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Clips from Friends - The One with the Ick Factor (S01E01)

"Yeah. Ha, ha."
Friends
"That'll stop when you pick up the phone."
Friends
"- Okay. Ooh, I'm on. - Okay."
Friends
"[IN MELLOW VOICE] Mr. Bing's office."
Friends
"And he has your number?"
Friends
"All right, I'll see that he gets the message. Bye-bye."
Friends
"- What? - [IN NORMAL VOICE] Ross says hi."
Friends
"Ah."
Friends
"This is so fun. All right, what do we do now?"
Friends
"Well, now I actually have to get to work."
Friends
""Most likely.""
Friends
"Okay, windows are clean, candles are lit."
Friends
"Ooh, belt's too tight. Gotta change the belt."
Friends
"Did I turn the fish? Nope, because I made lasagna."
Friends
"Mon, I don't understand."
Friends
"I mean, you've been dating this guy since, like, his midterms."
Friends
"I mean, why all of a sudden are you so?"
Friends
"Oh."
Friends
"What?"
Friends
"Could tonight be the night?"
Friends
"I don't know."
Friends
"Look, he's a great guy, and I love being with him, but, you know..."
Friends
"...things happen when they happen."
Friends
"You don't plan these things."
Friends
"- Oh. So did you shave your legs? - Yeah."
Friends
"Uh-huh."
Friends
"[BEEPER BEEPING]"
Friends
"Yeah, hi, I was just beeped."
Friends
"That's right. "JUMBO" with a U, sir."
Friends
"Judging by his number, I'd be a huge disappointment."
Friends
"[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]"
Friends
"See? It pays to know the man who wears my shoes."
Friends
"- Me. - Ah."
Friends
"- I didn't tell anybody that I knew you. - Why not?"
Friends
"They don't like you."
Friends
"- What? - I thought you knew that."
Friends
"Nah-uh."
Friends
"No. Everyone."
Friends
"You know, they used to like you a lot."
Friends
"But then you got promoted, and now you're all, like, Mr. Boss-Man."
Friends
"You know, Mr. Bing. Mr. Bing. Boss-Man Bing."
Friends
"[BOTH CHUCKLE]"
Friends
"I don't sound like that."
Friends
"[BOTH LAUGHING]"
Friends
"And I just kept thinking, "Why do people continue to go there?""
Friends
"Oh, ah."
Friends
"- Unless... - What?"
Friends
"Uh, unless you wanna stay over."
Friends
"Uh, before we get into any staying-over stuff..."
Friends
"Okay. Is this like "I have an early class tomorrow"..."
Friends
"...or "I'm secretly married to a goat"?"
Friends
"Well, it's somewhere in between."
Friends
"You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I'm not, uh..."
Friends
"Well, I mean, I haven't ever, um..."
Friends
"Are you a virgin?"
Friends
"You do know I was talking about you, right?"
Friends
"You know, you read about it. You see it in the movies."
Friends
"Oh."
Friends
"[ETHAN MOANING]"
Friends
"Listen, listen."
Friends
"Um, you told me something that was really difficult for you."
Friends
"And, um, well, I figure if you can be honest, then I can too."
Friends
"- Oh, God, don't tell me I did it wrong. - No."
Friends
"Um, okay. Here goes."
Friends
"Huh."
Friends
"But I figure, you know, that shouldn't change anything."
Friends
"I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are?"
Friends
"...as long as we're telling stuff, uh..."
Friends
"Oh, I'm a senior."
Friends
"Okay."
Friends
"Oh, God. I just had sex with someone who wasn't alive during the bicentennial."
Friends
"Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?"
Friends
"- You never told me how old you were. - That's different."
Friends
"My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states."
Friends
"Really?"
Friends
"Sorry."
Friends
"You know, you shouldn't even be here. It's a school night."
Friends
"Who?"
Friends
"Alrighty. Bye-bye."
Friends
"Ahem. It's just easier that way."
Friends
"Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream."
Friends
"No. Forget it."
Friends
"Well, why not? Was I doing something particularly saucy?"
Friends
"All right, fine. Um..."
Friends
"Well, you were not the only one there."
Friends
"Joey was there too."
Friends
"All right."
Friends
"...anybody else there?"
Friends
"- No. - You sure?"
Friends
"No, it was just the three of us."
Friends
"[CHUCKLES]"
Friends
"- You know what? - What?"
Friends
"Mon, Ethan called again."
Friends
"ALL: Mon!"
Friends
"- What? - Ethan called again."
Friends
"Oh."
Friends
"You know, sometimes just things don't work out."
Friends
"And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym?"
Friends
"I didn't say any... I did not say anything, I swear."
Friends
"He stopped by."
Friends
"JOEY: Next time you talk to him..."
Friends
"...could you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is?"
Friends
"Oh, my life is just so amusing. Heh, heh. Can we drop it now?"
Friends
"It's morphing time."
Friends
"Where you going?"
Friends
"- Nobody told me. - No, I know."
Friends
"That's part of the whole, you know, them-not-liking-you extravaganza."
Friends
"Just because I'm in charge, doesn't mean I'm a different person."
Friends
"Well, then you should come tonight, just hang out with them."
Friends
"Oh, but, um, could we not go together?"
Friends
"Mr. "I'm-One-of-You"-Boss."
Friends
"Mr. "I-Wanna-Be-Your-Buddy"- Boss-Man-Bing."
Friends
"Then I don't get it."
Friends
"Well, you know what, Chandler? I think you just gotta face it."
Friends
"You're the one that hires them and fires them."
Friends
"- They still say you're a great boss. - They do?"
Friends
"Uh-huh."
Friends
"But they're not your friends anymore."
Friends
"- But I just want to... - No, but you can't."
Friends
"Aren't you gonna...?"
Friends
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