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Clips from Family Guy - Screwed the Pooch (S03E03)

"Oh, I get it. That's kind of funny. Yeah, can I have a copy of Jugs?"
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"In French, when you want to say "yes", you say "oui, oui"."
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"You gotta be kidding me! Oh, my God! That is hysterical!"
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"Oh, man! And what do you say for no? "Doo-doo"?"
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"I'll be right back. I gotta go take a wicked "yes"."
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"- No, you didn't. It's still dripping. - I'll give you all my Star Wars cards if it is."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- Was he just mastur...? - Yes."
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"- Oh, hi, Brian. - Listen, Lois, about yesterday..."
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"It's nothing to be embarrassed about. It's perfectly normal."
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"Why don't you come to my parents' house? The fresh air will help you relax."
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"Thanks, but I think a quiet weekend by myself is just the thing I need."
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"Well, have a good time."
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"Right into the bumper."
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"I know someone who's getting a gift certificate for liposuction in her stocking."
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"- Thank you. - Hello, everyone."
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"Ahoy, Mr Pewterschmidt. Permission to come aboard?"
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"- No! - Thanks. Quite a schooner you got here."
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"I didn't know you looked so good in shorts."
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"- What? - You don't have an eye spliced in this line."
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"- And this is a '74 Pinot Noir. - Mmm, lovely."
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"Carter, did you tell your son-in-law he's not supposed to swallow the wine?"
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"Hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin?"
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"He said he'd give me a hundred dollars if I took off all my clothes off."
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"- How long are you and your family in...? - Uh-uh-uh-uh. No conversation."
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"- I'm sorry, Mr Pewterschmidt. - Your husband is a moron!"
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"He walks up to the premier of China and says "Dong, where is my automobile?""
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"How dare you wash your clothes in our drinking water, Bebe?"
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"Now how are we gonna survive in this harsh, unforgiving terrain?"
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"Make sure the wheel goes all the way around."
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"Oh, no. Head-hunters. Am I fired?"
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"Peter's been trying really hard to get you to like him."
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"Give him another chance? Let him join your poker game?"
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"I'd rather be stuck in an elevator with Nathan Lane, Gilbert Gottfried,"
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"OK. You know, maybe later I'll take Mom by the shoeshine place"
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"and introduce her to that mulatto boy who looks a lot like..."
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"- Oh... That is... - Is that something?"
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"That is something. That is... that is hot."
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"This is Peter. He's the idiot my daughter married."
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"- Michael Eisner. - Bill Gates."
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"Just kidding. He's a fisherman or some stupid thing."
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"Come on, ladies. Are we gonna play cards?"
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"- Peter, why don't you deal? - We're playing Texas Hold 'Em."
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"- Are aces high or low? - They go both ways."
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"He said "They go both ways. ""
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"- Like a bisexual. - Thank you, Ted. That was the joke."
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"He bet CNN. There's no way he's bluffing."
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"I'm sure he is. He's got a tell. If you lose this hand, I'll divorce your daughter."
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"I'm in. All right, Teddy. I'll see your CNN with US Steel. What have you got?"
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"You disgust me! Get out of my face!"
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"I'm gonna turn in."
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"Me too. I gotta be at Disneyland. We're ethnically cleansing the Small World ride."
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"You guys practically run this country."
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"- What's a quarter? - Well, we gotta give him something."
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"Man. Looking up at the sky just makes you feel so small."
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"Yeah. I mean, if God created all this, who created God?"
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"- Maybe he created himself. - Or herself."
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"Neat. This guy's deep. Where'd you find him?"
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"He's my son-in-law."
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"- OK, honey. I gotta go. You want a ride? - Sure."
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"- Wow. - I actually had a good time with you tonight."
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"And I just want to say... I'm glad you married my daughter."
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"- Thank you, Jesus. - Actually, it wasn't me, it was..."
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"No, no, it's OK. I'm used to it."
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"- Having fun, Peter? - I put all my poker winnings on your dog."
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"- Sea Breeze? - Dad, where are the jockeys?"
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"They're all in the laundry. I'm going Indian today."
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"- Come on! Go! Go! - Come on!"
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"- Oh, my God. - He's violating Sea Breeze."
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"I am very disappointed in you!"
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"I'd turn my back, but I've seen what you do in that situation."
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"Now, Carter and I have a polio match to attend."
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"She's fine. Sea Breeze will be able to race again."
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"But, unfortunately, not for another nine weeks. She's pregnant."
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"I just want you to know I am going to do the right thing here."
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"- Pack your things and get out! - I am never speaking to you again."
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"Don't worry. I have a plan."
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"Everybody stand back."
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"Aah!"
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"Mr Pewterschmidt, please can we still be pals?"
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"That means a lot to me because you made it."
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"- Really? - No! Get out!"
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"I can't find Brian."
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"Peter, do you know what I'm going to do to you if Brian took off with my Sea Breeze?"
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"This is the bathroom. Watch out, we got some bad roaches."
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"- You're on our turf, man. - Man, I'll cut you."
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"- Those are bad roaches. - I blame the schools."
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"- Were you followed? - Don't worry. I've got a decoy."
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"That's all right, I don't think he was the one. Let's go get sundaes."
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"We all really miss you. And Peter talks about you all the time."
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"I should go. Take this. It's probably not a good idea for us to meet any more."
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"Daddy swore he'd track you down any way he could."
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"- Let's call Pewterschmidt. - Let's take the jet packs."
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"Man, the people look like ants from up here."
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"The dognapper has been traced to this sleazy motel."
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"Ah, I see my colleague Tom Tucker is already on the scene."
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"out to destroy his brother's reputation."
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"I'm going inside to have freaky sex with my prostitute with whom I still have 45 minutes."
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"Back to this breaking news."
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"Brian, please eat something."
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"My face is on the news. Your father won't let me see the dog carrying my puppies."
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"And he's going to incredible lengths to ignore me."
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"Brian, don't let him get to you. Peter, come out of that thing!"
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"They're not his to take care of. They're my kids, and I'm gonna get 'em back."
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"I had no idea you could be so cruel. I'll never forgive you for this!"
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"- Brian, do you like children? - I love children. That's why I'm here."
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"I want the opportunity to raise my puppies."
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"Do you remember an incident at a South Attleboro Denny's in December of 1996?"
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"Yeah, I guess."
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"Waa! Waa! You like that, huh?! You like that?! Waa!"
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"You just tune this out, don't you?! Waa! Well, tune this out! Waa!"
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"- Aah... - Waa!"
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"- Aah... - Waa!"
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"- Aah... - Shut up!"
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"- Can you read the last two titles? - Son In Law and Bio-Dome."
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"- And who's the star of those films? - Pauly Shore."
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"Pauly Shore!"
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"He's terrible."
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"I rented those for Peter. He got banned from the store for taping over movies."
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"Rosebud."
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