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Clips from NewsRadio - Chock (S04E04)

"Happy birthday, Dave."
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"Beth came around asking everybody to chip in on a cake..."
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"But I got you something on my own instead."
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"Well-- Well, thanks, Bill. That's very nice."
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"I don't know what town he's from."
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"But apparently he was some kind of musician before he started writing."
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"Yeah. We called ourselves-- Don't tell him that."
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"I thought you were gonna do that with me. Hmm? What?"
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"Wow. So how-- how'd you get the time off?"
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"- What big day? - The big three-two."
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"You quit your job to be here with me on my 32nd birthday?"
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"Yes!"
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"[ Dave ] Oh, man! Bob! What the hell?"
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"- How long have you guys been planning this? - Ten long years. Come here!"
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"This is another one of my oldest friends, Bob. He was in the a cappella group too."
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"[ Chuckles ] Yeah, right. [ Sniffs ]"
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"Oh, yes, sir. Yes, indeed. Yes, sir."
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"Um, well, no, it seems like, uh, maybe you and-and we have, uh--"
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"One, two-- ♪ One, two, three, four ♪"
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"No, let's talk! Just talk."
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"[ Chuckling ]"
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"Bill was saying that you're thinking of quitting your job..."
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"After which we made the pact."
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"What kind of pact was that?"
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"Thank God I got it in writing."
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"You're playing computer solitaire!"
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"Oh, wait, wait, wait. King of spades, king of spades."
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"Dude, that was a little harsh."
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"I always knew she'd ask me that someday, I just didn't think it was gonna be in that tone."
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"of a contract written on a-- on a Denny's place mat, but isn't Brian married?"
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"- Engaged, but not married. - Yeah, but still--"
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"- We checked. - Yeah, but still, we couldn't do this without Brian."
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"It just wouldn't be Chock Full o'Notes without Brian."
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"But it was my 32nd birthday last week."
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"Two, three-- A three, a fo-- Hold--"
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"I'm sorry, sir, this is a closed rehearsal."
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"Let it go, Joe."
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"[ Sighs ] I didn't mean to do it."
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"The only problem I have is sitting right out--"
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"Big whoop. I make men cry all the time."
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"I shouldn't be yelling at him like that."
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"If you're upset about problems at home,"
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"Misplaced anger can be a very great motivator."
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"Yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty sure one of Dave's singing friends did it."
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"[ Clicks Tongue ] Are you sure?"
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"For some reason, I really want to kick that big singing-guy's ass."
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"I finished cataloging that-- that box of tapes like you asked."
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"[ Mumbles ] And I'm sor--"
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"or in some other way distasteful, makes me a loser, then fine."
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"Yes, I did. I quit for Chock."
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"I-I quit for Chock also."
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"Now you're being sagacious. What are you talking--"
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"Guys, guys, come on. Let's not get into one of these things, all right?"
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"Okay. I'm okay. Sorry."
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"Brian, please tell me you didn't cancel your wedding just for this."
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"Oh, Brian."
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"Guys, let me get some work done, then we'll continue this discussion later, okay?"
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"Hey, whoa! Whoa! Wai-Wait, whoa!"
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"I love-- I love barbershop."
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"What's wrong with barbershop?"
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"You know, it's a bastardization of the form."
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"[ Chuckles ] Bowser."
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"you know, like on weekends, that sort of thing."
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"Dave, there comes a time in every friendship when you have to say,"
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"Look, Bill, I really don't expect you to understand this sort of thing."
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"I was in a very similar position once."
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"You were? Yes, in the sixth grade."
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"My three dearest friends and I made a lifelong pact that we would be best buddies forever."
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"That's not similar at all!"
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"If you can't handle this, it looks like I'll have to."
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"Hi, fellas."
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"And it would just break my heart if he left me and all his new friends here..."
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"Oh. Well, what the hell are you guys?"
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"[ Sighs ] Yeah. Yeah, I am."
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"Did you finish those tapes?"
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"Okay. Now I just need these in my office, thanks."
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"Let's go! Pronto! Okay, okay!"
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"Besides, my mother made me talk to my stepfather last night. Oh, God."
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"Beth, you don't think Matthew's an idiot, right?"
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"Could you please, for me, tell him that you don't think he--"
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"♪ Unicorn ♪ Matthew!"
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"Get those tapes into my office immediately! Sorry."
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"Nothing, sir. Nothing. Everything's fine."
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"If you have problems, you leave 'em at home!"
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"Oh, you and Matthew are having a little relationship outside the office. I see."
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"Why be sorry? You think I want to go through with this?"
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"but do you really expect me to change my life to make them happy?"
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"My man."
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"[ Laughs ] That's right. [ Chuckling ]"
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"Brian, you scared me there. Don't be scared of me, dude. I'm not like I used to be."
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"Ah, I see. I see."
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"Could you repeat the question?"
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"that maybe none of us really wants to be in Chock Full."
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"so that we don't let the other guys down."
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"Yeah. What about you, Brian? Yes."
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"Me too."
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"that nobody really wants to do."
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"I didn't quit my law firm just to have you wussies back out on me!"
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"- We're doing this! - Well, I'm sure they'd take you back."
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"No, they wouldn't, okay? 'Cause I didn't quit."
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"I wanted to keep my pipes in shape for the grand reunion!"
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"that no one wants to do it!"
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"if Lisa promises that no matter what kind of problems you're having at home,"
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"'Cause you know what? When I have problems, I'll write a song."
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"Matthew-- I just feel like I just gotta shake out the sillies."
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"Matthew-- You know, just shake them out."
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"Matthew-- Come on, Lisa. Shake out the sillies."
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"Yeah, shake 'em out. Shake 'em out. Matthew!"
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"I'm trying to work something out here,"
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"What the hell is wrong with you, son?"
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"Yeah, I'll go. Excellent. You get going. I'll meet you down there."
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"Automotive sales."
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"Hey, Dave. Last chance for Chock."
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"I mean, you guys did."
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"That's my word."
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"I'm gonna be up on a stage with three guys who give a hoot!"
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"What does "sagacious" mean?"
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"Thanks, Bill. How did you know it was my birthday?"
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"It's one of my favorite books. Thought you'd like it."
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"Huh. Crazy From The Heat by... David Lee Roth."
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