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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - One in 8,000 (S06E06)

"It's okay. I'm fine. Stay relaxed."
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"Call a doctor! No, call a coroner!"
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"It just got insane!"
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"Why would you say that?"
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"Just making an observation."
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"Poor Ben."
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"You know the EMT said that if flea had sent you his bass,"
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"I'm totally fine, babe."
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"- You want to meditate real quick? - No, we do not have time."
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"We have a concert to save. Excuse me, he's feeling better."
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"He can go, right, Ann? Damn it."
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"I wonder if I'll ever stop doing that."
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"I honestly don't care, but I'm just gonna say it."
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"I like Joe."
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"He's a nice man who's good with kids,"
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"and he seems to be smart and patient."
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"I know. That's why he's my Tammy."
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"I'm a social butterfly."
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"When we're together, all we do is have sex,"
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"- have sex again. - Enough."
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"wanting to spend time with me, trying to "connect" with me."
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"It's a nightmare. I become boring."
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"Live your life how you want,"
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"So I've been talking to Larry,"
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"and he's definitely not dying."
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"It's the dusty one."
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"Andy, I was nice to Larry."
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"I scratched his back. I had a conversation with him."
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"It was horrible. How can you do that to me?"
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"- Ben's dog is dying. - Lie."
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"Ben is dying--he has the same disease Larry has."
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"- Leslie is dying. - No."
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"- They're both dying. - No."
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"- Chris and Ann are moving. - They already moved."
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"- No! - Okay, fine."
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"- Do you really want to know? - Yes."
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"- Leslie is a spy. - No."
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"Tom has something wrong with his butt."
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"- Oh, my God. - What?"
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"Did you hear that? They need an encore."
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"Honey, they want--the kids want an encore, I'm sorry."
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"What song should we do? You wanna do Toots?"
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"I hope you don't mind, but I noticed that"
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"But you're still gonna want to go to a garage 'cause I don't--"
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"- I like to do things. - Excuse me."
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"Sometimes I disappear for a day or two 'cause I'm fly-fishing"
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"if you promise not to try to pin me down too fast."
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"I have no problem with that."
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"You can take me to dinner Friday."
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"that you wear that, uh, red thing."
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"when you deserve to see me in that red thing."
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"Okay, there's still plenty of ways"
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"Maybe we'll win the lottery."
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"We're screwed."
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"No, we're not, we have three weeks until the concert."
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"The triple cherries."
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"but, okay, I am an accountant,"
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"and I am looking a cold, hard facts."
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"They'll get scholarships."
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"Half of my tuition was paid for"
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"Leslie, I have been trying so hard not to stress you out,"
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"but we just spent our entire savings account"
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"on a trip to Paris."
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"What were we thinking?"
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"We spent too much money on macaroons."
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"Okay, honey--"
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"Okay, wait, what's the number for the Louvre?"
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"We barely looked at the Mona Lisa."
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"for the rest of our lives!"
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"- Breathe. - I mean,"
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"or maybe we should stay here"
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"because it's cheaper to live here than in Chicago."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I'm shamwowing all of your stress,"
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"The man of my dreams, the one that I love, shh."
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"Leslie, we are in trouble here."
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"We are in real trouble!"
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"- [Laughs] I'm so sorry. - What?"
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"You just look so crazy right now, but cute."
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"You're always stressed out. How are you calm right now?"
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"Because I realized something."
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"the harvest festival, the election, the recall,"
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"the merger, Ann leaving,"
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"Larry changing his name for some stupid reason--"
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"all of it has just been preparation for this."
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"I am immune to stress because I have you."
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"[Scraping]"
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"Ron is King Sparkle of Cupcake Forest."
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"Much obliged. [Ivy and Zoe laugh]"
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"So I'm going to dinner with Joe next week."
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"Glad to hear it."
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"It's always nice to see someone"
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"actually change for the better."
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"Yes, Joe seems like a good man,"
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"and empathetic person."
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"Did you think even two years ago"
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"You care a little, itty bit about your friends."
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"You're King Sparkle of Cupcake Forest."
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"Andy, the camo is not working. I can see you."
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"I don't care about the secret anymore, okay?"
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"we would share everything,"
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"but if you really can't tell me or whatever, it's fine."
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"I trust you."
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"It's just that it's a really big secret,"
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"But screw it."
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"You're more important than anything."
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"I'm gonna tell you"
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"Okay."
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"Everybody, if you could gather around..."
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"They're here--don't try to get it out of me anymore."
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"The reason I have been acting so weird"
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"is not because I've been waiting"
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"for the results of the soil samples to come back."
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"Well, jeez, I've been up all night trying to make sure--"
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"It doesn't matter, Larry."
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"[All cheering]"
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"Yes, I did it! I kept a secret."
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"I'm sure you will both raise a wonderful child"
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"with whom I will profoundly disagree on nearly everything."
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"Well, actually, and this is crazy,"
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