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Clips from Family Guy - Screwed the Pooch (S03E03)

"It's his sled. It was his sled from when he was a kid."
Family Guy
"There, I just saved you two long boobless hours."
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"How convenient. Blame it on someone else."
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"Peter, I'm putting together another card game. You in?"
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"- You... you want me to play? - Absolutely."
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"But first I want you to testify against that horny mutt of yours."
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"Oh, man, and his arms stretch out to next week!"
Family Guy
"Your Honour, Peter Griffin would like to take the stand."
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"Mr Griffin, which of the following two phrases best describes Brian Griffin?"
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"Problem drinker, or African-American haberdasher?"
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"- Sexual deviant, but that one's not... - Thank you."
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"Now, isn't it true that you told my client that Brian is a menace to society"
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"and should never be allowed to see his children?"
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"Um... Uh..."
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"Brian should be allowed to see his puppies!"
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"- Chocolate-chip. - Stewie's favourite bedtime story is..."
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"- Goodnight, Moon. - Meg's real father's name is..."
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"Stan Thompson."
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"If he was to repeat his actions, he would be setting a bad example for his puppies."
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"Oh, man! What does "neutered" mean?"
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"You're almost there, Sea Breeze. Oh, and also, I didn't bring this up before,"
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"but promise me you won't eat any of them."
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"Of course, you'll be playing the role of "Sans Testiclese"."
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"Sure you want to go through with this? You could have puppies with another dog."
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"And maybe with a condor! Yeah, then you'd have flying puppies."
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"Would you like that, Brian? Huh? Flying puppies?"
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"No. Those puppies in there are mine."
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"I am not looking forward to what you're gonna be like once they do this to you."
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"Mmm. I love chocolate."
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"But it's so good!"
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"- Oh, my God! Those aren't my puppies! - Then whose are they?"
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"You! You're a whore! A filthy, filthy whore!"
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"You must be so relieved."
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"Don't worry. There'll be other chances."
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"Hey, you know what's funny? I always thought that dogs... laid eggs."
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"We now return to "World's Sluttiest Dogs" on Fox."
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"- I know the guy that owns this place! - What?!"
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"That's fine. Just no kissing on the lips."
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"I tried to fit in with your dad's crowd, but it's worse than before."
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"Feel the heat coming off of her genitalia. You could roast a marshmallow."
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"Again, I want to tell you how sorry I am about this. I don't know what came over me."
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"I'm glad. It seems like everybody's having a lot of fun."
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"Peter? Oh, you've gotta believe me, Your Honour."
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"Nothing to worry about. Sea Breeze is a sure thing."
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"That's the first time any of us have beaten Ted."
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"I noticed it when he did an interview and said he'd be with Jane Fonda for ever."
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"- Two pair. - Ace-high straight."
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"That's too bad, because Bill and Michael want to see you again."
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"Yeah! You did it, buddy! Oh, congratulations!"
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""Lucky there's a family guy"
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""Laugh and cry"
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"I think I have an idea."
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"I know. It's just, I should be able to control my baser instincts,"
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"And I learned something today."
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"Can't we all just run around in a disorganised fashion?"
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"I got the whole day planned. First, we see the primates."
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"I'm gonna relax, mellow out, and watch some television."
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"That's how you can tell she's a champion. Go on. Put your hand there."
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"- Ohh... - Think about that."
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"You had better not have ruined my race dog."
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"Oh... Oh... Oh, boy... Oh... Oh... Oh, God. Agh. Agh."
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"You're never going to see Sea Breeze again!"
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"- Bingo! - I told you she'd lead us to him."
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"Cool!"
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"Oh, I don't know if I can do that."
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"I've heard enough. I do believe that Brian would be a successful parent."
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"Stop! Brian, come quick!"
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"And I'll give anything to be with them. Anything."
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"But I can't eat it because then I'll get fat."
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"- Are you ready, Brian? - I guess so."
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