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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Send in Stewie, Please (S16E16)

but I'm sure they were great.

"but I'm sure they were great."

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I mean, you're here, right?

"I mean, you're here, right?"

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Uh, that was lame.

"Uh, that was lame."

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You seem to have a lot of strong opinions.

"You seem to have a lot of strong opinions."

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I do. Mostly because I come across a lot of dicks.

"I do. Mostly because I come across a lot of dicks."

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Or I guess I should say "wankers."

"Or I guess I should say "wankers.""

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We do like that word, hmm?

"We do like that word, hmm?"

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Or "tosser," "git," "prat,"

"Or "tosser," "git," "prat,""

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"sod," "chuffer."

""sod," "chuffer.""

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Take your pick, eh, Dr. Pritchfield?

"Take your pick, eh, Dr. Pritchfield?"

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- "We"? - Yes, "we."

"- "We"? - Yes, "we.""

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I'm not following.

"I'm not following."

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You speak with a British accent.

"You speak with a British accent."

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Yes, I'm aware.

"Yes, I'm aware."

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Well, I've often been told that I have a British accent.

"Well, I've often been told that I have a British accent."

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That's-that's all you're going to say? "Oh"?

"That's-that's all you're going to say? "Oh"?"

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What is it you'd like me to say, Stewie?

"What is it you'd like me to say, Stewie?"

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That I have a [BLEEP] British accent.

"That I have a [BLEEP] British accent."

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I apologize, but I can't hear it.

"I apologize, but I can't hear it."

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You mean to tell me you don't hear me speaking

"You mean to tell me you don't hear me speaking"

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- with a British accent right now? - No.

"- with a British accent right now? - No."

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That's odd, because everybody else does.

"That's odd, because everybody else does."

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Have you spent much time in Britain, then?

"Have you spent much time in Britain, then?"

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No, I haven't.

"No, I haven't."

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- Excuse me? - I said no!

"- Excuse me? - I said no!"

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But you're the absolute only person who hasn't noticed it.

"But you're the absolute only person who hasn't noticed it."

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Really? Everyone hears this?

"Really? Everyone hears this?"

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which you appear to be one of.

"which you appear to be one of."

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But that's too complicated to go into.

"But that's too complicated to go into."

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I'm not even sure I get it.

"I'm not even sure I get it."

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The point is, Stewie has a British accent.

"The point is, Stewie has a British accent."

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That's, like, a known thing.

"That's, like, a known thing."

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Ask anyone.

"Ask anyone."

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Yeah, you've said.

"Yeah, you've said."

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It sounds like it's very important

"It sounds like it's very important"

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what other people think of you.

"what other people think of you."

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To me, it does, yes.

"To me, it does, yes."

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To you it does. I see, I see.

"To you it does. I see, I see."

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So after five minutes, you think you know me, is that it?

"So after five minutes, you think you know me, is that it?"

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A little, perhaps.

"A little, perhaps."

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I am trained, Stewie, to observe things

"I am trained, Stewie, to observe things"

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that give me an insight.

"that give me an insight."

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And, yes, I do feel I know you a bit.

"And, yes, I do feel I know you a bit."

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You do feel you know me a bit. Mm-hmm. Okay.

"You do feel you know me a bit. Mm-hmm. Okay."

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All right, all right. Well, that's-that's fair.

"All right, all right. Well, that's-that's fair."

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I'm not sure how this is going to help.

"I'm not sure how this is going to help."

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Indulge me.

"Indulge me."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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I see you're on vacation in Rio de Janeiro in this photo

"I see you're on vacation in Rio de Janeiro in this photo"

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with your partner, I'm guessing.

"with your partner, I'm guessing."

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Or is he your husband?

"Or is he your husband?"

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Yes, probably wanted to make it official, didn't you?

"Yes, probably wanted to make it official, didn't you?"

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Never thought you'd see it in your lifetime.

"Never thought you'd see it in your lifetime."

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At a quick glance, I'd say there's roughly

"At a quick glance, I'd say there's roughly"

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a 26-year age difference between the two of you.

"a 26-year age difference between the two of you."

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Not quite large enough to raise eyebrows

"Not quite large enough to raise eyebrows"

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while still giving you a younger mind to shape.

"while still giving you a younger mind to shape."

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Gypsy, Valley of the Dolls?" Et cetera.

"Gypsy, Valley of the Dolls?" Et cetera."

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And a younger body to make you feel more virile.

"And a younger body to make you feel more virile."

