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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Send in Stewie, Please (S16E16)

"It must be difficult for you, Stewie, being so intelligent."
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"It is."
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"Whew! Just that..."
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"just that acknowledgment."
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"I just... I just want to be like everybody else,"
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"but nobody's interested in the things that I'm interested in."
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"They think I'm weird."
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"And I'm so anxious all the time,"
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"but I... I always put on a brave face and try to hide it,"
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"and I... I give myself these excruciating migraines."
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"I actually have way more hair than this,"
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"but I pull it out."
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"I'm worse than Bethenny Frankel on her period."
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"I j... it's just I think about her a lot."
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"Well, what are the things you're interested in, Stewie?"
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"Some people don't think I talk about it enough anymore,"
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"but mind your own beeswax is what I say to them."
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"I also like to talk about musicals."
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"It's hard to find someone who can converse"
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"on one of those topics, let alone both."
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"And I really, really, really want to see Hamilton,"
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"but by the time it gets here, I'll be 30."
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"I think I'm still the only one in town who's even"
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"heard of it, and it's been out for over two years."
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"Which just makes me even more depressed."
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"How do you live in a place like that?"
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"Quahog. What a pile of garbage."
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"And I've even memorized some of the songs,"
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"but I have no one to sing it for, and I'm really good."
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"- Do you want to hear it? - Oh. Um..."
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"Y-You mean now?"
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"I'm so good. Why can't I be on Broadway?"
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"I want to be on Broadway."
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"I want the world to fall in love with me eight times a week."
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"I'd love to hear you sing."
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"Okay, okay, now I'm nervous."
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"If it's not good this time, just remember it was good at home."
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"Don't look at me while I start."
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"It's hard."
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"It's a lot of words very fast."
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"Like Gilbert and Sullivan, but for Hispanics."
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"♪ How does a bastard orphan ♪"
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"♪ And a Scotsman dropped in the middle ♪"
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"♪ Of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean ♪"
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"♪ By providence impoverished in squalor grow up to be ♪"
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"♪ A hero and a scholar? ♪"
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"♪ The ten dollar Founding Father without a father ♪"
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"♪ By being a lot smarter ♪"
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"♪ By being a self-starter ♪"
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"♪ And carted away across the waves ♪"
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"♪ He struggled and kept his guard up ♪"
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"♪ Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of ♪"
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"♪ The brother was ready to beg, steal ♪"
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"♪ Borrow or barter ♪"
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"♪ Then a hurricane came and devastation reigned ♪"
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"♪ Our man saw his future drip ♪"
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"♪ Dripping down the drain, put a pencil to his temple ♪"
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"♪ Connected it to his brain ♪"
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"♪ And he wrote his first refrain ♪"
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"♪ A testament to his pain... ♪"
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"♪ Well, the word got around ♪"
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"♪ And they said, "This kid is insane, man" ♪"
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"♪ Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland ♪"
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"♪ Don't forget from whence you came ♪"
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"♪ And the world's gonna know your name ♪"
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"♪ What's your name, man? ♪"
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"♪ Alexander Hamilton ♪"
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"♪ My name is Alexander Hamilton ♪"
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"♪ But just you wait, just you wait. ♪"
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"That's all I've learned so far."
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"Well done!"
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"You're a very special little boy, Stewie."
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"I saw you check your watch."
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"That was a bit emotional for you, wasn't it?"
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"But it felt good. Like-like, I got so much out, you know?"
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"- Would you like a cup of tea? - I would love a cup of tea."
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"It's hot already?"
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"Yes, it's an electric kettle."
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"We don't have that at our house."
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"She's just a useless old slut."
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"Hey, my hiccups are gone!"
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"If you liked Tyler and you wanted to be friends with him,"
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"then why did you push him down the stairs?"
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"Oh. I... I don't know."
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"Can I tell you a story about another little boy?"
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"Um, okay."
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"When I was your age, I grew up in London"
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"- when the Blitz had just ended. - Good God, how old are you?"
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"Our neighborhood was reduced to rubble."
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"Mother. Mother."
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"Mum. Mummy."
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"Mummy. Mummy. Mummy."
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"Mummy. Mum. Mother."
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"- Don't. - Don't what?"
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"But Mother was nowhere to be found."
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"And neither was Father."
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"You see, I was the sole survivor of my family."
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"But she had too many mouths of her own to feed, so..."
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"I was next sent to a distant cousin in Northumberland."
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"But she didn't care for children,"
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"and off again I went,"
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"this time to an orphanage in Gloucestershire."
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"But they didn't like little boys"
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"Or from Cornwall or Northumberland."
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"So I pretended I was from Shropshire, of all places."
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"And eventually, I became friends with six boys:"
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"Sebastian, Declan, Flibbit, Pipadoodle,"
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"Scudger and Nonsenseword."
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"And together, we traveled..."
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"I'm going to have to stop you."
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"- Yes? - I'm only here for 40 minutes,"
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"and this is already a really long story"
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"with a lot of locations."
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"And I don't feel like waiting to see how it links up to my thing."
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"The point of the story is,"
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"and to have to pretend that you're something you're not."
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"Oh, and also, how my first kiss was with a Nazi."
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"And I don't pretend I'm something I'm not."
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"I might have implied it."
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"I suppose the question is why you feel the need to do that."
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