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Clips from Futurama - Neutopia (S06E06)

You're the finest crew I've had the honor to work with.

"You're the finest crew I've had the honor to work with."

Futurama

I resent that.

"I resent that."

Futurama

I suppose there's nothing left to do but move out.

"I suppose there's nothing left to do but move out."

Futurama

while us men reminisce and smoke some stogies.

"while us men reminisce and smoke some stogies."

Futurama

If you want to save this company,

"If you want to save this company,"

Futurama

Wow. That's actually a really good idea, for a woman.

"Wow. That's actually a really good idea, for a woman."

Futurama

Now that's what I call fine print.

"Now that's what I call fine print."

Futurama

but it beats posing in demeaning, skimpy modeling outfits.

"but it beats posing in demeaning, skimpy modeling outfits."

Futurama

You put Goofus and Ganja in charge?

"You put Goofus and Ganja in charge?"

Futurama

The local time on Acapulsar is five years from now.

"The local time on Acapulsar is five years from now."

Futurama

Now sit back and endure our in-flight entertainment.

"Now sit back and endure our in-flight entertainment."

Futurama

By the way, we're out of both choices.

"By the way, we're out of both choices."

Futurama

Yeah. Come on.

"Yeah. Come on."

Futurama

Is everything... Hey!

"Is everything... Hey!"

Futurama

Supplies are low, cannibalism imminent, radio busted.

"Supplies are low, cannibalism imminent, radio busted."

Futurama

We can't trust a woman's math. Count again.

"We can't trust a woman's math. Count again."

Futurama

Whatever we are, I'm the leader of it.

"Whatever we are, I'm the leader of it."

Futurama

But as with all things that are different,

"But as with all things that are different,"

Futurama

chocolate and vanilla, Mac and PC,

"chocolate and vanilla, Mac and PC,"

Futurama

Therefore, I will administer a series of tests

"Therefore, I will administer a series of tests"

Futurama

Test number one, who can drink the most sulfur?

"Test number one, who can drink the most sulfur?"

Futurama

Just ask us some damn questions.

"Just ask us some damn questions."

Futurama

Name any 12 of the Desperate Housewives.

"Name any 12 of the Desperate Housewives."

Futurama

In your face, decumbent urinators.

"In your face, decumbent urinators."

Futurama

What? Where?

"What? Where?"

Futurama

So if anyone's got any good fart jokes, now would be the time.

"So if anyone's got any good fart jokes, now would be the time."

Futurama

Ugh.

"Ugh."

Futurama

None of your bizmarkie. Walt a second.

"None of your bizmarkie. Walt a second."

Futurama

Can't breathe. Lungs burning.

"Can't breathe. Lungs burning."

Futurama

was to teach you to work together.

"was to teach you to work together."

Futurama

Oh!

"Oh!"

Futurama

at which to hoot.

"at which to hoot."

Futurama

Look, associates, I made a hammock from our clothing.

"Look, associates, I made a hammock from our clothing."

Futurama

A neutopia.

"A neutopia."

Futurama

Very well. Perhaps it is I who have learned a lesson,

"Very well. Perhaps it is I who have learned a lesson,"

Futurama

Okay, stop yelling at me.

"Okay, stop yelling at me."

Futurama

Yankee girls ya just can't be beat

"Yankee girls ya just can't be beat"

Futurama

But they're the best when they're off their feet

"But they're the best when they're off their feet"

Futurama

Girls, girls, girls

"Girls, girls, girls"

Futurama

We sold enough of those calendars since yesterday!

"We sold enough of those calendars since yesterday!"

Futurama

My friend, the other rock alien,

"My friend, the other rock alien,"

Futurama

died without setting your genitals to right.

"died without setting your genitals to right."

Futurama

Sounds like the Feldspar Queen is about to set sail.

"Sounds like the Feldspar Queen is about to set sail."

Futurama

Well, we're bankrupt in six, five,

"Well, we're bankrupt in six, five,"

Futurama

Four, three,

"Four, three,"

Futurama

Two, one.

"Two, one."

Futurama

And we're out of business.

"And we're out of business."

Futurama

Good news! We're back in business!

"Good news! We're back in business!"

Futurama

We've been hired to deliver an envelope.

"We've been hired to deliver an envelope."

Futurama

It's crunch time. Let's do this.

"It's crunch time. Let's do this."

Futurama

It's for you, Professor.

"It's for you, Professor."

Futurama

Great delivery, everyone.

"Great delivery, everyone."

Futurama

Oh, my. We're being foreclosed upon.

"Oh, my. We're being foreclosed upon."

Futurama

You're all terrible and incompetent.

"You're all terrible and incompetent."

Futurama

Wait, I found a loophole in the mortgage.

"Wait, I found a loophole in the mortgage."

Futurama

If we actually pay it, we can keep the building.

"If we actually pay it, we can keep the building."

Futurama

We just need $11 million.

"We just need $11 million."

Futurama

And boned.

"And boned."

Futurama

Leela, Amy, pack us a lunch for our new lives under the bridge,

"Leela, Amy, pack us a lunch for our new lives under the bridge,"

Futurama

We are not packing lunches, you walking beer commercials.

