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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Send in Stewie, Please (S16E16)

"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"I hate her."
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"I don't know why those cups always depress me."
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"on your forehead."
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"And why are you here, Stewie?"
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"- The accent. - The accent?"
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"Oh?"
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"Well, just the people who can understand me,"
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"I'm afraid I don't hear it."
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"Oh, is-is that what it sounds like?"
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"Might I?"
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""Oh, you mean you haven't seen All About Eve,"
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"even though the truth is it embarrasses you."
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"And you'd like to give them to him, wouldn't you?"
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"most likely from Dickens."
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"you both look in this photo."
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"and the small discoloration on the other,"
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"most people never get to visit half the places he's seen,"
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"as you see the look of disappointment on his face"
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"But he isn't yet, not completely,"
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"So Michael calls over a young man wearing a tiny swimsuit"
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"and he and Michael share a moment that you're not part of."
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"Which explains Michael's joyful grin"
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"you wonder, "How long before he leaves me?""
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"Oh, God!"
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"Yes, I think."
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"Oh, God. Oh, God."
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"and talk about things like dirt and shapes,"
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"Oh. That."
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"Yes, of course I have. But according to Tyler,"
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"- Damn it! - But, again, how would you know?"
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"I only pushed Tyler down the stairs because I like him"
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"This whole thing isn't because I'm gay, so-so calm down."
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"the most adorable Instagram couple?"
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"You know, sometimes I don't know where I fit in."
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"I don't why I keep bringing her up."
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"I really... I really need you to hear me sing Hamilton."
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"♪ Got a lot farther by working a lot harder ♪"
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"♪ By 14, they placed him in charge of a trading charter ♪"
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"♪ And every day while slaves were being slaughtered ♪"
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"♪ And there's a million things I haven't done ♪"
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"My mother boils water in an old Jiffy Pop tin."
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"And in the chaos, I searched desperately for my parents."
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"Mum. Mum."
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"You know what."
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"So I was sent to live with an aunt in Cornwall."
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"Okay, before you say another name of anything,"
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"I know what it's like to feel alone"
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"- I never said that. - You just said it."
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"I'm not like the other kids."
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"Everything about me is this carefully-constructed persona"
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"This isn't even how I really talk."
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"a-a coat of armor to get me through the day,"
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"What about now?"
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"I like this Stewie."
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"I won't do it! I don't want to be like any other person!"
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"Please don't pick up that photo."
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"I'm never going to lift the veil, ever."
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"and that's you."
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"British."
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"That one can't be right."
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"Send in Stewie, please."
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"Oh, I can go in now?"
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"Oh, fantastic. He's ready. Marvelous."
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"Thank you, Barbara."
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"I hope you get those Adele tickets."
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"You deserve them."
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"She won't get them. No way."
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"So, um, is that me over there?"
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"- If you like. - Here we go."
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"I saw the kid who has cancer leave."
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"That must've been fun."
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"I don't know why his parents are still bringing him to school."
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"It's uncomfortable for everyone."
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"I've never seen him when he's not just thrown up."
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"Charming. This is charming."
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"on The Real Housewives of New York City."
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"She looks like a wooden doll you'd find"
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"in an Eastern European toy shop."
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"Oh, don't act like you don't know who she is."
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"Please, that doesn't impress me."
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"We live in the world."
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"We all know who Bethenny Frankel is,"
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"whether we like it or not."
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"You know, I actually don't mind her."
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"And she's built quite a business for herself."
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"You have to hand it to her."
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"I don't mean to name-drop, but I kind of know Andy Cohen."
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"I guess I'm his type."
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"Which, of course, is very flattering."
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"He's outrageously successful."
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"He originally wanted me for The Rachel Zoe Project,"
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"but I said no, so they went with Brad."
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"And now look... that could've been me on Fashion Police"
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"with Melissa Rivers 14 times a year."
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"Ah, well, hindsight."
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"I see the tissue box is empty."
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"Somebody was going through those like..."
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"well, tissues."
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"Mm, I hope he didn't get cancer all over this seat."
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"Ugh. Yuck."
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"Bad luck."
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"Although I did hear Ryan Reynolds visited him."
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"So it's not all horrible."
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"If they don't give us a day off when he dies,"
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"I'm gonna be so pissed."
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"Oh, look, you got your Dunkin' Donuts coffee."
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"It's-it's like you've already given up"
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"before the day's even started."
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"You might as well tattoo "Can't afford Starbucks""
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"What do I care, though?"
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"None of my business."
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"I haven't heard of any of the schools you went to,"
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