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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Send in Stewie, Please (S16E16)

who makes a lot of money in, most likely, banking,

"who makes a lot of money in, most likely, banking,"

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much to your chagrin.

"much to your chagrin."

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You tell him people are starving in the streets in Brazil.

"You tell him people are starving in the streets in Brazil."

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How do you justify paying those prices?

"How do you justify paying those prices?"

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When the truth is, you simply can't afford it.

"When the truth is, you simply can't afford it."

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It's for another class of gay people.

"It's for another class of gay people."

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The window that Michael

"The window that Michael"

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and sadly on the other side of.

"and sadly on the other side of."

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But you do your best.

"But you do your best."

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You don't go on Airbnb, because you don't trust it,

"You don't go on Airbnb, because you don't trust it,"

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even though Michael has stories of friends

"even though Michael has stories of friends"

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who have found the most fabulous places.

"who have found the most fabulous places."

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You like a hotel.

"You like a hotel."

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Besides, it's more romantic, you tell him.

"Besides, it's more romantic, you tell him."

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But when you take him to the place you're actually staying,

"But when you take him to the place you're actually staying,"

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the one you found on TripAdvisor that was rated number 27

"the one you found on TripAdvisor that was rated number 27"

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of all the hotels in Rio

"of all the hotels in Rio"

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and was having a special rate of 295 U.S. dollars a night...

"and was having a special rate of 295 U.S. dollars a night..."

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Which is still not cheap, you remind him,

"Which is still not cheap, you remind him,"

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you tell him... you can't help but feel like a bit of a failure

"you tell him... you can't help but feel like a bit of a failure"

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as he enters the room.

"as he enters the room."

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So you decide to go to the Fasano Hotel

"So you decide to go to the Fasano Hotel"

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for dinner and drinks. No, just drinks,

"for dinner and drinks. No, just drinks,"

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once you've seen the restaurant prices online.

"once you've seen the restaurant prices online."

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And once there, you can see how Michael begins looking

"And once there, you can see how Michael begins looking"

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at all the older men who can afford

"at all the older men who can afford"

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to take their boyfriends... I'm sorry, husbands...

"to take their boyfriends... I'm sorry, husbands..."

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To such luxurious hotels.

"To such luxurious hotels."

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And you worry a little, that you're diminishing

"And you worry a little, that you're diminishing"

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in his eyes with each passing year.

"in his eyes with each passing year."

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But you tell yourself you're being ridiculous,

"But you tell yourself you're being ridiculous,"

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as you see Michael glancing about the rooftop deck,

"as you see Michael glancing about the rooftop deck,"

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looking at all the young men,

"looking at all the young men,"

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men that would be 20 years younger than even Michael,

"men that would be 20 years younger than even Michael,"

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men that you're invisible to.

"men that you're invisible to."

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and you're jealous and you loathe yourself for it.

"and you're jealous and you loathe yourself for it."

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But Michael wants a photo,

"But Michael wants a photo,"

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and he says, "Let's take a selfie."

"and he says, "Let's take a selfie.""

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But you say, "Let's ask someone to take one of us"

"But you say, "Let's ask someone to take one of us""

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and make some tired joke about selfies that only you laugh at,

"and make some tired joke about selfies that only you laugh at,"

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wishing that you could take it out of the air

"wishing that you could take it out of the air"

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as soon as you've said it, as it's just one more indicator

"as soon as you've said it, as it's just one more indicator"

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that you're older than everybody here.

"that you're older than everybody here."

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to take the photo and makes a crude joke that embarrasses you.

"to take the photo and makes a crude joke that embarrasses you."

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But the young man laughs,

"But the young man laughs,"

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And you feel humiliated and unseen.

"And you feel humiliated and unseen."

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and your slightly disconnected half-smile.

"and your slightly disconnected half-smile."

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And you've posted the photo on Facebook,

"And you've posted the photo on Facebook,"

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and Michael's posted it to his 86 followers on Instagram...

"and Michael's posted it to his 86 followers on Instagram..."

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You don't know how that one works...

"You don't know how that one works..."

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To at least give the impression,

"To at least give the impression,"

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in your Ralph Lauren shirts,

"in your Ralph Lauren shirts,"

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holding your $20 cocktails,

"holding your $20 cocktails,"

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that you're both way more successful than you are.

"that you're both way more successful than you are."

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But it makes you feel a little dirty,

"But it makes you feel a little dirty,"

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the lengths you have to go to in order to keep Michael happy.

"the lengths you have to go to in order to keep Michael happy."

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And every time you glance at this picture,

"And every time you glance at this picture,"

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See? I guess we both know each other a bit.

