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Clips from Scrubs - My Malpractical Decision (S04E04)

"Hey, J.D."
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"Mr Hovey's having rotator cuff surgery."
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"Last thing you need is someone flyin' off the handle."
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"Grandma was 102. It was her time to go."
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"Oh, hi, Ted. How's your wife doing?"
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"Well, I'll see you in court on the 18th."
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"- This woman is pure molten evil. - Got it."
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"If you want me to shed a tear about the status of our medical system,"
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"J.D., big news. Guess what my new cell phone number spells."
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"Well, this one's 9-1-6 "Call Turk." Now all you gotta do is call Turk."
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"- She's not here. - The best thing that's happened!"
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""Call Turk" is eight numbers."
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"You're a good friend, and that's why I did this for you."
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"Just like that, it turned into a great day."
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"We're gonna watch you closely for arrhythmia."
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"my throat closes up. Page me if you need me."
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"Your father has syncopy in..."
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"Per. I'm back in. You see, Neena,"
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"On the bottom floor are these two rooms,"
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"should go wrong with this elective procedure,"
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"Hospitals can refuse treatment on a non-emergency patient."
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"That's a very unfortunate hand placement for you."
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"But it also said not to hide problems away."
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"So, Doug, this is the morgue."
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"Who invited Nurse Twitchy?"
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"I lose to her, I lose my pride."
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"I'm assuming these are complimentary."
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"She can't be that much of a ball-buster."
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"Can somebody please talk to me?"
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"But I just want you to know that I'm gonna turn it around."
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"Oh, man, I'm hopeless."
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"Oh, my God! What an idiot!"
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"- Hey, calm down. - You calm down."
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"A black guy breaking into a country club."
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"I'll tell you how it went. Give me your cell number."
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"You must think I'm a mess. I don't know how."
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"Take some cupcake frosting and just lick it off your finger."
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"Well, that's not a fair test. That joke's hilarious."
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"- I know. But a lawyer? - Even a lawyer. That's what we do."
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"Who taught you this crap?"
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"Elliot, do you think I should even be a doctor?"
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"You got Turk."
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"You really impressed me by parroting my ethical speech."
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"What the hell got into you?"
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"So she just bats her eyes, and you change your tune?"
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"Excuse me."
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"Neena played you like the proud owner of the world's longest dry streak."
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"you didn't have on your granny panties?"
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"OK, your new bed's all in. What now?"
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"- I was playing you. - You're saying that because he's here."
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"- No, I manipulated you. - You're saying that because he's here."
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"He asked me a question I haven't answered yet. You?"
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"Trying to make a dramatic exit. Thought this was a patient's room."
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"How do you flunk eighth grade gym?"
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"Baby, you know you're my world."
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"I'm out."
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"By the way, your number isn't "call Turk." It's "call Tur.""
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"There's nobody named Cal Turk."
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"But only to white people."
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"If you'll excuse me, I have to go harass a surgeon."
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"If you've come to tell me your decision about my father, say it and leave."
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"I think you're sweet."
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"Of course, in a hospital, that's a problem."
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"You got two options. You can go hard-core on Mr Korman,"
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"You act like I've never dated."
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"Turk's incredible selfishness"
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"in sacrificing a patient to keep his cell phone number"
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"Even if the right thing is really hard."
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"Wow."
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"Have you seen this before?"
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"I'll get those."
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"you're so much as a blip on my radar."
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"Oh, my God."
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"we should follow him to his office and have sex right in front of him."
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"OK. Thank you."
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"As I stood there confused but enjoying"
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"When you make decisions for the wrong reasons, they can bite you in the ass."
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"Are you coming in or what?"
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"In the end, it's always best to rely on your principles to make decisions."
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"Hell, yeah."
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"Message deleted."
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"What'd you do to my hair?"
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"- Nothing. - Cool half-fro."
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"- What?! - Uh-oh!"
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"Oh, thank God."
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"Shore it up. Neena Broderick's in the building."
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"Ted had a point."
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"Neena Broderick is the scariest malpractice attorney in the city."
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"She seemed to create problems where there were none."
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"Shape this place up,"
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"and for God's sakes, get Murphy outta here."
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"Hurry!"
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"How long do I have to stay up here?"
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"Apparently there was some sort of election held recently."
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"Or we could just ask him to leave."
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"- Miss Broderick. - Bob."
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"Oh, that's right. I forgot. You freeze up around me. OK."
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"Hello, Neena. We got divorced, actually."
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"when Neena Broderick was around. Well, almost everybody."
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"I'm on a scavenger hunt,"
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"- Oh. Hi, Neena. - How ironic."
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"What I need is a burned-out, permed-up doctor"
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"Don't listen. Most guys would kill for those curls."
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"How do you look at yourself in the mirror"
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"knowing you are ruining American medicine?"
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"Frivolous lawsuits scare prospective..."
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"I'll borrow a scalpel and dig it into my arm because here's a secret..."
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"Why'd you get a new number? Your old one spelled "kfnmpah.""
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"How am I supposed to remember that? Stick with "kfnmpah.""
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"It's the best thing that's happened besides getting married."
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"Actually, it's just "call Tur.""
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"But I'm hoping people will dial the "k" anyway."
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"I'll always dial the "k" for you."
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"No, wait. There's more."
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"- I'll take the lead on this one. - He's all yours."
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"- Mr Steel, first name "man of." - You're done. Mr Steel, you passed out."
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"We don't foresee any big problems."
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"Hi, Daddy."
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"I gotta go."
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"If I'm around that sea hag for more than ten seconds,"
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