.

"which suggests you have gastrinomatous Zollinger-Ellison Syndrome."

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you can predict Kelso's behaviour.

"you can predict Kelso's behaviour."

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It's an amazing networking opportunity.

"It's an amazing networking opportunity."

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- Let me make a phone call. - I'm not so good with handouts.

"- Let me make a phone call. - I'm not so good with handouts."

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just so you're selected to go to this stupid conference, are you?

"just so you're selected to go to this stupid conference, are you?"

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- Sure, why not? - Thanks.

"- Sure, why not? - Thanks."

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