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Clips from The Boondocks - Lovely Ebony Brown (S03E03)

"I blame all of you."
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"I know many of you ladies are saying, "No, Robert!"
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"You can't take that good loving away from us!""
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"Well, it's too late. It's gone forever."
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"And so, with no regrets, I hereby commit"
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"Facebook hari-kari."
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"Delete!"
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"* I am the stone The builder refused *"
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"* That made lady Sing the blues *"
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"* The same spark That lights the dark *"
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"* I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun *"
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"* And I'm 'a remain a soldier *"
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"* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *"
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"Man, this weekly jog"
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"was a great idea, wasn't it?"
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"Hey, speaking of buddies,"
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"I read your Facebook suicide note, man."
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"I'm not just giving up on Facebook,"
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"I'm giving up on women. It's pointless."
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"These women out here are insane."
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"I mean, look at me. No black women in my life."
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"I'm happy as a nigga with a new gun."
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"Oh, preposterous? Preposterous. Really? Really?"
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"Is you happy?"
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"Sure am. Uh-huh. See?"
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"No black women in his life neither."
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"Nigga-free and that's how he need to be."
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"Just because I'm married to a white woman"
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"doesn't mean there's a single thing wrong with black women."
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"But you did marry a white woman."
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"You have to find the woman who makes you happy, Robert."
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"They squeeze out about seven or eight of them"
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"it's all downhill from there."
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"Look at that."
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"A black woman's body is the Temple of Doom."
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"When was the last time you saw a black woman jogging, Robert?"
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"Ask yourself that question."
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"super steroided shemales"
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"in the Olympics that tuck they testicles up, either."
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"Well, come to think of it..."
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"Ah-ha. That's what I thought."
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"You ain't never seen it because black women don't jog,"
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"that way they don't sweat out"
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"all them industrial-strength"
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"to straighten up they hair."
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"Mm, Sarah loves to jog."
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"Well, of course she do. Sarah is a human being."
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"Okay, fellas, enough of the guy talk,"
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"gibber-gabber, talkie-talk."
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"Can we just start running already? Come on."
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"You coming? I ain't running with y'all"
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"two niggas in the park."
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"Police might shoot me by mistake."
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"Oh."
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"* Doo-doo-doo-doo-dee *"
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"Mm."
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"Mm, mm, mm."
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"It's murder on my hair, but you know,"
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"no point in having the best hair at my own funeral."
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"I met a woman, and she asked me out on a date."
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"Grab the gun. Got it."
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"Hurry up, get to the car."
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"Where she at? Do we need to sneak out the back?"
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"I like this one. She's different."
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"to the safety of you, the people in this house..."
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"And really the entire neighborhood."
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"Not her, I met her at the park."
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"What was she doing in the park in the middle of the day? Huh?"
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"She was jogging. She looking for"
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"some lonely old man to take advantage of."
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"Really? I guess it's possible."
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"Know what? I'm gonna call her and cancel our date."
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"Can you just take it slow this time?"
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"Maybe not bring her back here"
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"until you're sure she's safe. Never mind."
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"I said I was giving up on women and that's what I'm gonna do."
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"Maybe your problem with women is you pick crazy ones."
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"But you can't hold that against"
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"every new woman you meet. Don't you always complain"
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"about women who can't let go of their baggage?"
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"Don't be a hypocrite, Granddad."
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"Be a hypocrite, Granddad."
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"I mean, Negro female."
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"Welcome to... Oh."
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"Ruckus, how can you work at all these places at one time?"
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"Hello, Robert. What a surprise"
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"to see you here with your"
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"female companion."
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"Robert, who's this?"
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"This is just the valet guy."
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"Mr. Valet Guy, can I speak to you over here"
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"about the car?"
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"Robert Freeman, I swear every time I'm ready"
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"to count you amongst the smartest of the accursed"
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"sons of Ham, you manage to prove me wrong."
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"I want you to leave us alone tonight, Ruckus."
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"to know each other. Oh, really? Really?"
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"She got kids, she got a police record,"
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"and she got debt up to her wide nostrils."
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"Well, we'll see about that."
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"But you just leave us alone."
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"Mm, you smell so good, Ebony."
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"Thank you."
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"Mm, everything looks great."
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"Robert? Uh."
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"Is something wrong? Nothing's wrong."
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"Just very excited to get to know you, that's all."
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"Tell me about yourself."
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"What do you wanna know? Anything."
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"You can tell me, uh, about the last time you were arrested,"
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"or a funny story about the collection agent,"
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"or about one of your many, many, many kids."
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"I've never been arrested,"
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"and I have perfect credit."
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"Really?"
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"Uh..."
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"I need to use the restroom."
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"No record, no kids, no nothing."
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"She passed the test."
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"She didn't pass the test."
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