"We are not packing lunches, you walking beer commercials."

Futurama

It was you men who drove this company into the ground.

"It was you men who drove this company into the ground."

Futurama

Remember Fry's idea to offer free delivery?

"Remember Fry's idea to offer free delivery?"

Futurama

It got us a lot of customers.

"It got us a lot of customers."

Futurama

We're a delivery company!

"We're a delivery company!"

Futurama

you should listen to a woman's idea for once.

"you should listen to a woman's idea for once."

Futurama

Okay. What do you got?

"Okay. What do you got?"

Futurama

An airline.

"An airline."

Futurama

We should become a commercial airline.

"We should become a commercial airline."

Futurama

I mean, we've got a ship,

"I mean, we've got a ship,"

Futurama

and teleporters won't be invented for another 15 years,

"and teleporters won't be invented for another 15 years,"

Futurama

according to that guy from the future.

"according to that guy from the future."

Futurama

What else you ladies got?

"What else you ladies got?"

Futurama

Girls of Planet Express calendar.

"Girls of Planet Express calendar."

Futurama

Girlie calendar?

"Girlie calendar?"

Futurama

Great idea, Amy.

"Great idea, Amy."

Futurama

Okay, then. Leela, Amy, come to work topless tomorrow.

"Okay, then. Leela, Amy, come to work topless tomorrow."

Futurama

Forget it. I promised myself I wouldn't pose naked until I was married.

"Forget it. I promised myself I wouldn't pose naked until I was married."

Futurama

Sorry. It's in your contract.

"Sorry. It's in your contract."

Futurama

"All female employees must pose nude if requested."

""All female employees must pose nude if requested.""

Futurama

That's discriminatory.

"That's discriminatory."

Futurama

No, it's in all our contracts.

"No, it's in all our contracts."

Futurama

Here's mine.

"Here's mine."

Futurama

"All female employees must pose nude if requested."

""All female employees must pose nude if requested.""

Futurama

Sounds fair.

"Sounds fair."

Futurama

Nice work, Hermes.

"Nice work, Hermes."

Futurama

Okay, but good luck making a girlie calendar

"Okay, but good luck making a girlie calendar"

Futurama

with only two female employees.

"with only two female employees."

Futurama

Hmm.

"Hmm."

Futurama

Oh, Husband. I'm so excited about this new job.

"Oh, Husband. I'm so excited about this new job."

Futurama

And it's excited about you, LaBarbara.

"And it's excited about you, LaBarbara."

Futurama

First order of business is to put on your uniform

"First order of business is to put on your uniform"

Futurama

and take your ID photo.

"and take your ID photo."

Futurama

Look, I agree it'd make space walklng more comfortable.

"Look, I agree it'd make space walklng more comfortable."

Futurama

But for a photo shoot, it's a little unsavory.

"But for a photo shoot, it's a little unsavory."

Futurama

Over.

"Over."

Futurama

Time is money, peaches.

"Time is money, peaches."

Futurama

Now shut your com-link and make love to the camera.

"Now shut your com-link and make love to the camera."

Futurama

And remember, I'm the camera.

"And remember, I'm the camera."

Futurama

Stop actually washing and play with the sponges.

"Stop actually washing and play with the sponges."

Futurama

But the ship is dirty.

"But the ship is dirty."

Futurama

Whatever. I ran out of film an hour ago.

"Whatever. I ran out of film an hour ago."

Futurama

No, no, this won't do. A three-month calendar?

"No, no, this won't do. A three-month calendar?"

Futurama

What is this, Mercury?

"What is this, Mercury?"

Futurama

I told you it wouldn't work.

"I told you it wouldn't work."

Futurama

Well, you should have talked louder.

"Well, you should have talked louder."

Futurama

Fortunately, I came up with a brilliant idea to save Planet Express.

"Fortunately, I came up with a brilliant idea to save Planet Express."

Futurama

We'll turn it into a commercial airline!

"We'll turn it into a commercial airline!"

Futurama

But that was my idea!

"But that was my idea!"

Futurama

Then you should have talked louder. What?

"Then you should have talked louder. What?"

Futurama

There. It was hard work,

"There. It was hard work,"

Futurama

Ladies, here are your demeaning, skimpy stewardess outfits.

"Ladies, here are your demeaning, skimpy stewardess outfits."

Futurama

Sorry, ma'am, I'll have to confiscate your artificial kneecap.

"Sorry, ma'am, I'll have to confiscate your artificial kneecap."

Futurama

Okay, here you go.

"Okay, here you go."

Futurama

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the plane's President speaking.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the plane's President speaking."

Futurama

We are cleared for takeoff.

"We are cleared for takeoff."

Futurama

I'm the only trained pilot here.

"I'm the only trained pilot here."

Futurama

Please, Leela.

"Please, Leela."

Futurama

Who ever heard of a plane with a woman President?

"Who ever heard of a plane with a woman President?"

Futurama

Welcome to Plan Am flight one to Acapulsar.

"Welcome to Plan Am flight one to Acapulsar."

Futurama

In the event of a wormhole sending us back In time,

"In the event of a wormhole sending us back In time,"

Futurama

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