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Clips from Friends - The One with the Ick Factor (S01E01)

"If she punches in "911," it means she's having a baby."
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"- Otherwise, I just ignore it. - What about Andre?"
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"And frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know."
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"Hey, did you guys check out those new hand dryers in the bathroom?"
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"I only said that so you'd think I was cute and vulnerable."
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"We can talk, we make each other laugh. And the sex. Oh, man."
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"Okay, I have no frame of reference, but I thought that was great."
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"You're actually gonna throw this away because it's icky?"
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"Look, this isn't easy for me either."
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"If you were a few years older or I was a few years younger..."
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"...I could really... - No, don't say it."
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"- Are your hands still wet? - They're moist."
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"- Yeah, right? Ahem. - Let's dry them again."
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"Thanks. Listen, about the weekly numbers, I'm gonna need them on my desk..."
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"SANTOS: Sure. - No problem."
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"Okay, that was Gerston, Santos, and who's the guy with the mustache?"
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"- Petrie. - Petrie. Right, right, okay."
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"Well, some people are gonna be working..."
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"[MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]"
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"[MOANING]"
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"RACHEL: Oh, that's nice."
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"[MOANING]"
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"Ross."
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"- Ross? - I'm here."
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"You are?"
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"Uh... Ahem."
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"- Wow. - What?"
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"[BEEPER BEEPING]"
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"- What? - Oh!"
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"- No. I'm having... I'm having a baby! - Oh. Oh!"
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"- Oh, my God. - I'm having a...!"
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"- The phone, the phone! - The phone. I don't have the phone. Aah!"
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"- Ross? - I'm hurt."
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"- Hey, Ross, look what I got going here. - Yeah, save it for the cab, okay?"
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"What, so I can't look nice? There might be doctors there."
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"- Yeah, like in a cab you... - Save it."
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"Baby coming. God."
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"[CRYING] I can't believe it. I'm gonna be an aunt."
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"- Oh, that's... - I'm gonna have a nephew."
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"Oh, that's nice. Get out."
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"- Come on. - Let's go, come on."
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"JOEY: All right, all right, I'm going, I'm going."
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"- Here we go. Here we go. - Rossy. Rossy."
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"- Shut up. - Tell me what?"
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"Last night, I had a dream..."
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"- Hello, Rachel. - Ugh."
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"I don't know. What are you wearing?"
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"You know, till I get back some of my massage clients."
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"She's having one of her boobs reduced."
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"[CHANDLER LAUGHS]"
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"How young is young Ethan? Young?"
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"...because I told him I was 22."
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"[PHONE RINGING]"
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"- Okay, I'm gonna be out there. - Okay."
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"JOEY: Hey, hey. How was the first day? - Hey. Oh."
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"Excellent. Everyone was so, so nice."
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"Well, because, you know."
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"- Who doesn't like me? - Everyone."
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"- What are you talking about? - Don't feel bad."
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""My scone!""
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"ROSS, JOEY & PHOEBE: "My scone!""
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""Tourists are being terrorized at Gunpoint.""
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"I, uh... I've kind of been waiting for the right person."
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"You keep saying that."
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"- Nothing wrong about that. - Oh. Ha, ha."
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"In high school."
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"- What were you thinking? - I wasn't thinking. I was busy falling..."
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"I'm like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad."
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"Oh."
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"There were times..."
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"Know what? I don't get this. A month ago, these people were my friends."
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"Let them see what a great guy you still are."
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"- You think I should? - I really do, yeah."
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"- Okay. Okay. PHOEBE: Okay."
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"This morning he got a call from what I think was our cousin Nathan."
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"Hey."
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"I have a wife. I have a job. I'm your congressman."
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"- It was. - Then what's the problem?"
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"Ethan, it's, um..."
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"- Hey, Chandler. - Hello, Mr. Bing."
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"What are you doing? We're going to a hospital."
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"- Joey, get out of the fridge. JOEY: All right, all right."
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"- What is that? - For the ride."
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"No, of course not."
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"[INTERCOM BUZZES]"
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"- No, no, no. - Oh."
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"What we did was wrong."
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"Was there, uh, heh..."
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"[BOTH CHUCKLING]"
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"- Love you."
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"- I am 26. - There you go."
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"You know, the karaoke thing? Tracy and I doing "Ebony and lvory"?"
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"I'm not in a meeting. I'm right..."
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"Okay, Andre should be there in about 45 minutes."
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"Ooh. Oh, I gotta go."
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"Yeah. Alrighty, bye-bye."
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"[ALL LAUGHING]"
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"- I thought that was just a rumor. RACHEL: True story."
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"[STAMMERS] We were just..."
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"Heh. Great. Now I'm having a baby."
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"I could be a secretary."
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"Work people?"
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"No, it's for when Carol goes into labor. She can get me wherever I am."
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"[BEEPER BEEPING]"
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"Will he know what this is in reference to?"
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"...by 9:00."
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"[BOTH CHUCKLE]"
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"Yeah."
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"I'm just such a dummy."
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"Ha, ha. You did not."
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"Or, like, "Could these margaritas be any stronger?""
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"...I have another one for you."
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"You have to give them something, you know?"
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"Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, oh, oh. Oh, this is it. Oh, my God. It's baby time. Baby time."
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"That is so not... That is so not... That..."
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"Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days..."
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""The hills are alive with the sound..."
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"And 13 months."
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