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Clips from Family Guy - A Fistful of Meg (S12E12)

"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
Family Guy
"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
Family Guy
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah. It's weird."
Family Guy
"You're naked. I'm right here."
Family Guy
"What about Peter? Why doesn't he have to wear this crap?"
Family Guy
"Wait, did you just call me Megan?"
Family Guy
"Actually, Meg is short for something else."
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"then beat up the knife."
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"I heard he can watch Friday Night Lights without crying."
Family Guy
"Taking a little break to bite at the water..."
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"State your business."
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"3:00 o'clock, Friday."
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"I don't know. Let me check."
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"where 90% of the audience"
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"roots for the horse with the cutest name."
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"It's Battle Axe, followedby Redbeard,"
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"Oh, my God, that's my horse!"
Family Guy
"And on the outside, here comes Tiny Kitten Kisses!"
Family Guy
"And here comes It's Bedtime!"
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"Oh, I do not like him."
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"I mean, it's like, pop a couple of tampons, you know?"
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"It's a good way to get around town, that's what it is."
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"Oh, good, you're alone."
Family Guy
"Well, I heard about how Peter's making you see him naked lately,"
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"Good morning, students."
Family Guy
"Remember that all wagers on Friday's Meg Griffin slaughter"
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"That psycho is going to kill me."
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"have a background in community service, and also a law degree."
Family Guy
"so he could make grand staircase entrances?"
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"Why, Glenn Quagmire."
Family Guy
"Come on, guys, I'll do anything."
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"I'll give you a Swallow Friday."
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"I get paid $45 million a year to yell at people who have nothing."
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"I got you good!"
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"Thanks. Didn't want to pay for the hole."
Family Guy
"Yeah, we could be targeted by association."
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"You know what's in there? Corn."
Family Guy
"Really? Wow, I could go for some corn."
Family Guy
"Good luck, Meg."
Family Guy
"Now we must retreat into the shadows."
Family Guy
"What am I gonna do?"
Family Guy
"Huh?"
Family Guy
"- This is my base of operations."
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"Mr. Quagmire, the girls' gym class"
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"Thank you, Shirley."
Family Guy
"Be at my house first thing tomorrow morning,"
Family Guy
"Wow! Thanks, Mr. Quagmire."
Family Guy
"Why aren't you drinking Coke, you dork?"
Family Guy
"It doesn't have to be a two-cola system!"
Family Guy
"You know what "RC" stands for, don't you?"
Family Guy
"Chicks Rule!"
Family Guy
"She was dyslexic."
Family Guy
"But how?"
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"Thanks, Mr. Quagmire."
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"I'll take any help I can get."
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"I haven't been this scared"
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"Hungry!"
Family Guy
"Pour food on my pile!"
Family Guy
"Oh, by the way, Rupert, good news."
Family Guy
"Stewie, you got to help me."
Family Guy
"You've got to be nude."
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"I don't know. The blue one."
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"He's massive!"
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"but just go with it."
Family Guy
"Now, Meg, in order to get you into fighting shape,"
Family Guy
"and drive a Prius."
Family Guy
"Dad, can you give me a ride to the..."
Family Guy
"Hey, who you taking to Meg's funeral?"
Family Guy
"No, no, the fighting stuff."
Family Guy
"He punched her pretty!"
Family Guy
"Use the gross."
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"He's older."
Family Guy
"Ha! You missed!"
Family Guy
"Can't punch a girl in the face?"
Family Guy
"Ugh, what's your problem, dude?"
Family Guy
"You've got major issues!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, she's crazy!"
Family Guy
"Yeah, it is!"
Family Guy
"Come on, let's get out of here."
Family Guy
"Put these on."
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"It worked!"
Family Guy
"You're, like, really good at painting my living room."
Family Guy
"Up, up, and get it done by Saturday."
Family Guy
"We're having a party."
Family Guy
"Hey, Brian. Can you come in here a sec?"
Family Guy
"Sure, Peter, what's up?"
Family Guy
"You're a well-read guy, right?"
Family Guy
"Well, I don't know. I guess when I read my Henry David,"
Family Guy
"- I tend to be pretty Thoreau. - Shut up!"
Family Guy
"Yeah, 'cause, you see, I been reading this novel about three guys,"
Family Guy
"happen to be pigs, that decide to build their own houses."
Family Guy
"So, now, one of 'em builds his house out of straws."
Family Guy
"And three pigs living together?"
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"Gay. You know? And so's the wolf."
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"He's chasing pigs and blowing everything in sight."
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"Peter, what are you doing?"
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"I'm just getting ready for bed. What's wrong?"
Family Guy
"Who cares? You're my dog."
Family Guy
"Everybody gets naked in front of their dog."
Family Guy
"Besides, you're always naked,"
Family Guy
"except for when Lois dresses you up in that rain gear."
Family Guy
"Okay, everyone in the car!"
Family Guy
"We're going to Martha's Vineyard!"
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"- Do I have to wear this on the ferry? - Yes, you do."
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"I'm actually relieved."
Family Guy
"Mama!"
Family Guy
"What are you doing out of your box?"
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"That's your name, isn't it?"
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"Robots in disguise."
Family Guy
"Hey, did you guys hear about that new kid?"
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"The emo Muslim?"
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"Death to America."
Family Guy
"No, this other guy, Mike Pulaski."
Family Guy
"He's a complete psycho."
Family Guy
"I heard he knifed a kid on the playground,"
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"I heard the volleyball team's playing a tournament in San Diego."
Family Guy
"There's a lot of exciting stuff going on."
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"You're very judgmental lately."
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