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Clips from South Park - World Wide Recorder Concert (S03E03)

"- Yup. - Me, too."
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"to save my mother's life."
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"I think if someone said,"
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"- He could have a knife, though! - Yeah, sure, a knife!"
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"- How do we write the note, Cartman? - Lowest E-flat..."
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"- Let's see, I think it looks like this. - All right."
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"- That should do it. - Sweet!"
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"I can't wait to see them crap their pants in front of everybody, you guys!"
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"Okay, let's get back to the room!"
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"Revised music for tomorrow?"
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"Not hearing anything."
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"No, I think all my work here is done."
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"We sure can!"
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"Well, I've got a world-wide-telecast recorder concert to get to!"
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"I will! Goodbye, Mom!"
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"Goodbye, Dad!"
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"Here you go, a hundred bucks."
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"Thanks."
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"We have to watch them! We can't miss it!"
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"Are we all ready to play?"
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"Oh, no, dude! Look!"
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"It's the music we changed!"
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"Dude, if four million people play the brown noise at the same time..."
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"One! Two! Ready peter!"
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"Tom, I'm standing in New York City"
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"Like the rest of the world, everyone here has crapped their pants."
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"Some crapped themselves to death."
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"but the big question that remains is"
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"Well, I'd say other than making everyone in the world crap their pants,"
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"Really well? Really well?"
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"Look at something happening again. Is that go really well?"
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"we've got a long bus ride back to Colorado, m'kay."
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"We were so worried about how cool we looked to those New Yorker kids"
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"- Huh? - Here they are!"
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"Hey, not so fast!"
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"We know that it was you guys"
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"- Yeah, we knows all about it! - Oh, no."
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"- Huh? You do? - Sure, I mean,"
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"And that's pretty cool. I mean, that's pretty amazing."
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"Goodbye!"
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"You know, it's funny, you kiss just like my dad!"
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"You all remember playing the recorder in elementary school?"
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"Well this Saturday, in Oklahoma City,"
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"over four million third-grade students from all over the country"
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"will gather in one place and at the same time"
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"Okay, children, we've still got some time to practice the song"
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"and I wanna make sure that South Park is the best!"
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"What the hell was that?"
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"- Shut up, fat ass! - No, seriously!"
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"Kyle's mom says Kyle's getting really good at fingering!"
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"is not going to be the only ones who don't know the song!"
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"Try again! Recorders up."
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"Sure, if you like the sound of a peacock getting its neck broken."
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"Okay, kids, we have some news."
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"so the four-million-recorder children's event is being moved to Arkansas."
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"Arkansas?"
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"so that your parents will know where you are, m'kay?"
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"Mr. Mackey, can I talk to you for a second?"
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"M'kay."
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"Why can't you go to Arkansas?"
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"Arkansas is where I grew up."
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"My father still lives there."
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"I haven't seen my father for 23 years."
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"Saturday. Last Saturday."
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"Don't look at me!"
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"I'll go on your bastard trip but just don't look at me!"
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"We're trying to find the brown noise."
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"What's "lose bowel control"?"
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"Oh, brother, here we go again."
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"Cartman, there is not a sound frequency that makes people crap their pants!"
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"crap yourself till you look like Karen Carpenter."
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"Who's Karen Carpenter?"
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"dealing with the memories of your father's sexual abuse"
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"Oh, good one, Sherlock,"
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"you figure that out all by yourself?"
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"is to go see his father."
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"No! No, you moron!"
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"Mr. Garrison can't let the memories in!"
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"Just leave us alone!"
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"Why would he want to talk to a second-rate,"
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"dopey-ass elementary school psychologist?"
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"There's monkeys that make better counselors than you!"
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"Why, you son of a bitch!"
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"I'm gonna kick your ass, m'kay?"
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"Yeah!"
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"You may have won this time, Mr. Hat."
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"M'kay, I want everyone to stay together, m'kay?"
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"- Nobody move! - School?"
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"next to the kids from New York!"
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"No! No! Don't put the Florida kids in the building!"
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"Hey, look at the freaking Eskimos in their little hats and gloves!"
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"Whoa, look at this kid's coat! Eh, kid, what's the matter?"
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"- We're not rednecks! - Yeah! That's Texans, butthole!"
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"Oh, yeah? Well, you look like a bunch of queefs to me!"
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"Oh, brother! You guys don't even know what a queef is, huh?"
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"Are all redneck queefs from Colorado as stupid as youse?"
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"- All right, dickhole... - I need everyone's attention please!"
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"We will now all be moving in an orderly fashion to our assigned hotels."
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"Please follow your group leaders to check in."
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"I can't find the word "queef" anywhere!"
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"Let's try the dictionary. "Queasy, Quebec, queen, quelch.""
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"I told you guys! Here it is right here! "The brown noise.""
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"Damn it, Cartman!"
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"See? That means crap your pants!"
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""The brown noise is believed to be 92 cents"
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"Come on, we have to find out what queef means!"
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"Keep reading!"
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"I can do this. I have to do this."
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"Hello, Dad."
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"Can I come in?"
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"You want a beer or something?"
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"No, I don't think that will solve any of our problems."
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"I have a lot of demons that I need to face, Father."
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"Okay. Like what?"
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"I've come to ask you about the sexual abuse, Dad."
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"- What? - I have to know why!"
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"Right here and now we're going to talk about this!"
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"What the hell are you talking about?"
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"I never sexually abused you!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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