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Clips from South Park - Probably (S04E04)

"These hotels have all kinds of crazy channels."
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"Saddam, will you listen to me?"
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"Chris is a great person. He is the one I want to be with now!"
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"Really? So, then, what are you doing here?"
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"I don't know about you, but this video is getting me pretty hot."
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"- Saddam... - Here, have another drink."
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"God, my head."
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"Drank too much. Chris?"
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"Oh, no!"
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"Man, look at that."
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"We went through 14 bottles of vegetable oil."
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"I'm all greasy."
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"Oh, God, what time is it?"
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"I don't know. I guess so."
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"But now I have to go home and tell Chris."
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"Screw him!"
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"No, Saddam, I at least owe him an explanation."
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"I just don't know what I'm gonna say."
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"I know how to solve this little problem."
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"We are now entering Ensenada,"
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"the second largest city on the Mexican Baja peninsula."
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"We have now travelled over 2,000 miles"
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"We'll just be stopping here for a few moments for gas,"
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"and then our tour will continue on to its final destination."
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"What's stuck to the bottom of the bus?"
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"Oh, goodness,"
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"we must have run over a little Mexican further up north."
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"Is it okay?"
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"Well, here's $50 for the gas."
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"It is beautiful."
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"There's no way God would want to send us to Hell now."
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"Hello, boys."
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"Don't try to take me away again, Mom and Dad."
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"I told you, I renounce the Jewish faith."
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"It's not that, Kyle, it's just that Eric's mother needs to see you all right away."
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"Just really quick. She says it's very important."
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"Very well. Yea, guys, let us walk to mine home and see what mine mom wants."
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"Hello, kiddies. I made you all powdered doughnut pancake surprise."
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"- Wow, cool. - No! It is a trick!"
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"- Do not vex me, oh, temptress! - What?"
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"This is a distraction from our work on the church!"
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"Do not think that you can tempt us with toys and new games"
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"and tidings of powdered doughnut pancake surprise,"
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"for it is the afterlife we have concerned ourselves with,"
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"not the pleasures of this Earth, but salvation in the world after!"
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"Let us get back to our work at the church."
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"Yea. I shall answer the phone. Hello?"
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"- Oh, my God! - What?"
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"It's Kenny! He's calling from beyond the grave!"
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"- Kenny? What's he say? - Ask him what Hell is like!"
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"Kenny! You have to tell us about Hell!"
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"Give us every last horrible detail!"
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"Oh, God, Chris is gonna be so mad at me."
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"Well, here it goes."
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"- Hey, you. - Hi, Chris."
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"You were out all night."
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"Yeah, I just spent the night walking around the marina."
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"Satan, you know you're not a very good liar."
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"You went and saw Saddam, didn't you?"
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"Yes."
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"- I understand. - What?"
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"Oh, no!"
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"What? What's wrong? I said it's okay."
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"- I know. - Well, what more do you want from me?"
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"Well, could you not be such a pussy about it?"
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"I mean, can't you just say,"
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""If you ever see Saddam again, I'll break your legs,""
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"Satan, I'm a '90s man."
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"I cry when I need to,"
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"I share my feelings and I keep my mind open about everything."
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"Just give me some boundaries! Be jealous!"
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"Go throw a football around, for Christ's sake!"
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"Now you're starting to hurt my feelings."
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"I'm sorry, Chris. It's not you, really, it's me."
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"You're the best thing that's ever happened to me,"
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"and for some reason, I just can't accept that."
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"Die, pussy!"
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"Chris! Saddam, what the hell are you doing?"
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"There. I got rid of the problem for you."
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"Now there's no conflict."
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"No! Not like this!"
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"Friends, I have to tell you that last night,"
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"I received a phone call from beyond the grave."
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"It was our departed friend, Kenny,"
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"And he described what Hell is like in horrid detail!"
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"He said that in Hell, the smell is awful!"
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"He said that in Hell, everyone speaks Spanish!"
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"He said there is water in Hell,"
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"but if you drink it, you pee blood out your ass for seven hours!"
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"- No! - No!"
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"And perhaps worst of all,"
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"in Hell, there are dozens and dozens of little trinket stores,"
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"but they all have the same little trinkets in them!"
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"Where is our daughter?"
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"- Dad? - Marcy!"
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"You're coming home this instant!"
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"We are saving your daughter from the clutches of Hell, sir!"
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"You're not going to make my daughter part of your cult!"
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"You're just a stupid little fat kid who thinks that..."
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"Stephen?"
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"Stephen, no!"
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"Oh, forgive us, Lord, for our sins!"
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"Let us pray. Heavenly Father, do not send us to Hell."
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"We're sorry. Whatever we did, we're sorry."
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"Where... Where am I?"
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"Where are we?"
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"- Oh, my God! - What's happening?"
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"- No! - Hello, newcomers, and welcome."
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"Can everybody hear me?"
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"Hello?"
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"Can everybody... Okay..."
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"I'm the Hell director."
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"It looks like we have about 8,615 of you newbies today."
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"And for those of you who were a little confused,"
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"you are dead, and this is Hell."
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"So, abandon all hope and yadda yadda yadda."
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"We're now going to start the orientation process,"
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"- which will last about... - Hey, wait a minute, I shouldn't be here."
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"I was a totally strict and devout Protestant."
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"I thought we went to Heaven."
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