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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Can't Buy Me Math (S05E05)

"B-Bye. Oh, bye. Bye."
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"Are Darryl and Tina holding hands?"
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"Tina hasn't pined after Darryl for one second."
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"Oh, okay, right."
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"Uh, now's not really the best time, Lin."
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"I could, or you can try and find"
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"♪ Find the strawberry ♪"
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"♪ Strawberry trail ♪"
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"Mmm, no. ♪ Yeah. ♪"
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"Not right now."
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"Well, it's all dirty now,"
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"So dirty."
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"Well, I don't really want to now,"
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"Tina, hey, back from tutoring, I see."
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"Have a seat, my sister. Sure."
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"So, Darryl, boyfriend, you, girlfriend? Mm-hmm."
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"Really? Really."
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"Okay, you broke me!"
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"so we can win Cupid's Couple at the dance,"
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"and then we can go out with whoever we want,"
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"Please don't tell."
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"If anyone knows we're faking,"
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"then we won't win."
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"Right. Bribe, please."
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"Okay."
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"a $50 frozen yogurt gift card."
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"I guess you guys can have that if we win."
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"Especially that."
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"My locker has a mind of its own, which I respect,"
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"but also sometimes I just need to get my books."
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"Uh, okay."
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"Hey, great job opening your locker"
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"Yeah, like two mirrors that go on forever."
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"Infinite stuff trips me out!"
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"Oh, no, there's a spider on your back."
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"Ew! Get it off! Get it off!"
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"But I hate spiders, could it be a beetle?"
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"There's a beetle on your back."
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"Aw! Bugs are, like, the new hugs."
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"Cupid sure hit that couple right in the rump, huh?"
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"I'm having a really good time with you tonight."
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"I don't think everyone heard you."
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"Wow, they're barely moving."
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"How do we compete with that?"
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"Hold on, I got a good idea."
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"Hi."
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"Aw, I want someone to stretch out my name like that."
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"Deejay, slow-jam me."
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"♪ In all my classes ♪"
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"♪ We hit our glasses ♪"
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"♪ Now let's ♪"
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"♪ Let's slow dance ♪"
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"♪ Like mol... asses... ♪"
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"Wow, Darryl, where did that come from?"
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"Girlfriends like surprises."
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"Hey, you know what might push us over the top right now?"
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"A kiss. Great idea."
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"Wow, who knew Darryl was total boyfriend material?"
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"Right, good thinking."
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"And an actual fire, yeah. Yeah."
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"Ooh, "Bubble Bath"!"
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"so that sounds good."
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"Oh, Bobby."
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"It's nice and bubbly."
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"Yeah, I used the whole bottle."
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"You used the whole bottle?"
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"You're supposed to use, like, a teaspoon."
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"It's, like, toxic. No."
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"It's like a paste in here."
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"Oh. Let's just go with it."
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"Yeah."
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"But it stings. Just ignore it."
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"I'm just gonna get out for a sec, Lin."
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"I thought you were asleep."
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"I thought I was, too."
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"What's going on in here?"
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"Oh, God, no, Louise, you got to get out."
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"I'm peeing, but after,"
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"and join Mom and Dad in the tub."
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"Well, now I got to pee."
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"Use the second toilet."
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"Mom, Dad, can you get out for a second?"
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"Do you pee in here?"
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"Well, no. I'm in it."
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"to please get out for just a minute."
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"All right, looks like the winner of Cupid's Couple is..."
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"The theorem's working."
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"And one more time, for old time's sake."
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"All right, well, I..."
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"So, now what?"
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"And Rosa and my math scores,"
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"according to Darryl's theory, which is probably right,"
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"since he's the smartest boy I've ever dated."
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"Fake dated. Right, right. Fake dated."
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"So, the breakup, is it gonna be classy or nasty?"
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"Definitely nasty. Want to know how many holds will be barred?"
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"Three? None."
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"Maybe we should practice more."
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"For you, my sweets."
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"What do you mean?"
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"You're just too kind and generous."
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"It's making me sick. Oh, yeah?"
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"and it's driving me nuts."
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"What's going on here? Cupid's Couple is having"
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"a quarrel and a half."
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"Yeah. Mm-hmm."
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"Your charisma is overwhelming me!"
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"Why can't you be un-charming for one damn second?"
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"I can't change how incredible I am."
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"You mean break up,"
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"effective immediately?"
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"And date other people at this and/or other schools?"
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"It's our only choice!"
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"I wish I knew how to tame you, you wild stallion!"
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"Have a great life. You too, soulful wonder lady."
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": Thanks for asking. You're welcome."
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"I thought they were going to last forever and ever."
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"So, Tina's single again?"
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"Why do you want to know?"
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"I-I don't care."
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