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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - One in 8,000 (S06E06)

"Oh, my gosh."
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"Barbara, don't even mention it."
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"Look, I hate it when my students are upset,"
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"so I just went out, driving around."
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"I checked a few neighborhood parks."
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"It took barely six hours."
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"Oh, how can we ever repay you?"
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"No need. Would you like a muffin?"
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"You're welcome, guys."
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"You're welcome. Oh. [Patting on the back]"
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"So whose birthday is it anyway?"
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"Oh, who knows?"
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"I got so many kids from different women,"
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"Ladies. [Clears throat]"
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"Okay, so when this ends,"
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"we have a half hour to get to the next party."
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"That gives us 15 minutes of travel time"
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"and 15 minutes for you to take a wet-nap shower in the car."
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"Tell me now."
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"Oh, jeez, this is heavy. Pardon me."
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"It's about Larry."
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"He is very sick. He has some kind of disease."
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"Oh, so that's why you've been so nice to him"
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"and let him carry all your stuff."
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"Yes, that's the reason. Good call, babe."
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"Poor guy."
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"Hello, everyone."
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"Our first item up for bid is two all-access V.I.P. passes"
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"Let's start the bidding at $40."
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"Thank you. 40. We can beat this. 50."
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"Anyone for 50? $50. Thank you, sir."
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"Any higher? No?"
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"Well, that's fine."
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"You need passion, zeal, showmanship."
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"I respect the hierarchy of the auction!"
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"Thank you, Craig. Hey, are you doing all right?"
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"- Yeah. - You want to do some tai chi?"
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"Leslie is already the queen of stress,"
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"so I have to be like her stress shamwow."
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"someone can squeeze me out into a bucket."
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"- Ron! - Ron!"
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"Ron, play with us!"
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"- Okay. - Ron, play with us."
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"Girls, Ron's got sharp tools now."
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"- Oh, Ron! - Ladies."
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"♪ Eyes are watching, ears are listening ♪"
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"All: # feet are very quiet #"
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"That was well played."
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"Children their age respond positively to melody and rhyme."
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"They are great girls."
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"You must feel very lucky to be their stepdad."
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"I do, indeed."
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"If you'll excuse me, Joe,"
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"Oh, maybe you could use this jig I made."
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"connected to a small piece of hackberry."
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"You could use it to locate your cuts for the inside shoulder..."
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"Both: Without having to reset the fence."
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"Well, jeez, yes. Thank you so much."
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"in my soda?"
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"I fell right over in the middle of a town hall meeting."
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"Mm, no. I don't remember that."
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"Yes, it went over really big."
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"Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
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"that I have not been able to get to all day,"
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"and even against the wall, nothing will do it."
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"Just--if you could, like-- okay, go up."
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"Go up the back. [Groans]"
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"Can I just please tell just April?"
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"but it's complicated. There's a lot going on."
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"You can say "Okay.""
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"I didn't mean to say "Bye.""
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"Our next item up for bid is the naming rights"
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"for our children's tent,"
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"so let's start the bidding at $1,000, please."
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"1,000? Anyone want to--"
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"Oh, thank you, madam."
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"A very wealthy and elegant-looking woman"
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"with a diamond-encrusted eye patch just raised her hand."
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"Don't look at her."
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"She's real. So do I hear 2,000?"
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"Ooh, yeah, here we go."
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"- Well... - There's no sheik."
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"It looks like we've got a real bidding war between..."
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"- An elegant-- - 'Cause there's no sheik,"
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"and there's no old lady with a diamond--"
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"what is it, a diamond eye patch?"
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"- 3,000, says the gentleman... - There's no 3,000."
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"With the crazy hat and a monkey on his shoulder."
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"- It's 100 bucks. It's my bid. - That is outrageous."
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"That's the only bid out there right now."
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"Naming rights for the kids' tent go to Jamm Orthodontics"
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"for 100 smackers."
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"Okay."
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"I was trying to keep it hush-hush."
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"It's kind of embarrassing."
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"Or, like, you know, I'm here, standing near you."
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"Well, earlier today, I was licking icing off of my finger,"
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"and then, boom, I swallow my wedding ring."
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"No, no, no, I mean,"
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"I've gotten very good at passing it."
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"It's just a matter of getting out the old colander."
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"Don't make me pull the permits on your rental units."
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"Hey, all the paperwork on those buildings"
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"are under my dog's name,"
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"so if you got a problem, take it up with Princess."
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"Honey, why don't you take a whale-sounds break, okay?"
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"I'll finish this up."
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"Guys, come on, now."
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"Just think about all their great songs,"
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"covering everything from the culture"
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"of Southern California"
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"to drug use in Southern California."
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"- I'll bid 30 bucks. - Okay."
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"This is easily worth $500. Come on."
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"We're just trying to raise some money for this concert,"
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"50 and another win for Old Herman."
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"Why would you erase the signatures?"
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"If you want it so bad, bid on it."
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"I don't like the Red Hot Chili Peppers."
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"It's not even the original lineup."
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