"See? I guess we both know each other a bit."

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You seem like a very lonely little boy.

"You seem like a very lonely little boy."

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Oh, my God, I am!

"Oh, my God, I am!"

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I'm so lonely!

"I'm so lonely!"

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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You can see inside my soul!

"You can see inside my soul!"

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Thank you, Barbara.

"Thank you, Barbara."

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Are you all right now, Stewie?

"Are you all right now, Stewie?"

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You're very kind.

"You're very kind."

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She's a gem, that one, you know.

"She's a gem, that one, you know."

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I hope you appreciate her.

"I hope you appreciate her."

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Try taking some deep breaths.

"Try taking some deep breaths."

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I do this sometimes in yoga.

"I do this sometimes in yoga."

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I take yoga.

"I take yoga."

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I have a sick body.

"I have a sick body."

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I do... I do feel a bit better.

"I do... I do feel a bit better."

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But still lonely.

"But still lonely."

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I'm sorry. It keeps spilling out.

"I'm sorry. It keeps spilling out."

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It seems like you're keeping a lot bottled up inside.

"It seems like you're keeping a lot bottled up inside."

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I am. Nobody here likes me, Dr. Pritchfield.

"I am. Nobody here likes me, Dr. Pritchfield."

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I try to fit in with the other boys

"I try to fit in with the other boys"

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but they won't play with me.

"but they won't play with me."

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And I-I don't have any friends,

"And I-I don't have any friends,"

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and I have nobody to eat lunch with.

"and I have nobody to eat lunch with."

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It's very interesting you'd say that you have no friends,

"It's very interesting you'd say that you have no friends,"

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Stewie, especially considering the reason you're here.

"Stewie, especially considering the reason you're here."

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Shall we talk about it?

"Shall we talk about it?"

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I don't know what there is to talk about.

"I don't know what there is to talk about."

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You pushed a classmate down the stairs.

"You pushed a classmate down the stairs."

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It was an accident. Haven't you ever seen Showgirls?

"It was an accident. Haven't you ever seen Showgirls?"

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it was no accident.

"it was no accident."

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Well, I guess it's my word against his, then.

"Well, I guess it's my word against his, then."

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It is creating a bit of a con-trah-versy.

"It is creating a bit of a con-trah-versy."

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- Excuse me? - A con-trah-versy.

"- Excuse me? - A con-trah-versy."

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- I don't know what that is. - Con-trah-versy?

"- I don't know what that is. - Con-trah-versy?"

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"Con-trah-versy"?

""Con-trah-versy"?"

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Oh! Oh, "con-troversy."

"Oh! Oh, "con-troversy.""

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Apologies. Those of us with British accents

"Apologies. Those of us with British accents"

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pronounce it "con-trah-versy."

"pronounce it "con-trah-versy.""

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But how would you know that?

"But how would you know that?"

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Yeah, how would I know that?

"Yeah, how would I know that?"

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Look, Dr. Pritchfield...

"Look, Dr. Pritchfield..."

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"Cee-cil," if I may?

""Cee-cil," if I may?"

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It's pronounced "Cess-il."

"It's pronounced "Cess-il.""

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- It's not as if you're... - Okay, okay, we got it.

"- It's not as if you're... - Okay, okay, we got it."

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And-and not like him-like him. I'm not gay.

"And-and not like him-like him. I'm not gay."

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I can already see you lickin' your chops.

"I can already see you lickin' your chops."

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I'm sure you live for the coming out sessions.

"I'm sure you live for the coming out sessions."

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If anything, I'm less gay than I used to be.

"If anything, I'm less gay than I used to be."

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Not that anybody at this school would care.

"Not that anybody at this school would care."

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But do I think that Grant Gustin and I would make

"But do I think that Grant Gustin and I would make"

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Grant Gustin plays the Flash on the CW, if you were wondering.

"Grant Gustin plays the Flash on the CW, if you were wondering."

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Because, you know, most people over 70

"Because, you know, most people over 70"

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probably don't know who he is.

"probably don't know who he is."

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Think young Anthony Perkins.

"Think young Anthony Perkins."

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Ah. Oh.

"Ah. Oh."

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There we go.

"There we go."

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Anyway, "fluid" is something I hear

"Anyway, "fluid" is something I hear"

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being tossed around a lot now.

"being tossed around a lot now."

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But I'm confident in my heterosexuality.

"But I'm confident in my heterosexuality."

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- That's a word, right? - Yes, of course.

"- That's a word, right? - Yes, of course."

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Okay, just sounded strange for a second.

"Okay, just sounded strange for a second."

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