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Clips from The Office - Counseling (S07E07)

"- Welcome, children."
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"- Were you painting in the dark?"
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"- Oh, no, no, I like to think of it as the kids' place."
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"Would you like a tour?"
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"- I don't think we really need..."
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"- Oh, let's take the tour, Pam."
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"- Yeah. - Come on."
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"Here is the language skills"
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"And cognitive development area."
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"These are English, uh, letters."
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"- These are actually forks and knives from the break room."
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"- Jim, to you and me, maybe. But, come on."
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"To a child's imagination that's mister fork,"
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"And lieutenant knife, and miss fork."
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"- And a soy sauce packet."
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"- Oh."
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"That shouldn't have been in there."
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"I'm embarrassed."
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"- Don't beat yourself up."
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"- We come fully equipped with a restroom,"
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"Feeding trough, play bucket,"
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"And room for a plant, in success."
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"- Who will be watching the children?"
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"- No one. The door locks from the outside."
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"Escape is impossible."
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"- Prove it."
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"Just give it a whirl."
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"I just wanna see how it works."
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"- Oh, no, no, no... I... - but I'll tell you this."
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"If this works out,"
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"I think we're looking real good."
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"- I promise you, that door locks."
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"[cheerful music]"
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"- What's something you did that..."
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"- This is the worst!"
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"You are the worst. I hate looking at your face."
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"I wanna smash it!"
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"Okay, you know what?"
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"I made a mistake."
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"I committed corporate punishment."
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"My bad."
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"It's over, it's done."
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"But, my punishment is, um,"
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"Worse than hell."
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"- Michael's been assigned six hours of mandatory counseling"
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"With a trained professional."
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"I actually have a degree in social work."
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"I mean, I know a lot of people"
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"Would just ask a few standard questions"
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"But I've got a chance to do some good here."
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""did your mom ever see you naked?""
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"- We can do this with more privacy."
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"- So you can molest me?"
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"Oh, okay. I don't think so."
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"So everybody can see"
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"That's the key."
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"Cancel all your business with the steamtown mall!"
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"- The mall itself, or the stores in the mall?"
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"The mall, the stores, the kiosks."
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"- America's one big mall."
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"- Did something happen, Dwight?"
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"- Yeah, something happened. Oh, yeah."
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"Something happened, Jim."
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"- Well, tell us what it is."
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"I mean, it might help to get some context"
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"- You don't wanna know."
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"- I'd like you to imagine a place"
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"Where you feel very peaceful."
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"For me, it's the walk from the yogurt shop"
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"To my car, after I drop"
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"- I... I'm glad Michael's getting help."
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"- Look, I'm not gonna tell you"
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"That we have lower prices."
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"Is price something that is important to you?"
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"Okay, well, let me know if anything changes."
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"I don't have this sales gene or whatever it is."
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"Tell me everything's gonna be okay."
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"- Everything's gonna be okay."
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"- Tell me I'm good at sales."
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"- You're good... you're good at sales."
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"Is that your salary is almost all commission."
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"So if you suck at sales,"
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"You make almost no money."
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"I guess that's fair."
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"- Dwight. - What?"
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"- Did you call all my clients at the mall"
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"And cancel all my business"
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"While using the "f" word?"
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"- Yes, I did."
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"And I'm gonna do the same with all of your clients."
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"- Oh, yes, I will. That mall is corrupt."
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"Okay, they're appearancist!"
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"- Okay, Dwight, we can't do that."
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"So why don't you just tell us what happened?"
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"- Yeah. What happened, Dwight?"
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"- Okay?"
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"- You guys know me, you know that I'm..."
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"Not one for fancy things."
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"It was in a fancy store,"
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"When I took Mose down to the mall"
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"To get his blood pressure at the rite aid."
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"And I thought, you know,"
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"Maybe I deserve this."
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"You know, I had a great crop yield this fall."
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"- I went to the store and I pressed the buzzer,"
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"And they looked right at me, and then they looked away."
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"And then I pressed the buzzer again,"
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"And they started taking pictures of me"
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"With their mobile phones."
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"For precious heirlooms."
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"- You know what, Dwight?"
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"You need to go back there, and you need to"
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"Pretty woman their asses."
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"- We should start our own mall."
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"- Wait, wait, wait."
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"Actually, that's a really good idea, Kelly."
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"- What did I say?"
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"I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out."
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"- Dwight, how about this?"
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"Instead of a boycott,"
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