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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Animal Control (S05E05)

"I have to say, this is"
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"the greatest search committee ever assembled"
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"I'm not going to lie to you. I needed that."
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"- April Ludgate is beautiful... - Stop."
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"- You are talented... - No."
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"But most importantly, you're passionate about animals."
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"so send in the best candidate."
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"Wassup? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young."
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"I have one testicle-- whac-a-mole accident--"
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"Oh, is this that job? That's crazy! Never mind."
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"Why would you think Harris would be the best candidate?"
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"'Cause he's one of only two applicants"
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"with actual experience at animal control."
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"Uh-ohh. Does that mean--"
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"What up? Yo, my name is Brett."
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"I like burgers, and also, I'm very high right now."
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"- Dude, this is hilarious! - Oh, yo!"
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"- This is my boy! - Hey, "Wyld Stallyns"!"
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"You guys know why there are all those cops out there?"
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"Where are the cops at?"
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"- I gotta go. - Yo."
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"but we at the Sweetums Foundation,"
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"- You know what? Shut up. - All right."
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"and I'm feeling pretty generous, so why don't we"
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"take this conversation to the Pawnee Smokehouse?"
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"We're going out."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"Guys, we're going out. Let's scent up!"
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"- I got "Money Shot." - Yeah."
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"I got "Blood Spurt.""
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"Eh, go ahead."
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"So why do you want this job?"
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"You went to a four-year college."
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"Wow, so you're not even technically qualified"
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"to work at your current job."
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"- You're fired. Get out. - No, no, you're not fired,"
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"but we're definitely going to have to lower your salary."
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"Oh, well, fair's fair."
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"This may not be the job for you."
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"I know, but my therapist, Dr. Richard Nygard,"
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"told me to confront my fears."
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"Would you sign my cast?"
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"Yes, but just please don't give me this job."
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"The spaying and neutering tools,"
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"do you think those fit humans?"
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"- Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm. - And is there a lock"
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"on the spaying room door?"
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"Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm."
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"Thank you so much for coming in."
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"- Thanks for having me. - Okay."
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"Hello, Orin. Thank you so much for applying, now leave."
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"Hey, give him a chance."
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"What makes you qualified for animal control?"
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"I studied zoology in college,"
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"and I can control animals with my mind."
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"- Get out. - I made you say that."
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"I liked him."
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"Well, that was"
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"a truly depressing slate of candidates."
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"I think you've got several options."
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"They're all terrible, but you have them."
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"Before you begin, a few ground rules."
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"I need you to explain everything you do"
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"whether I will allow you--"
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"Balsa wood? You could at least use mahogany."
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"I'm writing you a prescription for penicillin."
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"We'll have the rest of your test results"
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"Not interested. Good day."
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"Wish all patients were like that."
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"You know,"
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"- Great point. - So the Sweetums Foundation"
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"has reduced pink eye in the rural community"
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"to 70%."
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"Snooze. You guys ever been fox hunting?"
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"We drug them pretty heavily so they can't get very far."
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"In fact, mostly, they just flop around on the ground."
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"Makes it easier to just walk up and "pow!""
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"Stupid foxes. It's deeply erotic."
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"That sounds amazing."
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"I'd love to."
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"I could bust out my Ralph Lauren Fall 2010 collection."
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"Copped it in 2012. Clearance rack!"
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"as long as it's not too bright or reflective."
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"You know, I want you blending in to the surroundings."
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"I think that guy wants to hunt me."
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"So, Dennis, not to interrupt--"
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"Then don't. Boom! Ha ha!"
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"Shut him right down!"
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"Excuse me?"
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"- Andy-- - How dare you"
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"talk to me like that?"
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"Where are your manners?"
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"Wrap it up! We're done!"
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"Donna?"
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"Gentlemen."
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"I run a children's break dancing studio"
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"Uh, a bat landed on my face once."
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"Hey, you know what, he's not a rack of ribs,"
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"so stop grilling him."
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"Ribs are better smoked than grilled,"
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"- I'd just get the gig. - Uh, ga ga ga--ho."
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"You did a heck of a job, Vernie."
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"Thanks, Jimbo."
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"Not bad, right? I mean, if he can catch raccoons"
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"That is an insane statement."
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"April, I got a present for you."
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"to be cracked and calloused like a railway worker."
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"I know. I filled the bottles with fake blood,"
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"- Really? Thanks. - On an unrelated note,"
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"who didn't care about animals?"
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"Except for Jerry, who was great,"
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"I was just happy to be considered."
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"Anyhoo, I nominated you for the position,"
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"and your confirmation hearing is in three minutes."
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"- Surprise. - No, I don't want the job."
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"You can have your mud and blood back."
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"April, please, you will be so good at it."
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"You are so good with animals."
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"Even if I wanted the job, I don't want to do"
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"the stupid confirmation hearing, okay?"
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