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Clips from Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy - Pele (S01E01)

"It's like a glass hedgehog and he comes out..."
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"This came for you."
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"Really? What is it?"
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"Yeah, they're called Secret Pieces and they're good, ain't they?"
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"I make rainbow kebabs and they spin round"
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"and I slice bits of rainbow off, put it in pitta bread"
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"and then I munch it down till I'm big and fat and ready and then"
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"..and I was going to use them as cake decoration"
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"so I phoned up Mr Kipperbang, you know the cake doctor,"
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"No, but they're outside the shops, by the bush."
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"Yeah, all right. See you later, Peter."
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"Just look at the size of that carrot! Ha-ha!"
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"blowing a whistle reminding you you're fresh out of goddamn paprika."
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"DRUM ROLL"
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"GONG SOUNDS"
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"Perfect job, patriots!"
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"and I will not go on the bus with you horrible little lot."
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"I ride the pommel horse home like every PE teacher should."
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"♪ Oh baby I like it raw"
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"All right, Peter."
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"I gotta go, Noel, I'm in the pub."
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"Helped you on some of your cases(!)"
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"Anyway, one of the most exciting cases we worked on"
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"was when we were in Miami undercover."
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"you mind your mouth!"
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"He was not banging her,"
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"Anyway, we were down in Miami and I looked like one piece of hot ass."
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"'We'd offloaded some drugs to a known local dealer called Figo the fruit fly."
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"'Named so cos everything he landed on turned rotten."
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"DOOOOOYOUTAKECAAAARDS?"
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"What?!"
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"DOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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"Do I take cards?"
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"Sir, put your card in my mouth"
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"and I'll be happy to handle your transaction."
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"So the goddamn gash ate Figo's card."
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"What's wrong with you? What are you, a re-enactment?!"
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"Because of the gash, the whole drug bust went tits-up."
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"And things went from bad to worse."
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"Somebody call an ambulance, this guy's in trouble."
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"No, I am not a doctor, thank you very much,"
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"Oh, as if you're married,"
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"you just appeared there on a fat guy's gut!"
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"Oh, for God's sake."
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"I can't, I got no battery."
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"(WAILS)"
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"I got a gift for mimicking different types of emergency siren."
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"I had to crawl on my goddamn hands and knees to the hospital"
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"Me and the gash got loaded on cocktails,"
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"and my tummy gash regaled the whole party"
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"And I look at a lot of corpses and most of those corpses"
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"All bleeding coming together, innit? Ha! All bleeding coming together."
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"You couldn't get bored, could you? Could you get bored?"
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"You could go round this. Ha-ha! You could go round a pointed rock."
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"Had a little operation when I got here, they took my penis away,"
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"What a card!"
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"He always does that. Ha-ha! I love it, English sense of humour."
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"Peepers!"
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"That's cos I'm happy, I'm happy with my environment(!)"
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"It is all bleeding coming together? Please say it's coming together."
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"Sit down, sit down, we'll have some Hula Hoops, David."
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"You're not chewing them properly, David, what's wrong with you?"
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"I'm moving stuff about in here, John."
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"It's gone everywhere."
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"I asked for Quavers!"
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"You putting that in a frame?"
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"What do you mean, what is it? It's Pele,"
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"Oh, yeah, actually, it has got something."
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"Well, it's Pele. He's holding a china cup, that much is clear."
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"The ball?"
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"Oh, last Thursday, I woke up on my own and there was blood in my pants."
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"and I wonder why keep coming back to it, why I'm so drawn to it?"
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"I notice the ball and it hits me like a thunderbolt!"
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"I'm usually not, but when I do felt-tip drawings, I get pretty deep, yeah?"
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"How much do you think a drawing like this is worth on today's market?"
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"I'm coming!"
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"You are an idiot!"
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"What do you mean?"
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"famous artists of the 20th Century, an icon - Andy Warhol."
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"Andy!"
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"Look at this."
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"Hmm, a colour diagram, how quaint."
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"Not a colour diagram, is it?! It's a masterpiece!"
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"ELECTRONIC BEEPING"
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"Looking."
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"What do you mean?"
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"This is a standard observation."
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"So, Andy, what do you think it's worth?"
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"DANCE MUSIC"
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"impossible to put a figure on a drawing like that, it is priceless."
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"No, but if you want any free colouring pencils, give me a call."
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"Again?"
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"You've got a tank made from Swiss cheese!"
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"What are those holes, then?"
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"All in all, though, not a bad little drawing."
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"Therefore this Caran D'Ache abomination must be taken"
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"Ah! Pele!"
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"Pele, come back, please!"
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"He's good at running, isn't he?"
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"That was my masterpiece. Hang on a minute."
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"♪ Got to go now It's the end of the show"
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"♪ You gotta come back For another show bye-bye"
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"♪ Oooh, yeah"
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"♪ In the bag. ♪"
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"Mmm."
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"♪ Yeah baby... ♪"
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"All right, Noel, did you get my package?"
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"Yeah, just eating them. Pretty good, actually."
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"(LAUGHS) Remarkable! What are they made from?"
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"I mean, that's my multi-coloured rabbit droppings."
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"Like, I go into a chamber and I eat loads of vitamins"
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"and pieces of rainbow."
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"I just pump them out from my blue shorts straight into the packets."
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"I can do about seven packets a week."
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"..they're very moreish."
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"When I first made them they looked like hundreds and thousands"
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"but more swollen so I called them tens and twenties...(SNIGGERS)"
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"But, you know, I think they go better with milk anyway."
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"Yeah, nice one. Don't call me again, yeah?"
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"You have three minutes until take off"
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