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Clips from South Park - Probably (S04E04)

"But what if we're wrong?"
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"I told him he couldn't do it."
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"I'm afraid your son is the leader, Ms. Cartman."
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"We're not trying to persecute you, kids,"
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"so we will build a new church,"
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"This bed is comfy-womfy!"
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"Last night was awesome! Aren't we together again now?"
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"since leaving New York City."
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"Thine church is almost completeth."
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"Yeah, this church kicks... It kicks."
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"I sure hope this works."
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"- Yeah! - Oh, well, alrighty, then."
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"I don't think it worked."
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"Satan,"
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"I still feel secure and safe with you."
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"or, "I'm gonna go kick Saddam's ass," or something?"
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"calling from the depths of Hell!"
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"Your daughter could die tomorrow, and then what?"
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"The Lord has spoken again!"
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"- Forgive us, Lord! - Forgive us, Lord!"
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"Stephen? Stephen?"
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"You picked the wrong religion, as well."
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"I'm afraid it was the Mormons."
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"Yes, the Mormons were the correct answer."
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"So, now, I'd like to quickly introduce your new ruler and master for eternity,"
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""but that which comes out of the mouth defileth a man.""
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"Yea, it is nice to see you, Sister,"
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"Wait a minute, that's it."
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"- Right, right. - Do you have a couple minutes"
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"- Please? - Well, all right."
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"Just let me grab something real quick."
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"Gee, whatever gave you that idea, when I stabbed you in the head?"
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"You're a pussy!"
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"No!"
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"The Lord wants you to walk, Timmy!"
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"- All right! - Yeah!"
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"And then, Brother Stephens brought his guitar"
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"Yeah, I don't remember him saying anything about this."
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"You got kicked out of here for being a headstrong rebel,"
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"I forgot how clear you make things sometimes."
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"Yes, we're going to do a play about how alcohol can ruin family life."
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"the boy band thing didn't last, so I tried this route."
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"You mean that this whole thing"
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"Even Sister Anne told me that."
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"Look, you both can stop fighting now."
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"- You have? - Yes."
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"- Wow. - Wow."
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"or praising his name."
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"Now get that ass back to bed!"
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"I don't need you any more."
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"Previously, on South Park..."
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"Today, we are going to talk about Hell."
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"Hello, Satan!"
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"Saddam."
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"Us Jews don't believe in Hell."
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"Let's go."
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"They killed Kenny!"
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"He had sins that he didn't confess!"
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"No, Saddam, I told you,"
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"I'm with Chris now."
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"Boys, it is your Christian duty to save the souls of your friends."
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"- I love you, Satan. - I love you, too, Saddam."
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"Fonz, there is no way you can jump that shark with your water skis!"
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"Hey, I've gotta try, Richie!"
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"Dude, if this guy's going to Hell, who's gonna save us?"
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"Well, it looks like we're gonna have to save everyone in this town ourselves!"
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"Go, Fonz!"
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"And now, the exciting conclusion of South Park!"
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"I am saying this because we must be saved!"
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"The Lord is powerful and he will smote the sinners"
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"and send them to everlasting Hell!"
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"If you do not live your life for him,"
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"then to the lake of fire you shall go!"
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"You see that, parents?"
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"Your children have refused to come into class since this morning."
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"Apparently, he's read the entire Bible,"
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"and now he's scaring the hell out of everyone."
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"Poopiekins, it's time to stop preaching damnation to everyone, sweetie."
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"Don't you guys persercrute our religious beliefs!"
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"but you're supposed to be in school!"
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"What purpose does school have?"
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"The Bible says the only goal in this life is to praise God and get into Heaven."
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"Yeah, this life is short, the afterlife is forever."
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"Don't listen to them, kids."
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"You have to go to school."
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"Many of you knew Kenny McCormick."
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"He was a playful, school-going eight-year-old."
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"And then, yesterday, he was smacked down by the Lord!"
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"God bitch-slapped him right to the fiery depths of Hell!"
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"So, when will you go? Tomorrow? Ten years?"
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"Does it matter? No!"
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"Because unless you give this life to the Lord,"
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"that life belongs to Satan!"
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"But we cannot worship God in that church where the priest of sin resides,"
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"with crystal walls, a ceiling 80 feet high"
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"and a slide that connects this part... to this part..."
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"Who will help us?"
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"- I will! - I will!"
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"Praise God!"
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"If I go spend the night with Saddam, then it's over between me and Chris."
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"Chris has been so nice to me,"
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"and I know Saddam will just hurt me again."
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"Maybe I'll just go talk to Saddam."
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"I need closure. Yeah, that's it."
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"I need closure."
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"What am I doing?"
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"What took you so long, baby?"
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"Saddam, I'm just here to talk."
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"Great! Let's talk!"
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"Saddam, I only came here because I need closure."
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"Sounds fun! You know me, I'll try anything!"
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"No, Saddam, listen to me."
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"Would you like a drink?"
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"Maybe just a little one, I have to go back soon."
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"I need you to understand that we can't be together any more."
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"I need you to not come by the condo and not try to see me."
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"Chris thinks we can all be friends, but I don't."
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"And I have to focus on Chris now."
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"What is this?"
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