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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Can't Buy Me Math (S05E05)

"I started to shave, but I stopped."
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"Not yet."
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"That's really tight. Okay now."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Yeah!"
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"How's this working for you? 'Cause this is my one move."
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"Oh. Oh, yeah."
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"Put on some clothes, big boy!"
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"Oh, God. What happened to your back?"
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"Nobody wants to see that."
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"Hey! I do!"
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"for my wife for Valentine's Day, all right?"
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"Give it up."
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"Oh, no."
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"Do it!"
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"Orbit the Earth. Orbit the Earth."
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"Look, Darryl lied about liking me,"
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"You gotta give him another chance."
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"Because Darryl and I were a great fake couple,"
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"'Cause you're looking at me"
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"Ugh! I came here to get away from you."
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"to get away from Darryl."
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"No. No way."
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"the only people that got tricked were me and Darryl."
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"League bowling will now begin on lanes nine through 12."
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"But there shouldn't be people leagues."
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"You're the one who thought you were out of Rosa's league."
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"Even if she remembered the pee thing."
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"The pee thing? Yes."
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"I should have just told you I liked you."
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"Want me to show you? Yes."
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"They're so in love."
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"Jocelyn? What?"
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"because I think I'm too bow-legged."
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"Except that Jimmy Jr. ran out on you."
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"And you're probably gonna fail that math test."
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"Yeah, okay. Sure. Yes."
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"♪ Now let's slow dance ♪"
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"And if I don't get at least a B on the next one,"
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"I've got to go to remedial math."
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"Yeah, and then sharpen it and give it back."
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"What'll I tell my grandchildren?"
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"Oh, Grandma."
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"because I'm going to get a tutor"
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"who will teach me what my teacher could not."
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"I-I know you love Valentine's Day,"
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"For the car? Right, yeah."
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"That was for you. You did that, that was nice."
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"you don't have to worry, 'cause I got it all figured out."
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"♪ Ta-da! ♪"
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"Wow. What is it?"
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"It's a Valentine's Advent calendar."
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"Valentine's Days?"
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"Say good-bye to the pressure of being super-romantic on one day,"
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"and say hello to being somewhat-romantic"
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"for a bunch of days leading up to the big V."
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"Yeah! Behind each little door"
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"is a romantic activity that I've already thought of."
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"Oh, you planned stuff. That's right!"
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"Huh, all right, uh, that sounds better."
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"No. Teddy, get off it! Come on, let me open it."
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"Okay, uh..."
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"Darryl! Huh?! What?"
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"is going to robotics."
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"It gives him pills and plays jazz."
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"But if I don't get help, I've got to go to remedial math."
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"Ooh, that's tough. Good luck."
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"And you assume because I'm a nerd, I'm not going, either?"
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"That's it... double nerd."
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"Oh, Darryl, I'm flattered, but I'm semi-involved"
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"He's semi-not-involved with me right now,"
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"but we're working through it."
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"I want to go with Rosa Batista."
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"I can't... she's out of my league."
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"I'm in seventh grade, she's in eighth."
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"that peed down the slide in second grade."
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"Oh, that was you?"
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"I heard it was off a swing."
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"Some of it may have gotten on the swing."
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"But listen, do you remember who won Cupid's Couple"
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"Um, Michael Carlish and Tracy Schwartz, right?"
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"And after they broke up,"
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"seventh-grade Michael Carlish started dating eighth-grade..."
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"Jenny Testa."
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"Whoever wins Cupid's Couple can date"
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"I could date Rosa,"
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"Hmm, but why would students vote you and me to be Cupid's Couple?"
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"Because of the double-nerd angle."
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"I'm not a nerd. You kind of are."
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"That can't be right. We'll cover that in tutoring."
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"So, do we have a deal?"
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"Uh..."
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"Feels kind of wrong to mess with love."
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"We'd have to be careful."
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"I've seen enough romantic comedies to know"
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"you're probably gonna fall for me. I won't fall for you."
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"Okay, it's just that you're probably gonna fall for me."
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"Okay, fake boyfriend,"
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"Um, yeah, we are."
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"How long have y'all been going out?"
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"Uh, since today,"
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"I never really thought about either of you that much,"
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"but together you're cute."
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"We're both humans who wear glasses!"
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"Yeah, man, we're right here."
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"You all right, buddy?"
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"and check my hair for lice?"
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"Ah, I'm losing so much water out of my palms!"
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"I'll be dead by morning!"
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"Pull it together, Darryl! Maybe I was wrong about this."
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"And I've only dated two-and-a-half boys,"
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"Like, a lot. Uh-huh."
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"You'll be my math tutor,"
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"and I'll be your boyfriend tutor. Okay."
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"Like, if you don't know what to say,"
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"Uh...? Um, oh, God."
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"but do it silently next time."
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"So, hello again, everyone."
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"Aw, you guys look so cute together."
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"Thanks, Rosa. You're welcome."
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