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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - One in 8,000 (S06E06)

"but it's children, plural."
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"- We're having triplets, and... - Shut the--"
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"- Oh, my God! - A little freaked out about it."
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"That's amazing."
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"Babe, I am so glad you didn't tell me."
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"I know. I'm incredible."
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"Okay, now listen to me, you two."
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"so we have, like, millions of clothes and strollers and--"
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"- just don't buy a thing, okay? - A triple crib--"
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"sounds like an interesting woodworking challenge."
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"Would you like oak or pine?"
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"I'll make both, and you can choose."
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"My boyf-- my friend Joe"
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"except for on weekends and nights,"
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"but we're free anytime during work hours."
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"This is gonna be the happiest time of your life!"
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"Well, I sold everything on the auction list,"
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"What's so wonderful that you're all celebrating"
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"We're having triplets."
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"[Laughter] Oh, great."
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"the night my one-man show opens, and now this?"
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"Why are my accomplishments always overshadowed?"
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"- Yeah, yeah, I'll take that. - Yeah."
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"- Not cool, man. - Not him, not that Kyle."
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"I can do this. People do this. People keep secrets."
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"All I'm asking is for you to keep him away from me."
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"Look, I feel fine, and if you're worried,"
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"Someone say "Saperstein"? Come on, you two."
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"Oh, no, that's not one."
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"I made them last night."
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"to the unity concert."
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"Terrific."
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"Sold for $50. How magnificent."
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"I think Leslie's doing a great job."
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"- No, I'm doing really fine. - Okay."
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"Exactly. [Laughs]"
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"Muffin?"
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"You made a video of it and showed it at my birthday party."
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"Yeah, um, I have got an itch"
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"Hey, Ben."
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"No, just--look, everyone's healthy and fine,"
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"[Larry grunting]"
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"The sheik has thrown his hat into the ring."
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"There's no bidding war. No one's talking..."
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"Well, if you ever need to talk to anyone, I'm here for you."
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"Wait, wait, wait."
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"Please, anyone."
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"Technically, we're all dying,"
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"I'll wear that red thing"
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"Babe, our kids will be geniuses."
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"It suits you."
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"Babe, you don't have to hide from me."
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"and for once, I wanted to keep my word."
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"Raising three kids is going to cost $2 million."
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"- You wanted to see me? - Yes."
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"I go insane."
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"and agree to this exchange of services."
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"No, not according to my file here."
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"[Clatter]"
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"about anything forever, okay?"
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"She doesn't like attention, but she's there."
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"First my cousin Winona gets into a car accident"
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"Mm-hmm. [School bell rings]"
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"Andy?"
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"your right rear tire was a little flat,"
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"Babe, don't make me tell. I don't wanna break my promise."
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"Really? Oh."
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"I have to finish hogging out the cheeks on these lap joints."
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"Everything is a-okay coolio beans."
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"- [Crying] - Uh-oh."
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"his wife was cheating on him."
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"I have only one request--"
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"This is insane. Three kids?"
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"and you know what happened?"
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"I just get all of their birthdays out of the way"
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"Sure, but the good news is,"
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"'Cause we have to do that thing."
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"by the Indiana scholarship for pretty blondes who like to read."
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"who just hit triple cherries in her uterus."
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"while wearing a glittery crown?"
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"has the hookup at all the good preschools."
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"to come with me to my daughters'..."
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"He teaches music at that school, and he is a nightmare."
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"to keep an eye out for my ex-boyfriend Joe."
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"and now we got the proof!"
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"a going-out-of-business sale."
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"Thank you all for coming to this wonderful and calm event."
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"Well, I'm sorry."
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"So you're not, like, dying?"
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"unless you choose the right grail."
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"I'm dying."
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"[Clears throat] Gotta go make some muffins."
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"Now you're a dad."
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"we can just ask Dr. Saperstein what he thinks."
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