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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Animal Control (S05E05)

"that I already told Vern he got the job,"
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"I second that."
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"Retro-jammed."
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"from every dollar we make this month."
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"That's very generous, Tom."
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"and you can't drive it."
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"of Animal Control within the Parks Department."
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"You'll be amazing at it, and the best part,"
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"- Can I hire a Mexican elf? - No."
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"Oh, yeah, right, sorry."
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"You don't have to come in with me."
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"Those are some chairs. That's a cat or opossum."
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"a cool name for a dog. "Bark Obama.""
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"Is that-- what's happening here?"
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"Oh. Yo. Yeah. We found this bird outside."
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"We tried to turn it into a work whistle,"
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"Tougher than it looked, though."
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"We have a massive pest problem in this town,"
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"This place is a miserable suck hole"
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"Thanks!"
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"There may be a method to their madness."
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"Four. There's four ways to skin a cat. Regular blade--"
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"Ow! Ah! What is this?"
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"- Coyote trap, dude. - Ah! This hurts!"
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"Yeah, we got, like, a huge vermin problem."
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"I mean, we've been meaning to call somebody about it,"
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"You're the people you would be calling."
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"That is so trippy."
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"Ow! You're fired! You're fired!"
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"The whole department is fired."
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"- Yo, let's go to Jamaica. - No, we should go to Jamaica."
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"Oh, is that what you said?"
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"Yeah, dog."
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"Ron, you've been sweating in here all day."
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"No, you need to drink water."
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"Usually, I take it neat,"
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"but I will make an exception in the name of health."
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"Last night, I watched a movie with Diane and the girls"
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"in which an orange fish is separated from his father."
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"which I believed to be due to the sad nature of the film."
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"I was wrong."
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"You need to take off those layers,"
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"Thank you for your concern, I will be fine."
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"I have had a cold before, I need no help,"
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"Uh, "Spasm." No, "Butter Face"!"
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"- Very good! - Yes!"
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"Pawnee's premiere manufacturer of perfumes and cologne."
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"Oh!"
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"Dennis Feinstein belongs to a new generation of wealth--"
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"rappers, tech geniuses, X games medallists,"
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"and of course, "scent artists.""
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"It's a Lexus filled with Rolexes."
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"What's the point of that?"
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"To have it, which he does."
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"Okay, I'll lay out the benefits of donating."
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"so you just watch and listen."
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"I had to pull a lot of strings to get this meeting,"
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"so please, no one embarrass me."
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"Andy, you're hopeless, just take a shower."
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"I rubbed my armpits with air fresheners."
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"New car."
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"Animal control has long been a repository"
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"Jerry Gergich got his start there."
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"- Well. - All right, well."
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"effective, and not completely stoned all the time."
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"I got the perfect guy."
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"Friend of mine, bit of an alcoholic,"
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"a little grabby, either a war hero or war criminal,"
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"A few coffee stains up front, but his canines are insane."
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"Gosh, Jeremy, he sounds perfect."
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"- Are his gums great too? - Oh, yeah."
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"They are excellent, beet red."
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"I was being sarcastic."
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"I think we should open this to the floor"
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"- for more discussion. - Uh, maybe you would like"
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"Yeah, this one is mine, then Dexhart, then you."
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"Are you kidding me? You guys are all fine with this?"
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"Well, Milton's asleep, but the rest of you?"
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"No. We are going to be thorough."
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"and I encourage you all to do the same,"
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""Boring" is my middle name, so..."
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"is going to blow your candidate out of the water."
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"Oh, I guess I'm leaving. Good to see you. Great meeting!"
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"I'd like to object again"
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"to being brought here against my will."
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"Okay, I'm just gonna double-check your form here."
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"you wrote "springtime.""
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"- Which is true. - Everything you write down"
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"is confidential."
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"We need you to give real answers."
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"How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?"
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"- Do you exercise? - Yes."
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"Lovemaking and woodworking."
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"Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?"
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"I have an uncle who does yoga."
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"Okay. I'm gonna go get your doctor."
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"He's a rude, brash jerk. You'll love him."
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"I'm gonna cut right to the chase."
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"I don't like charity. I don't get it."
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"Feels to me like I'm giving money away,"
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"and getting nothing in return."
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"Well, that's not true."
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"You can really help your personal brand"
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"if you show that you're a mogul that gives as much as he gets."
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"That's how much I'm worth, 20...million...dollars."
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"Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Ah, he's disgusting, but I want to take his money"
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"so I'm just gonna keep on smiling. Yay!"
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"People who give to charity, they get amazing press."
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"Have you ever heard of Bill Gates?"
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"He lives in Seattle, guy with glasses."
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"Bill Gates?"
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"I know who Bill Gates is."
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"Is this some sort of nerd thing? Are you calling me a nerd?"
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"Uh, he meant Mark Cuban."
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"I can hang out with-- Mark Cuban."
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"- Yeah. - I'm interested now."
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"Keep talking."
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"Stay still."
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""Don't think about how much this itches.""
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