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Clips from Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy - Pele (S01E01)

"Praise the Lord, the boy can see!"
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"Oh, boy! I think I'm one of them lizard people."
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"Harold Faltermeyer disguised as an octopus,"
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"WHISTLING CONTINUES"
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"Mmm...Rodriguez, put a shot of bourbon in that, will you?"
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"DRUM ROLL CONTINUES"
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"BUZZER"
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"I'm not in this show."
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"SCHOOL BELL RINGS"
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"No, class. I do not cycle home like Miss Kite"
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"and I haven't got a snazzy car like Mr Ebdon"
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"That's a little joke for the tiny ones."
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"I just need a chance to shine!"
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"♪ Oh baby I like it... ♪"
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"Eh, Noel, who's the best film star who ever lived?"
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"Kurt Russell. Yeah."
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"What's the best film that's ever been made?"
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"Big Trouble In Little China."
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"I told you, Nathan, you idiot!"
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"Yeah, great."
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"I'm Sergeant Raymond Boombox."
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"As you may or may not know,"
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"in 1975 I received a knife wound in the line of duty."
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"Shut up, you freak."
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"I'm trying to put you in some kind of goddamn context."
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"Hooper, what was the name of that case?"
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"What, the one where you wore the pink salmon shorts?"
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"You looked ridiculous, you're big, fat pumpkin ass sticking out."
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"You picked those out for me, what were you wearing anyway,"
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"your wife's skirt?"
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"Of course he did, he was banging her."
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"they just happened to be at the same night school doing the same dance classes."
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"Yeah, we were doing modern tap and er...urban hip-hop."
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"Precisely, thank you, Hooper."
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"'All we had to do was get a payment off this guy"
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"'and we could bust his thorax.'"
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"Working with these scumbags was absolutely terrifying."
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"If they even sniffed you out as a cop,"
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"It didn't bother me, I was a frightening mimic,"
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"like a slightly hairier Kirk Douglas without the deformed chin."
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"I could slot in with these guys as soon as look at them..."
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"speak the lingo..."
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"I was one of them."
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"Yo...I gave you the money, what's say you give me the drugs,"
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"Er, that's not better, try it slower or faster."
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"DOOO YOU TAKE CAAARDS?"
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"YOUUUUUUUUUUU"
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"TAAAAAAAAAAKE"
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"Of course I don't take cards!"
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"I do."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"Shut up!"
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"Would you like a receipt with that, sir?"
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"Needless to say, he was not a happy bunny. He produced a Norman sword"
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"and slashed me across the belly pouch"
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"with the speed and agility of a NASA cyborg."
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"Oh! Oh, my God!"
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"Oh...oh...oh."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, really?"
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"so I've been around a lot of accidents, OK?"
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"Could you not insult me while insulting someone else?"
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"If you hadn't eaten the card we wouldn't be in this mess."
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"Oh, my God, it was so not Lloyds flavour, it was Bar-clays."
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"It's Barclays, not Bar-clays, you goddamn schmuck!"
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"Use your phone!"
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"Fine, I'll call my own goddamn ambulance."
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"I can hear the ambulance,"
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"we're gonna be fine."
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"Oh, great, very funny."
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"Sorry, sarge,"
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"Well, good luck on New Faces."
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"No, we do not want to hear your impersonation of Michael Caine! Shut up!"
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""You're a big man, but you're out of shape.""
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"And so Figo got away with the drugs."
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"and we decided to stay on in Miami for a week's holiday."
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"I laughed so hard I burst open my tummy stitches"
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"with his impersonations of Michael Caine and Harry Dean Stanton."
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"A fabulous holiday and one I'll always remember."
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"Join me next week, and remember always keep a knife under your bed,"
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"cos most people are murdered by the person they love most."
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"at least a screw driver, I mean, it's your choice."
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"Good night."
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"Ah, it's all bleeding coming together. What a place!"
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"Look at this, I've got a tyre on a rope. Ha-ha!"
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"Who came up with that?"
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"Who could come up with that?"
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"Higher, lower, higher, lower. I'm in a zoo."
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"All coming together. Great food. Top-flight food,"
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"Gotta be a gourmet chef! Who do you reckon? Ramsay?"
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"Or Worrall Thompson Gotta be, innit?"
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"David Lee Roth, king of the lions, you all right, David?"
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"We'll have that later. Yeah. There he is."
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"removed my penis. Probably having a look at it, aren't they? Ha-ha."
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"Probably having a look at my penis."
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"They're bound to give it back to me. Probably Thursday,"
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"they're probably doing a diagram or something of it for a zoology book."
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"I mean, I've read about it and I've heard about it"
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"but I've never actually seen it with my own lion peepers. Ha-ha!"
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"I called my eyes "peepers". Ha-ha."
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"All bleeding coming together, higher, lower, higher, lower. Ha-ha!"
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"LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!"
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"I can't handle it in here, I'm going crazy."
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"Help me, don't just film me, help me!"
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"They're just going on the floor!"
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"I love you, David, you're king of the lions."
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"Yeah, course I'm putting"
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"it in a frame, it's a masterpiece. What would you do with it?"
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"I'd probably just blue tack it to the fridge door. What is it, anyway?"
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"but he's holding a china teacup."
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"You see? It's enigmatic, like the Mona Lisa, you know,"
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"it's the eternal question. Is she a woman? Is she a man?"
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"Is she smiling, isn't she smiling? This throws up similar sorts of questions."
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"But when you come down his leg,"
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"But is it the ball,"
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"or is it the saucer for the cup?"
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"Oh, yeah! This changes everything!"
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"I've got to phone Trisha!"
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"to help them through hard times. Other people might turn to religion."
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"Weaker people like myself, when I lost my wife,"
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