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Clips from Futurama - Neutopia (S06E06)

"do not kill your parents."
Futurama
"If you are traveling with small children,"
Futurama
"help them not to kill you before not killing your own parents."
Futurama
"Now please turn off all electronic devices."
Futurama
"Preparing for takeoff."
Futurama
"I'll kill you, my friend!"
Futurama
"Ahhh!"
Futurama
"I hope you all enjoyed our tiny beverage service."
Futurama
"Hiya, hiya, hiya. So what's the deal with airline food?"
Futurama
"They offer you two choices, but they're always out of one."
Futurama
"Shut up and put on four episodes of The Office."
Futurama
"Ohhh! Your hands are warm."
Futurama
"For a robot."
Futurama
"Thanks, baby."
Futurama
"I don't know what you're doing back here in the galley,"
Futurama
"'cause you got a first-class seat."
Futurama
"Captain, we were supposed to land two days ago."
Futurama
"Are we at the fair yet, Mommy?"
Futurama
"We're not at the anyplace!"
Futurama
"And we're out of fuel!"
Futurama
"Please remain seated until the plane comes to a complete crash."
Futurama
"Perhaps we should reconsider the girlie calendar."
Futurama
"Flight attendant's log."
Futurama
"We've crashed near a river of mercury on a lifeless mineral world."
Futurama
"Our one hope is to form a society."
Futurama
"Okay, then. Men, let's get hunting."
Futurama
"The womenfolk can cook what we catch."
Futurama
"No one put you in charge, Husband."
Futurama
"I'm the only one here who ever ran a society."
Futurama
"Roller Derby is not a society."
Futurama
"Well, let's put it to a vote, then."
Futurama
"All in favor of the Jamocha Thunderclap?"
Futurama
"That would be me."
Futurama
"Practically no one. All in favor of me?"
Futurama
"Eight to eight. It's a tie."
Futurama
"Greetings, soft ones. Who among you is your leader?"
Futurama
"He is. She is."
Futurama
"Curious. You are a diarchic society?"
Futurama
"Um. Maybe."
Futurama
"Leader? Fat man, you couldn't even run a bath."
Futurama
"Well, you sure can run something, your mouth!"
Futurama
"Silence!"
Futurama
"Even a young pebble could see your race is divided"
Futurama
"based on the configuration of your 23rd chromosome."
Futurama
"What? You mean along gender lines?"
Futurama
"Gender?"
Futurama
"Yeahs. You knows, guyses, galses, in that order."
Futurama
"I am not familiar with this concept of gender."
Futurama
"My species has only a single gender, known as "neuchacho.""
Futurama
"Interesting. Come on, men! Let's kill him!"
Futurama
"Your genders differ in many ways."
Futurama
"one is always clearly better."
Futurama
"Chocolate, Mac, men. The end."
Futurama
"Well, I've got nothing to do for the next eight million years."
Futurama
"to determine the superior gender."
Futurama
"Test inconclusive."
Futurama
"Test number two, who can drink the most arsenic?"
Futurama
"Very well. Which is larger,"
Futurama
"an Italian size four or an American Apparel medium?"
Futurama
"How many calories are in a small green tea yogurt?"
Futurama
"How was your day?"
Futurama
"Test complete. What is the score?"
Futurama
"Uh."
Futurama
"Men, five, women, less."
Futurama
"Hey. He's lying."
Futurama
"Obviously."
Futurama
"That was a test to see who could lie better."
Futurama
"The men win that round."
Futurama
"So far, I have learned nothing."
Futurama
"But that's probably as much my fault as yours."
Futurama
"The time has come for the final test."
Futurama
"We usually call it the lightning round."
Futurama
"As you may have noticed, it's getting hotter here."
Futurama
"It's nice."
Futurama
"Too hot."
Futurama
"Did one of you chicks change the thermostat?"
Futurama
"Tomorrow morning, this planet makes its closest pass to the sun."
Futurama
"You will all be boiled alive, like retired circus animals,"
Futurama
"unless you somehow can cross the great Alkali Plains"
Futurama
"and reach shelter in the Cave of Harmony."
Futurama
"That sounds hard."
Futurama
"Whichever gender reaches the cave will survive."
Futurama
"And may the inferior gender burst into something."
Futurama
"Flames, I guess."
Futurama
"Uh-oh. I think we're walking in circles."
Futurama
"I recognize the pattern of striations on that gypsum formation."
Futurama
"Also my shoe that fell off."
Futurama
"Oh, God! We're all gonna die in agony!"
Futurama
"Howdy there. You fellas need some directions?"
Futurama
"No, we're fine. Don't worry about it."
Futurama
"Keep it up, sistren. Only a few more miles to the cave."
Futurama
"Let's just buckle down and..."
Futurama
"Look!"
Futurama
"A clearance sale!"
Futurama
"I can't believe that sale was just a mirage."
Futurama
"Now we're gonna die without so much as"
Futurama
"a factory-second clutch purse to show for it."
Futurama
"It would have been nice to shop at Tommy Hilfiger one last time."
Futurama
"It wasn't Tommy Hilfijigger. It was Linens 'n Things!"
Futurama
"The hell it was."
Futurama
"It was a Juicy Couture."
Futurama
"I guess we all saw what we wanted to see."
Futurama
"We can't make it tonight. We'll set up camp here by this shoe."
Futurama
"Gentlemen, when that sun rises in the morning, we're toast."
Futurama
"These are our last moments together."
Futurama
"It's a shmundred degrees, and all we have to drink are non-diet sodas."
Futurama
"It's gonna ruin my figure."
Futurama
"Wait, I forgot that Amana here is a refrigerator."
Futurama
"If we could supercharge her Freon with a gas compressor,"
Futurama
"we might survive the heat and make it to the cave."
Futurama
"Hey, yeah!"
Futurama
"But the only gas compressor on this planet is inside Bender's ass."
Futurama
"Was that a fart joke? Because I don't find those amusing."
Futurama
"No one does."
Futurama
"Nevertheless, Bender's gas blaster may be our only hope."
Futurama
"Wife? What are you doing with Bender's shiny metal gas compressor?"
Futurama
"What's that do-wah in your ditty bag?"
Futurama
"Uh. Uh."
Futurama
"Okay, so we were hot. I stole Amana's Freon coil"
Futurama
"so we could hook it up to Bender's ass and build a cooler."
Futurama
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