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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - One in 8,000 (S06E06)

"with a Sacagawea hologram."
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"microphones, water, that boring stuff too."
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"Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, okay."
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"- All right, yep. - Just, like--"
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"Everybody, keep working. We'll be back."
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"Andy, hey, you haven't told anyone about the baby, right?"
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"That's exactly what I told Kyle when he told me"
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"- Andy, come on! - Ah! See? Oh!"
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"and then after that, we can probably tell people."
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"So just hang in there, please."
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"He's in Witness Protection."
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"[Triumphant music]"
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"I need to ask you for a..."
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"favor."
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"[Shouts] What? Ron Swanson asking for help?"
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"Part of the unity concert is a youth revue"
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"about the history of Pawnee."
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"They require volunteers, so I want you"
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"public elementary school"
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"to help make costumes."
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"I'll do you this solid, but you're gonna have"
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"- He's my Tammy. - Your Tammy?"
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"Donna, my two ex-wives are the worst people in the world."
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"Tammy two once seduced a coroner"
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"and had me declared legally dead"
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"When I'm with Joe,"
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"he turns me into a person I don't like or recognize."
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"I understand this problem well"
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"We need to raise a minimum of $30,000"
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"from the auction, or else the concert's gonna be in trouble."
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"What else can we auction off? What about those fish?"
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"Think they're valuable? Cover me."
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"Maybe you should start taking it easy."
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"Hmm, that's actually a pretty decent t-shirt idea."
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"Babe, I cannot slow down."
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"The concert is in three weeks."
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"Let's saddle you up and put some jelly on the belly."
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"- He's a little weird. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Look at me! - Jeez."
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"Okay, here's what's happening--I want to auction off"
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"Okay, yeah. Let me write that down."
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"Andy, you already have three Johnny Karate shows tomorrow."
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"Oh, I forgot, other hand. Crap."
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"Look, I'll just write down an itinerary for you,"
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"so you can just focus on songs."
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"Okay, well, you have to catalog all this stuff."
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"I mean, this is hours' worth of work."
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"What is that? "Don't tell secret"?"
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"Andy, if you have a secret, you have to tell me."
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"That's the whole point of marriage."
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"You get twice the secrets."
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"Dude, it is nothing. I don't have anything."
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"I'm not acting weird."
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"I have to get back to work now."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'm getting a picture of you"
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"volunteering at a public elementary school"
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"in case I ever need to blackmail you."
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"That's Joe, 12:00."
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"Donna, how are you?"
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"- It's really nice to see you. - Mm-hmm."
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"Thank you so much for helping out."
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"These kids are so lucky to have your fashion expertise."
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"Hello, Joe. My name is Ron Swanson."
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"I am Donna's work-proximity associate."
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"Oh, my gosh, Donna has told me so much about you."
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"And if either of you guys need anything at all today,"
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"please do not hesitate to ask, okay?"
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"- I'm onto you, friend. - What?"
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"Tread lightly."
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"Okay."
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"Now, Ben wants me to slow down,"
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"but I have this huge project coming up,"
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"and slowing down isn't really my jam."
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"Your body is going through some changes,"
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"but you're a healthy gal, right, Leslie?"
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"There is no reason for you not to be yourself."
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"[Laughs] I win."
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"Let's see what's going down in baby town."
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"[Beep] [Leslie and Dr. Saperstein gasp]"
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"There's your healthy baby."
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"Oh, wow."
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"The baby has two bodies?"
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"Twins. Ben, we're having twins."
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"[Laughs]"
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"Triplets? Triplets?"
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"And here's a fourth. I'm so sorry, no."
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"It's a little fleck of cream cheese on the screen."
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"- [Sighs] - Just triplets."
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"Wow, you guys really dodged a bullet."
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"Can you imagine raising four children at one time?"
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"Ha, a nightmare."
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"We knocked it out of the park on the first try."
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"If we do this right, we can be parents"
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"to 1/3 of the supreme court!"
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"- This is insane. - This is amazing."
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"I always knew we were one in a million,"
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"Well, actually, one in 8,000."
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"Triplets occur a lot more frequently than you imagine,"
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"- especially at your age. - Oh."
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"Your body is prone to releasing multiple eggs."
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"It's what we doctors like to call--"
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"and I don't mean to be insensitive--"
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"So, doctor, um, what do we--"
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"like, what do we do? Like, what do we do?"
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"Um, how do we-- how--how--how--"
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"how-- what do we do?"
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"The first thing you do is, you forget everything"
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"that I said before because you, young lady,"
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"need a lot of rest and especially avoiding stress."
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"Leslie, I need you to be Buddha on quaaludes,"
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"and, Ben, you are"
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"All right, all right. All right."
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"The numbers got a lot higher."
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"I think I heard the computer laugh at me."
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"Are you ready to go, my gentle dove?"
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"Oh, I will be there in two flaps of a butterfly's wing,"
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"Thank you so much."
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"We thought we were gonna have to tell Dylan"
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"that his doggie was gone forever."
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