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Clips from South Park - World Wide Recorder Concert (S03E03)

"It's the largest third-grade recorder concert ever!"
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"Special guest conductor, Yoko Ono!"
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"The world will be watching!"
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"There's gonna be over four million third-graders"
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"from all over the country there"
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"Okay, recorders up"
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"God damn it, I don't think you children have been working on your fingering!"
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"Kyle was working on his fingering with his mom all night long!"
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"Shut up, Eric!"
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"There's gonna be four million children playing this song"
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"at the same time on their recorders"
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"and so help me God, South Park Elementary"
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"And a one and a two and a..."
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"M'kay, that's sounding great, kids!"
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"There has been a terrible flood in Oklahoma, m'kay,"
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"But I'll hand out these updated contact sheets"
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"What? We can't find anybody to fill in for you."
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"Mr. Garrison, I know this is very difficult, m'kay."
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"But I must ask,"
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"is there a history of sexual abuse in your family?"
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"When was that?"
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"He's a paraplegic but..."
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"He molested you when you were a boy?"
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"Mr. Garrison, I think when we get to Arkansas"
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"You need to face this demon in your closet, m'kay?"
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"No? How about this?"
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"That's the scientific term for crapping your pants."
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"Mr. Garrison isn't here, right now."
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"M'kay, Mr. Garrison, you're just having a hard time"
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"M'kay, I think the best thing for Mr. Garrison to do"
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"M'kay, Mr. Hat, you need to let me talk to Mr. Garrison, m'kay?"
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"What did you say?"
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"You heard me, jackass!"
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"Whoa, Mr. Mackey and Mr. Hat are fighting."
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"Be quiet back there!"
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"No."
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"- Oh, we're from South Park, Colorado. - All right!"
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"South Park School, you go over there"
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"Yeah!"
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"You a freaking burn victim or something, what?"
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"I didn't know they was inviting rednecks to this event!"
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"You guys. What's a queef?"
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"Of course we know what a queef is, you queef!"
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"Oh yeah? Well, what is it, then?"
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"Yeah, see you later, queefs!"
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"Hey! I found it! You guys, I found it!"
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""An oscillation of sound that causes the bowels to loosen.""
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""below the lowest octave of E-flat.""
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"Your mom's out at bridge night."
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"- Though you seem to think it did! - What?"
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"I need to know some things."
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"- What? - Was it that I was ugly?"
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"I wasn't good enough for you, was that it, Dad?"
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"Sure, you could go off and screw any whore on Ryland Street,"
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"but when it came to your own son you were just too busy!"
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"All right, everyone, quiet please!"
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"Please for your imagine song maybe with me if I say so."
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"You heard her, we'll start the rehearsal in a few minutes."
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"and we still don't know what "queef" means."
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"We can make up a word, and then use it"
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"and then they'll act like they know it and we'll bust them!"
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"Yeah! That'll make them look stupid!"
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"You guys are nothing but mung!"
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"- We busted you! - Yeah!"
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"Mung isn't even a word! We made it up!"
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"Mung is so a word!"
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"- It is? - Yeah, sure it is."
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"Come on, guys, let's get away from these rednecks"
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"before we get redneckicitis or something."
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"It's so nice to see you, son."
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"I have some things I really need to talk to you about."
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"About what?"
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"No! No! If I knew I would have made him do it."
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"You stood by and let it happen!"
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"I didn't! You knew I didn't!"
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"No! I didn't know! I'm not listening!"
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"We must have a practice here, imagine song,"
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"much before the performance tomorrow please."
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"we need to pay closer attention to the sheet music!"
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"Hey! That's it, Kenny!"
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"This is got stop, please, you guys."
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"What we gonna do?"
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"My name is Mr. Mackey."
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"- I'm his therapist, m'kay. - Oh, brother."
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"Oh, I guess that's a little different."
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"A little, yeah!"
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"He sees all that and assumes that you didn't molest him"
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"I didn't do it because it's wrong!"
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"I know, I know."
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"through Mr. Garrison's mental state."
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"There comes a time in every father's life when he must ask himself,"
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"But family is about compromises, m'kay."
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"Don't lose your son over this, Mr. Garrison."
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"Don't lose your son, m'kay?"
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"Am I the only sane person left on Earth?"
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"Tomorrow, the world will be tuning in"
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"as over four million children play"
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"Words to live by."
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"Don't really have any pyjamas, guess I'll just"
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"- sleep in my boxers or something. - Should be fine."
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"I'll leave the door open a little in case you"
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"I'll just be going up to bed now."
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"Guess maybe I won't even wear those boxers."
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"You don't love me!"
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"- I want to die! - God damn it!"
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"Calm down, Cartman! You found what?"
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"Here, look, okay,"
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"let's see, like that. Okay, ready, Kenny?"
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"- No way! - I don't believe it!"
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"I'm seriously, you guys!"
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"Okay."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"They should bring back another season of Chicago Hope, though, seriously."
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"I'm having some troubles at home."
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"Well, come on, tell us about it!"
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"Well, can I ask you guys a difficult question?"
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"Would you have sex with your mother"
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"to save your father's life?"
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"No. No way."
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"I think I would have to have sex with my father."
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