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Clips from Family Guy - Screwed the Pooch (S03E03)

"What the...? Agh! Agh! Oh, God! Oh, God! Agh! Agh!"
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"Oh, here are the marsupials. Peter, what the hell are you doing?!"
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"Look at me, Lois, I'm Roo. Come on, Ma."
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"Let's go watch Pooh trick the bees out of their honey by pretending he's a rain cloud."
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""It seems today that all you see"
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"- Full house. - That's some poker face you've got, Peter."
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"We ought to get you down to Atlantic City."
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"- Would you fix the bathroom faucet? - I fixed it already."
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"Wait, wait. Except Boba Fett. No matter how sure I am, I never risk the Fett man."
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"Mm, I know where I go when I want to relax."
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"Hey, wait up!"
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"- Hi, Mom. - Oh, look at you all."
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"- Hi, Daddy. - Bonjour, Monsieur Pewterschmidt."
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"Oh, so I should treat him like a high-class whore."
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"- Would you like a piece of candy? - I smell death on you."
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"- What is she? A 45-footer? - Peter, I didn't know you were a sailor."
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"I'll tie a bowline in there and make one. That should hold her."
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"Thanks for bringing me. This is just what I needed."
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"You idiot! I'm never taking you to my country club again!"
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"This sucks worse than that time I was on Survivor."
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"Carrot Top, uh... Sean Hayes... Oh, you get the picture."
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"- Please? - No!"
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"Brian, come here and meet Sea Breeze, my prize-winning dog."
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"Isn't she a perfect specimen? Look at these legs and that beautiful coat."
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"Yes. Yes, she is a beautiful dog. And that's OK."
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"Peter's an anti-trust lawyer with the Justice Department."
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"- Hey, fellas. - Wow! Ted Turner!"
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"- I told you not to invite him. - He must have followed us."
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"- I see your bet, and I raise you CNN. - Oh, I don't think I can..."
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"You can beat him, Mr Pewterschmidt. He's bluffing."
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"You sold me out. I could use a man like you. How's a million a year?"
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"- How'd you know he was bluffing? - When he lies, he blinks twice."
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"There's gotta be a ton of fun stuff we could do."
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"Dog?"
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"What's Brian doing?"
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"No, he's awkwardly positioning himself... Now he's violating Sea Breeze."
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"Get away from me! You and that filthy mongrel of yours! How is she, Doctor?"
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"I am gonna go back in time and stop Brian from getting it on with your dog."
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"- Mr Pewterschmidt, Sea Breeze is gone! - What?"
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"We're going to see Bobby Darin at the Copa tomorrow, right, Charlie?"
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"Bobby Darin, tomorrow."
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"I'll cut you up so bad you gonna wish I no cut you up so bad."
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"Hey, Lois. Hubba-hubba. Whoa, Lois, you put on a few, huh?"
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"Well, I never!"
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"They are ants, Michael. They are ants."
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"This is Tricia Takanawa live where police have discovered"
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"Who's that, baby?"
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"Hello, this is Tom Tucker's evil twin Todd Tucker"
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"He can't hear you. Besides, it's not him that's getting to me, it's your father."
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"I'm sorry. I talked to him, but he wouldn't budge. He can be so stubborn."
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"I don't know how my mother puts up with it. He did promise to take care of the puppies."
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"My father wasn't there for me, but I'll be there for my kids!"
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"I'm gonna sue your dad for custody!"
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"Please stop this. Brian has every right to see his puppies when they're born."
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"Sorry, pumpkin."
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"I was angry because my Moon Over My Hammy was overcooked and..."
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"I also have your rental records from the Quahog Video Store."
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"Is that the man we want raising these puppies?"
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"Bill's going to bring his Stretch Armstrong."
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"- I guess problem drinker, but that's... - Thank you."
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"Sexual deviant, or magic picture that if you stare at it long enough, you see something?"
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"- Peter, think about what you're doing. - I am. Your Honour, Brian'll be a great dad."
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"If I was half the parent he is, I'd know Chris's favourite ice cream is..."
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"Therefore, I grant Brian custody with the condition that he be neutered first."
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"We're ready for you down the hall."
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"Actually, I... I was kind of looking forward to being a dad."
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""On which we used to rely?"
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""He's a family guy"
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"- How's it going? - Great. Beautiful day."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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""I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic. ""
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"- Ohh. - It's a person."
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"- Oh, my. - Do we... do we rub his nose in it?"
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"- Did Peter have a stroke? - He's cultured himself, like Pretty Woman."
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"- Would Peter like to play poker with us? - He'd love to."
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"That sounds dynamite."
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"Isn't she the most beautiful dog?"
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"Oh, man, there's a toll booth. Anybody got a quarter?"
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"See. I made a picture of you and me out of glue and macaroni."
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"This is the room. The light switch is here. It's mostly for show."
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"There's your Murphy Bed. Don't mind the Epsteins. They keep to themselves."
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"- Oh, really? Anything nice? - No."
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"Oh, so he's still mad, huh?"
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"Ha-ha-ha."
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"This is like a Greek tragedy where a man chooses between himself and his children."
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"There you are. Oh, don't be such a pig, Mr Pig."
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""Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us"
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"The New Yorker. I bet Lois's dad reads this."
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"but lately I've just been having these urges."
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"- You're just having your period. - This court will now come to order."
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"the whereabouts of Sea Breeze, the heiress to the Pewterschmidt fortune."
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"- Oh, come on, Sea Breeze! - Sea Breeze! Yeah!"
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"I said, I know the guy that... Oh, I'll tell you later. I love this song."
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"ENGLISH SDH"
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"Then the butterfly house, bathroom break..."
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"- Yeah! - Monkeys throw their poo!"
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"If we don't adhere to a schedule, we won't see everything."
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"Kids, gas masks. Run!"
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"Now, where's Mr Sheep? Is he being baa-shful?"
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"That's right. You're all ripe for parody."
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"- Can we go now? - Shut up! I'm having fun."
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"Oh, my, someone's awfully rude. Oh! My fanny is not on the menu! What?"
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"Here, little fella. Come get the food."
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"I have always wanted to do this."
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"I am going to kick your ass."
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""Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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""But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"Gorgeous. We sit here and force small talk while they have the time of their lives."
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"Here, girl."
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"Sorry. I... I thought I smelled... cookies."
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"Wow. Does it really smell like cook...? God! She farted and it went down my throat!"
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"- Years of practice, boys. - Peter, you're on a roll."
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"Sorry, guys. Lois is making me visit the in-laws this weekend."
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"Why does she bother? Me and Lois's old man have never gotten along."
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"Hey, I got an email from Mr Pewterschmidt."
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"You should find some common ground with your father-in-law."
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"Figure out what he likes and study up on it."
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"That's a great idea. I'll learn how to act like a rich guy. I'm gonna start right now."
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"- You're working through Christmas! - But, sir, what of Tiny Tim?"
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"Bah! He and his ukulele shall go wanting."
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