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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Animal Control (S05E05)

"Oh, this is a napkin where I wrote down"
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"Right?"
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"like in the beginning of The Flintstones."
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"and it's because the Animal Control Department"
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"They're great at ingesting and selling marijuana."
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"run by two pot-head losers."
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"but we've only been here for two minutes."
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"There's more than one way to skin a cat."
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"but you know, nobody get on the phone."
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"Ow, this hurts! This was one of my running feet!"
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"Are you drinking any fluids?"
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"The children were sniffling,"
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"rehydrate, and go to the doctor."
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"Please turn the thermostat up to 90 and leave me alone."
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"Ron, this isn't safe."
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"I am a grown man."
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"so if you don't mind--"
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"That seems about right."
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"Okay, pop quiz. Name the scent."
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"I'm trying to get more big companies"
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"and tom got us a meeting with Dennis Feinstein,"
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"Or possibly, insecticide. Whew!"
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"Tom will flatter and schmooze as only tom can."
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"Andy, you know, this is just a learning experience for you,"
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"Ben, put on something decent, like a tux."
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"I already took what I call a "dwyer shower.""
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"for some of this government's most incompetent employees."
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"Yeah, so our new director needs to be competent,"
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"depending on who you ask, but a good dude."
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"- How do you know him? - I do his teeth."
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"kind of take turns on departmental appointments."
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"This whole place runs on dibs."
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"This is how departments get mismanaged."
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"and then, we will interview all of them."
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"Boring!"
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"my thoroughly vetted candidate"
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"Ron! You redacted all the information."
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"- I answered some of them. - For "date of birth,""
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"- One. - That's it, one drink?"
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"- Allergies? - Cowardice and weak-willed men."
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"And hazelnuts."
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"Sexual history."
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"If I give as much as I get, I'm giving $20 million."
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"Ay yi yi."
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"and give it to needy people,"
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"- Huh. - Like Bill Gates."
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"Bill Gates is, like, a super nerd."
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"That's very good advice."
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"to find a new Animal Control Department head."
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"Chris Traeger can do more with one foot"
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"That's true. It's because I'm half wolf."
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"Okay, Donna, you took a look at all the resumes,"
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"I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks."
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"Harris, we know who you are. I literally just fired you."
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"- We live together! - Yo, we live in the same place!"
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"- spend our money wisely. - Okay."
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"You guys seem like pretty cool dudes"
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"I call dibs on "Ooze.""
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"Well, I love cats, and dogs sure are great."
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"Well, you have all the qualifications."
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"Actually, when I went there, it was just a two-year college."
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"I am very, very, very, very frightened of animals."
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"before you do it, so I can determine"
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"Oh!"
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"Ugh!"
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"There's something occluding your ear."
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"- Oh. - You've got strep throat."
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"It's really annoying when they ask questions."
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"they claim that smoking is bad for you,"
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"but is there any medical evidence"
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"has really accomplished a lot recently."
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"Wear whatever you want,"
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"How fast can you run?"
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"I have heard so much talking from you."
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"I don't want to hear your fat mouth say anything else."
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"- Boo! - Oh."
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"You're a dick."
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"and you treat me like this? I don't think so."
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"Hey! Show these garbage people out!"
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"Mr. Palletta, what is your occupation currently?"
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"Do you have any experience with animals?"
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"Nailed it."
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"so un-nailed it, with the back part of the hammer."
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"How many more questions are there gonna be?"
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"Hold up, that's enough. Thank you, you're done."
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"he's a home run."
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"Well, I don't see anyone better."
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"vinegar, and mud."
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"but who we had to pass on for other reasons."
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"Let's practice. What's your name?"
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"Climb into my papoose. Please do this."
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"We now resume the confirmation proceedings"
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"for director of the Animal Control Department."
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"Okay. Let's tear this chick a new one, shall we?"
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"showing how you sexually harassed"
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"Easily. Alcohol is delicious and fun..."
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"She's not ready."
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"Leslie, no one needs to be jammed today."
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"Okay, all we need is some kind of distraction."
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"Okay! Let's take a brief recess."
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"We just came to apologize."
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"I just started working here,"
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"that I would forgive you, and that's what you've done,"
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"It's nothing, really. I'm happy to help."
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"This check is made out to "Go [bleep] yourself.""
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"Dennis Feinstein helps no man!"
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"Get the hell out of my office!"
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"- Hey, what's your problem, man? - Why did you make me"
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"with all due respect..."
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"- Eddie, get my crossbow. - Crossbow? What the--"
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"Your blood pressure looks fine."
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"but your cholesterol is 120,"
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"You're dating a woman who has two kids, so every three days,"
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"It's not you, it's me."
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"- Are you breaking up with me? - I'm breaking up with the idea"
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"of you being director of Animal Control."
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"and let Vern become director. He does have good teeth."
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"Somebody wake up Milton. History is being made."
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"Animal Control would be way more effective"
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"Councilman, you have to admit that"
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