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Taking into consideration the math,

"Taking into consideration the math,"

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he was probably born at a time

"he was probably born at a time"

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when the most popular name was...

"when the most popular name was..."

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Michael.

"Michael."

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From the dog-eared pages of that volume of Shakespeare,

"From the dog-eared pages of that volume of Shakespeare,"

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I imagine you wooed Michael with a sonnet or monologue each day.

"I imagine you wooed Michael with a sonnet or monologue each day."

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And no one had ever done anything so romantic

"And no one had ever done anything so romantic"

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as reciting Shakespeare for Michael before.

"as reciting Shakespeare for Michael before."

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And he was smitten.

"And he was smitten."

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While not as physically attracted to you

"While not as physically attracted to you"

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as you are to him, that's okay...

"as you are to him, that's okay..."

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You each bring something important to the relationship.

"You each bring something important to the relationship."

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Isn't that what you believe, Dr. Pritchfield?

"Isn't that what you believe, Dr. Pritchfield?"

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I see a prescription

"I see a prescription"

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for heart medication on that table.

"for heart medication on that table."

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You don't want to worry Michael, you say to yourself,

"You don't want to worry Michael, you say to yourself,"

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Your age, your mortality.

"Your age, your mortality."

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Best to keep appearing as vital as possible.

"Best to keep appearing as vital as possible."

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And no need to have reminders at home

"And no need to have reminders at home"

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of what's just around the corner, is there?

"of what's just around the corner, is there?"

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And your office is your haven,

"And your office is your haven,"

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since Michael doesn't work and is often at home,

"since Michael doesn't work and is often at home,"

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perhaps as a result of a low-level depression

"perhaps as a result of a low-level depression"

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that you don't really want to get into with him.

"that you don't really want to get into with him."

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Oh, he always planned to have a career,

"Oh, he always planned to have a career,"

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but he could never settle on exactly what it was

"but he could never settle on exactly what it was"

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he wanted to do.

"he wanted to do."

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And at first you liked having him at home

"And at first you liked having him at home"

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to take care of the house and plan trips.

"to take care of the house and plan trips."

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So that's just what happened.

"So that's just what happened."

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"And that's a job, too," he reminds you over the years.

""And that's a job, too," he reminds you over the years."

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Michael likes to travel, and he prefers the finer things.

"Michael likes to travel, and he prefers the finer things."

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But it's a bit difficult on a child psychologist's salary

"But it's a bit difficult on a child psychologist's salary"

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at a Rhode Island preschool, I'd imagine.

"at a Rhode Island preschool, I'd imagine."

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Fortunately, you don't have children,

"Fortunately, you don't have children,"

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so you do have some disposable income.

"so you do have some disposable income."

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Oh, you have talked about it with other couples,

"Oh, you have talked about it with other couples,"

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just for show, probably at dinner

"just for show, probably at dinner"

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with younger friends of Michael's

"with younger friends of Michael's"

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who are starting a family,

"who are starting a family,"

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you know, to be part of the conversation,

"you know, to be part of the conversation,"

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to feel included.

"to feel included."

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But you said you preferred your trips

"But you said you preferred your trips"

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and your rescue dog named after a character

"and your rescue dog named after a character"

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Ah, how accomplished and affluent

"Ah, how accomplished and affluent"

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Just the image Michael is so desperate to project.

"Just the image Michael is so desperate to project."

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Let's look a little closer, shall we?

"Let's look a little closer, shall we?"

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Now, I see you're both wearing Ralph Lauren Purple Label

"Now, I see you're both wearing Ralph Lauren Purple Label"

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dress shirts that retail starting at $495.

"dress shirts that retail starting at $495."

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But from the disfigured button holes on one

"But from the disfigured button holes on one"

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Probably third markdown,

"Probably third markdown,"

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in which case, $49, give or take.

"in which case, $49, give or take."

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Since you also have light jackets on,

"Since you also have light jackets on,"

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I can see that you went there during summer vacation,

"I can see that you went there during summer vacation,"

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which is, in fact, winter in Rio,

"which is, in fact, winter in Rio,"

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outside of the high tourist season.

"outside of the high tourist season."

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And I see that you're on the rooftop pool deck

"And I see that you're on the rooftop pool deck"

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at the Fasano Hotel in Ipanema,

"at the Fasano Hotel in Ipanema,"

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the most exclusive hotel in all of Brazil.

"the most exclusive hotel in all of Brazil."

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Michael would've been dying to stay there.

"Michael would've been dying to stay there."

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Had a friend that went with his older boyfriend,

"Had a friend that went with his older boyfriend,"

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