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Clips from South Park - World Wide Recorder Concert (S03E03)

"Well... No!"
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"There are over four million of you, so we must have quiet!"
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"At this time, I would like to introduce the woman who is making this all possible."
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"Yoko Ono!"
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"to recite my sing-song, My Country 'Tis of Thee."
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"We can still pretend like we know what it means."
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"No, they'll catch on."
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"Let's make up our own word!"
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"What word can we make up?"
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"- No, no, not finkleroy. - How about geebo?"
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"- Mung's good! - Here they come!"
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"Well, hello there, queefs."
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"All bundled up nice and warm, are we?"
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"- What did you call us? - We're not mung! You're mung!"
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"Oh, so you know what mung means, huh?"
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"Yeah, you think we wouldn't know what mung means?"
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"You guys are even stupider than I thought!"
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"Yeah. Mung is the stuff that comes out"
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"when you push down on a pregnant woman's stomach."
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"Yeah! Next time you make up a word don't make up one that already exists!"
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"Mother, did you know that"
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"That... That can't be."
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"He never did, Mom. Not once!"
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"- Often! - He never did, Mom!"
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"And I think you knew he never did!"
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"I'm not listening!"
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"Face it, Mother! He never abused me!"
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"- What's going on? - Mother won't hear the truth!"
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"He says you didn't molest him as a child!"
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"You can't close your eyes forever, Mother!"
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"All right, people, so many people of the class, all right."
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"Remember, if you get lost, just follow along with Mr. Kenny G, here."
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"Then we'll know the brown noise!"
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"And you one seven thousand."
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"That was terrify!"
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"That was horribee!"
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"What the hell is that lady talking about?"
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"- Mr. Garrison Senior? - That's me."
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"I'm your school counselor, m'kay."
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"Look, I didn't sexually abuse my son when he was younger!"
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"- You didn't? - No!"
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"He's upset because I didn't molest him!"
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"He thinks that if I don't molest him, it means I don't love him!"
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"Well, what's he supposed to think, Mr. Garrison?"
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"I mean, look at all the media,"
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"talking about sexual molestation, m'kay."
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"because of some flaw in his looks or personality."
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"But I'm afraid this problem has run very deep"
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"I'm worried that if you don't do something, it could kill him."
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"Hold on a second. Are you actually suggesting"
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"that I have sex with my 41-year-old son?"
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""How far would I go to save my son's life?" M'kay?"
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"Well, I've said all I can say."
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"I know it's difficult."
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"My Country 'Tis of Thee on their recorders."
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"It is by far the largest gathering of little plastic recorders in human history."
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"Yoko Ono had this to say."
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"Well, Mom said I could sleep in the guest room tonight."
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"I'm not going to molest you!"
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"I wish we could find a way to get back at those New Yorker kids!"
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"The brown noise! Kenny and me found the brown noise!"
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"I crapped my pants!"
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"- That's amazing! - I told you guys!"
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"That they should bring back Chicago Hope for another season? Totally!"
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"No! That we could use the brown noise"
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"to get back at those asshole New Yorker kids."
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"- Oh! - Yeah, dude!"
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"You look kinda sad."
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"We always help each other out, don't we, fellows?"
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"- Yeah! - Yeah, that's right."
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"All right, it's just that... I mean, we're all family men here, right?"
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"- Yeah! - Sure are!"
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"I am, I know that!"
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"- Absolutely. - Of course."
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"All right, would you have sex with your son, to save his life?"
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"No, I got a better one!"
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""Have sex with your mother or else I'll shoot him"?"
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"- Yeah. - Oh, that's a tough one."
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"How about if someone made you have sex with your mother"
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"But if it was to save my mother's life,"
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"Actually, I'm just talking about a son."
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"It depends though, how big a gun are we talking here?"
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""I'm gonna kill your son", but he didn't have a gun, I wouldn't do it."
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""I'm going to kill your mother while having sex with you,""
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"- Yeah, I would. - That makes sense."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Now, all we do is, wipe out the last note on their sheet music"
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"and change it to the tone Cartman played. Come on!"
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"There."
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"What's this?"
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"Chip, did you get revised music for tomorrow?"
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"- What? - Ms Ono has made revisions again."
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"We've got to get these copied four million times"
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"and make the revisions to the projected music!"
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"Don't stop, Dad, stop!"
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"Well, Mom, Dad, I guess I better be going."
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"The concert is gonna start soon!"
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"Are you sure you can't stay one more night, son?"
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"I feel closer to you than I ever have!"
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"Well, I just hope that now we can put the past behind us,"
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"and try to be a normal family again."
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"We'll be watching on TV."
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"Grey skies are gonna clear up"
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"Put on a happy face"
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"Oh, that's okay, keep your money."
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"four million third-grade students from all over the country"
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"playing My Country 'Tis of Thee on their recorders!"
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"Fasten your seat belts."
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"Dude, I can't wait till those New Yorker"
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"kids play the brown noise and crap their pants!"
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"Thanks. Okay, let's see the music!"
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"This is gonna be sweet!"
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"Oh no, what are they doing?"
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"No!"
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"but it could just as well be any town on Earth right now."
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"And still others"
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"ruined perfectly good pairs of pants."
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"how did this happen?"
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"our event went over really well!"
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"You gonna be a rickety, if I tell it again!"
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