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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - One in 8,000 (S06E06)

"Plus, we need lights, generators,"
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"Why don't we put a pin in this?"
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"No, but my brain is about to explode from stress."
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"I am not good at keeping secrets."
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"Okay, we are going to have a doctor's appointment,"
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"My neighbor Eric-- he's kept a secret for 20 years."
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"Okay."
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"Keep your voice down, woman!"
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"The elementary school."
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"just so she could get a discount on a plane ticket."
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"You're stressing out for two now."
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"a personalized Johnny Karate song tomorrow,"
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"so I need you to come to the auction."
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"[Sighs] Auction?"
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"Okay, we need a better system."
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"You're acting weird. Excuse me."
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"[Breathing heavily]"
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"[Saw whirring]"
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"It's nice to put a face to the name."
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"Well, I gotta get back to my classroom."
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"It's a pleasure to meet you, Ron."
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"- It wasn't a competition. - All right."
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"Oh, and there's another one."
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"No, you're not, 'cause look who's hiding over here."
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"- Triplets. - Triplets."
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"I can't believe it."
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"Matthew McConaughey in a hammock on the beach."
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"I just multiplied all our future expenses by three,"
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"And Saperstein wants us to relax?"
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"and I love you."
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"We are so [bleep] screwed."
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"What did you do now, Joe?"
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"It's the best muffin I've ever had."
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"one day a year."
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"- Good, I need one. - Also, tell me your secret."
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"Jeez."
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"Do I hear 40?"
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"We're all just calm and happy people"
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"enjoying ourselves together on earth."
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"Leslie, that's less than face value."
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"I don't have the gavel, so I'm powerless."
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"I wrap myself around her, I soak up all of her stress,"
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"and then after the kids are born,"
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"♪ lips are closed, hands are still ♪"
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"♪ you should really try it, listen well, listen well ♪"
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"It's just a hardwood clamping block"
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"Thirsty there, big guy?"
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"Do you remember the time when you put sleeping pills"
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"That's very sweet."
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"- Would you mind doing that? - No, not at all."
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"I am hanging on by a thread over here."
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"So just don't say anything to anyone"
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"Okay. Bye."
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"I'll bid 100 bucks."
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"Now that is the steal of the day."
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"I think it's going great. You want a head massage?"
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"So, um, Andy told me what's going on."
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"And I wish I could say it was the first time, but--"
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"can it be painful?"
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"Come on, Pearl, jump in."
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"This is signed by the Red Hot Chili Peppers."
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"- so no one gets stressed out. - Fine."
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"I'm more of a Jack Johnson guy."
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"Okay, give it back."
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"- Give it back! - [Grunts]"
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"[Screams] Ben!"
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"Oh, my God, there's blood everywhere."
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"You have very weak hands."
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"you could've lost a thumb."
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"Come on."
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"sit on the couch, eat homemade pasta,"
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"He's constantly being respectful,"
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"but don't confuse drama with happiness."
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"Fine. I'll tell you the secret."
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"They're moving again to China...town in France."
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"so I patched it, and I inflated it for you."
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"Museums, opera, nightclubs."
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"or I'm at a Seattle Sounders game."
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"I promise not to cheat on you"
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"to raise money for the concert, right?"
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"I mean, hey, you're looking at a woman"
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"- It'll be fine. - No, not the concert."
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"I mean, of course it's the most amazing"
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"and wonderful thing to ever happen,"
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"It's now called the Virginia Woolf prize--different time."
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"I mean, maybe I can get a refund."
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"Honey, can you just breathe for a second?"
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"Leslie, these numbers are going to determine everything"
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"maybe we should move because we could make more money,"
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"and there's no one here to wring me out."
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"- Benjamin Wyatt... - I don't even know--"
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"Everything that we have been through--"
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"Come on. I have an idea."
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"but at this point, I'm done talking about him."
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"I was talking about you."
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"Your family has made you a more patient"
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"- You take that back. - Come on, Swanson."
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"you'd be playing matchmaker for me"
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"- [Sighs] Damn, really? - Yes."
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"I just thought, when we got married,"
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"'cause it's super juicy-- you ready?"
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"It was a pointless ruse designed to waste time."
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"The truth is... I'm pregnant."
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"Congratulations."
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"Gayle and I have kept everything our girls ever used,"
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"Andy and I can babysit anytime,"
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"no thanks to you people."
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"while I do all the hard work?"
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"Congratulations, I suppose."
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"That's nice of him."
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"So what do we got so far? We need big-ticket items."
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"I got the Red Hot Chili Peppers"
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"to send us a signed guitar."
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"That's great, April. How'd you do that?"
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"It's a long story, but the short version is,"
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"I'm currently catfishing Anthony Kiedis."
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"We're throwing a charity auction to raise money"
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"for the unity concert,"
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"and we're gonna need it too,"
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"if I'm gonna perform Islands In the Stream"
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