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Clips from NewsRadio - Chock (S04E04)

"Great read. Plus, you could pretty much finish it in one night."
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"Oh, man. Yes. Hey, wow."
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"Hey, Bill, this is one of my oldest and best friends from college, David Jackson."
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"Hi, guy. Anyway, the third chapter is really my favorite part."
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"Well, Cedar Heights, to be exact, if you want to be exact about it."
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"Hey, let's not get into that again. Oh, I know!"
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"[ Chuckles ]"
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"Okay. So anyway, there's this long passage about some bad investment--"
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"Bill, there's something I just want to get out in the open right now."
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"When we were in college, David and I were both members of a-- an all-male a cappella quartet."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. Well--"
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"I thought you were managing both stores now. I was. I quit."
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"- You quit? - Yeah. I wanted to be here on the big day."
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"All right. Quit the screwin' around. Where's the birthday boy?"
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"[ Growling, Laughing ]"
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"Say, what's going on here?"
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"Well, it's not gonna be easy, but yeah. We're gonna give it a shot."
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"The popular music scene is pretty competitive,"
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"but, you know, we got this dream."
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"Sounds like you guys are pretty serious about this."
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"Huh?"
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"Ah, screw the talk! Let's sing!"
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"Yeah, Dave-- [ Clears Throat ]"
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"and join some kind of all-male chorus."
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"Is that right? Well, actually, um, Chock Full o'Notes split up..."
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"after our final performance at... Badger Jam '88."
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"Ooh, a pact. Let me guess: no girls allowed. [ Laughs ]"
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"Well, we all swore that if we turned 32 and we were all still bachelors,"
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"we'd reunite and make a go of it."
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"See, now that's-- that's the part I really don't remember."
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"- Did you pull up those articles on the sanitation strike? - [ Laughs ] Yeah, you wish."
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"Well, it-it's really kind of important."
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"What I'm doing is kind of important to me right now,"
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"Yeah. Have you ever played? It's a blast."
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"so maybe you should think about working."
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"Got it. Okay. Now, what-- You guys worked very hard to do what? I'm sorry."
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"That's it! Start paying attention, stop acting like an idiot,"
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"and catalog those tapes like I told you to!"
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"Yeah, b-but I-- Just do it!"
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"Okay."
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"What? So now you want a piece of me? Is that it?"
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"Look, guys, I don't want to be a jerk about this,"
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"and I don't want to get into a debate on the legal merits..."
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"Well, then I guess it is Chock Full o'Notes. Brian! Hey!"
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"Yeah, actually, I almost forgot."
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"And I knew there was something I was supposed to remember."
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"And then I remembered, and I left the party and got in my car and drove here."
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"Oh, well, hey, thanks for doing that, Bri."
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"Brian."
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"I know. I saw it. It was awesome."
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"- Problems at home? - No."
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"Oh, God, Beth, he's crying!"
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"Yes, but this isn't closing time at T.G.I. Friday's."
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"there's no reason you shouldn't take 'em out on Matthew."
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"Matthew's crying. Yeah, we know."
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"Joe, you were there when Lisa yelled at him."
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"- Why do you even care? - I don't know."
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"So if you need that done for any reason, I'll be around."
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"Lisa-- [ Clears Throat ]"
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"Look, if wanting to storm the pop charts..."
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"with a style of music that most Americans find extremely gay,"
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"Guilty as charged."
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"Bob, you're really into this too?"
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"No. But I made a promise, and I keep my promises."
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"- Well, you don't seem too happy about it. - I'm not happy!"
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"I was about to make partner at my law firm, and I quit for Chock!"
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"You did not."
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"Yeah, okay, but, uh, I was a highly paid civil litigation lawyer,"
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"and you worked at a comic book store."
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"Hey, my work made your work possible!"
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"All right. Can I ask a question?"
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"- Of course, Brian. - I've been trying to follow this,"
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"and it seems like you guys are talking about not doing the singing thing."
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"Well, the contract said you had to be 32 and unmarried, so what was I supposed to do?"
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"She was a good woman too."
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"Loved a cappella music."
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"Come on, Dave! Just try it on once, for old time's sake."
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"- But we never wore those. - That's because we weren't professionals back then."
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"Look, guys, I really need to get some work done."
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"Dave, you didn't-- you didn't tell me they were a barbershop quartet."
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"Terrific. I knew I'd seen these jackets somewhere before!"
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"I don't know. Uh, everything?"
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"It's an entirely sagacious format of music. I mean--"
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"- You guys do any doo-wop numbers? - Oh, right. Like Sha Na Na?"
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"Yeah. Thanks, Bowser. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Well, maybe I can tell them I'll sing with them part-time,"
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""I never liked you. Get lost.""
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"No. I know exactly what you're going through."
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"pulled down my pants in front of a bunch of girls and beat me up."
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"Isn't it, Dave?"
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"No, it isn't. Fine."
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"No, Bill, I don't want you to hurt their feelings. I won't."
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"Yes, you will. Oh, that's not my style!"
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"Yes, it is."
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"Matthew, have I ever hurt your feelings?"
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"You, Bill? No, never. See?"
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"You mind if I interrupt your bull "sesh" for a second?"
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"Now, I haven't known Dave as long as you guys have, but I consider him a friend."
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"Ah, who am I kidding? I love the little guy."
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"just to join some barbershop quartet."
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"Sir, we are most definitely not a barbershop quartet."
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"We are an a cappella group, thank you very much."
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"Sir, what is it about the three of us and our music that you don't like?"
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"[ Sobbing ] Bri-Bri!"
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"Uh, are you feeling better, Matthew?"
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"In fact, I'm-I'm-- I'm writing a song."
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"Oh. I-I didn't know you wrote music."
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"Well, I just do the lyrics-- you know, mostly protest songs, stuff with a message."
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"Do you know a word that rhymes with unicorn?"
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"Oh, yeah. Yes, I did, boss."
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"Good! Good job. Thank you. Thank you."
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"Okay, well, here they are. Take 'em away."
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"Get your butt up and take these tapes back to Lisa's office like you should have done,"
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"and do it now! What?"
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"What did you do that for? To get him to do the work."
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"- Matthew, Matthew, Matthew. - I'm such an idiot."
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"No, I'm not, Matthew. Well, Beth obviously thinks I'm an idiot."
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"She doesn't think you're an idiot. Beth doesn't think you're an idiot."
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"Lisa, what-- what exactly is going on here?"
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"I can't find the tapes. They're on the table by the stairs."
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