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Clips from Family Guy - A Fistful of Meg (S12E12)

"I don't like this Brandon."
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"The best way to disarm a bully is to befriend him."
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"Hey, what's up, my main man?"
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"Listen, if you ever need the scoop on the local babe scene, just ask."
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"Yeah, I'll do that."
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"Awesome."
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"Taking a shower"
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"there's no blade in the razor 'cause I'm learning."
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"- Peter, what the hell? - What? What's the matter?"
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"What do you mean what's the matter? You're completely naked!"
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"I told you I'm not comfortable with that!"
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"Peter, will you please put down the drawbridge?"
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"I got a car full of groceries."
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"- Mmm. Anything else?"
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"I also went to the video store"
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"and got Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties."
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"Hey, you guys want to sleep over this weekend?"
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"My moms are going out of town to a scrapbooking-clambake retreat."
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"What are they gonna do there?"
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"They'll just be scissoring stuff and eating clams all weekend."
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"Only I didn't say, "Fudge.""
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"Oh, my God! I'm so sorry!"
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"What's your name, dude?"
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"Meg Griffin!"
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"I will destroy you."
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"Chris, you have my back, right?"
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"We now return to the Kentucky Derby,"
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"And they're off!"
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"followed by Bishop, followed by Smiling Pink Bear!"
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"No, no, that one!"
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"Meg, what's wrong?"
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"Some psycho just transferred to my school,"
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"Boy, she must really be PBS-ing, right?"
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"What?"
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"Stewie, do you even know what a menstrual cycle is?"
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"Uh, yeah, Brian."
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"Hey, Lois. Why are you wearing a robe?"
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"so I thought the only way to get even is for you to see me naked."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"It only seems fair."
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"You know what, that makes sense to me. I mean..."
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"All right, here we go."
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"You thought you were gonna see my wife's penis,"
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"but, no, it's mine!"
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"You idiot!"
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"This is Principal Shepherd with the morning announcements."
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"must be on my desk by Thursday."
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"Also, Zack Morris, if you could stop freezing time"
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"Meg, you've got to find a way out of this fight."
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"Yeah, Meg. You can do it. You're a smart woman,"
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"and women can do anything nowadays."
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"I guess you're right."
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"It's not like it's the 1950s."
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"So I see you graduated number one in your class from Princeton."
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"And I'm certified as an accountant,"
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"That's all very impressive. We'll keep you in mind."
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"Let's see, Pointy Boobs, Medium-Pointy Boobs,"
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"Not-So-Pointy Boobs."
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"Hey, Mom, I need to transfer to a different school."
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"Meg, we've been over this."
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"Just because a Facebook page"
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"has over 2,000 likes doesn't mean you have to kill yourself."
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"It's not that. Mom, please?"
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"There's other schools."
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"Carlisle Academy leads the state in teen pregnancies."
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"So, I might meet somebody."
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"Meg, Carlisle Academy's a private school. We can't afford it."
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"Don't you remember how much money your father wasted"
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"Hey, is Peter here?"
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"Hang on. Peter!"
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"It's been 10 years if it's been a day."
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"I figured out how to get out of this fight."
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"All I have to do is get expelled."
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"That sex tape I released should be everywhere by now,"
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"and then they'll have to kick me out of the school."
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"Ugh, come on! Really?"
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"Ooh!"
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"You know what? Good for her."
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"Hey, guys, you four are pretty much"
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"the toughest guys in school, right?"
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"What would it take to get you to beat up Mike Pulaski?"
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"Mental Mike? Are you kidding?"
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"You mean a Follow Friday?"
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"I've been doing Twitter all wrong."
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"Okay, okay. I'll just pay you."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, you're looking at 1,000 bucks for something like that."
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"$1,000? All right."
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"But it's gonna be hard to get that kind of money."
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"Hi, I'm Judge Judy."
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"Now here's an ad about a fat-people disease you have."
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"Don't you need to phone home?"
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"- Brian Griffin? - Uh, yeah, that's me."
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"Here you go."
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"Ah! Oh, God!"
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"What's in the box, Brian?"
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"Oh, no!"
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"Hey! One of these guys is still breathing."
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"Make my poems into a book."
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"Meg, are you okay?"
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"You guys, I've tried everything, but it's hopeless!"
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"He's going to kill me."
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"I can already picture my funeral."
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"This is such a nightmare!"
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"At least I have you guys."
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"I don't know what I would do without you."
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"Yeah, uh, about that."
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"Listen, Meg, we decided that maybe it's best"
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"if you don't talk to us anymore."
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"I don't want to get beaten up by a guy"
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"unless it's in a limo after prom."
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"So you're all gonna ditch me when I need you most?"
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"Yeah, Meg, it's natural selection."
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"This is how it works in the wild."
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"Oh, yeah, it's great. Especially 'cause of that thing over there."
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"I don't care."
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"Sounds like you have a pretty big problem, Meg."
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"Mr. Quagmire?"
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"What are you doing in here?"
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"will be in the showers in 20 minutes."
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"She's been with me 12 years."
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