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Clips from The Boondocks - Lovely Ebony Brown (S03E03)

"For as of today, I am deleting my Facebook account forever."
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"Like that bat-shit crazy Carlita,"
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"An average-sized man can smuggle more cocaine"
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"who lured me with promises of romance and free checkups,"
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"From now on, I'm out of the game."
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"* I am the visual The inspiration *"
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"* I'm the spark That makes your idea bright *"
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"* The inner glow That lets you know *"
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"* The promise Of what's to come *"
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"* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *"
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"Look at us. We're workout buddies."
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"Uh, I'm really sorry."
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"Robert, Robert, the key to happiness"
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"is to eliminate all black women from your life."
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"Now, Ruckus, that is preposterous."
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"little nappy-headed children by the time they 21,"
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"Oh, that woman's body over there, that's a temple."
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"And I ain't talking about them"
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"toxic avenger chemicals they use"
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"* I know you're The one for me, baby *"
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"I'm sorry, you don't mind"
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"if I stop here, do you?"
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"Uh, no. You... You're jogging?"
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"Well, just love keeping myself in shape."
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"Your dating life has been a serious threat"
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"Hello, there, chimpan... Uh, monkey..."
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"You're not gonna ruin this. We're just going to get"
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"Well, I'll tell you everything you need to know right now:"
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"I've never been here."
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"and I don't have any kids,"
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"But... Leave me alone, I gotta go pee."
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"and hair care products."
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"Fuck you. No, no, no, you don't."
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"Oh, I always hear y'all complain about"
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"a shortage of black men."
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"I can't do any better than jail?"
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"Robert, your friend is too funny."
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"ma'am."
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"And so Jesse Jackson tried to stand up all swole."
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"And then he pulled out a knife and said,"
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"I can't believe it, that actually happened?"
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"Stuff like that happen to me all the time."
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"I don't think he was playing. He wanted to cut my nuts off."
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"this credit crunch, because you just spent"
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"Here we go, you just won't learn."
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"Better than wonderful."
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"Seriously?"
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"Ma'am, we are so happy you showed up."
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"Bravo, bravo, bravo."
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"Yes, that is a very impressive set of prepared responses."
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"I think it's great that your friends care so much about you."
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"Well, I run a non-profit organization,"
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"We cured it. Wow, you cured it?"
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"You're wonderful. You are."
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"Now, now, we're just taking it slow."
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"Say good night to Miss Ebony."
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"I hope we can hang out again before you steal"
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"I just put on some weight recently."
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"You're so funny."
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"I just love your life."
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"with a pimp named A Pimp Named Slickback."
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"I love that Riley thinks everything is gay."
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"Yeah, I guess it is kind of fun."
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"Regular."
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"What am I gonna do? She's perfect."
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"So, what's the problem?"
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"she's got me, she's gonna move on"
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"Nah, she probably just got a young nigga on the side."
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"With all these young men"
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"She obviously likes you."
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"Like in the movies, you know?"
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"Finally. That which the darkie has done"
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"I didn't know she can do that."
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"What's wrong? You seem grumpy."
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"Oh, like Grumpy Old Men, huh?"
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"I get it."
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"Now I'm too sensitive? Is that it?"
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"Huh? No, I'm not saying that."
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"Are you okay?"
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"Huh? Hey. Hey!"
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"wonderful, glorious behind."
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"I may not have the pectorial muscles of a Michael Jai White,"
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"You. Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm."
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"Were you looking at my girl?"
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"I am so, so, so, so sorry, Ebony."
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"Oh, man, you fought for her?"
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"but it's a wrap."
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"She wasn't bad. She said she gonna"
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"You should get it in a couple of days,"
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"Granddad, I found her."
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"Goddamn, they keep coming up with these"
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"There should be one damn computer thing. That's it."
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"You didn't hear about the typhoon?"
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"but it's not healthy."
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"You don't look happy."
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"Goodbye, Robert."
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"Marry me, Miss Ebony Brown."
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"She's gone, Ruckus."
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"Hey, I wonder if Ebony can start one of them foundations"
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"and cure revitaligo."
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"I mean, she was a ape,"
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"but she was the prettiest ape I ever seen."
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"And don't forget to comment on my pics, LOL."
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"To whom it may concern."
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"This is Robert J. Freeman,"
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"astrophysicist, soccer star,"
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"ex-UFC welterweight champion."
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"For many of you, this will be the last time hearing from me."
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"I launched this page with high hopes"
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"that it might help me find a woman to love me"
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"on those lonely nights when I'm not jetting around"
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"the world fighting terrorism."
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"But all you bitches turned out to be bat-shit crazy."
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"the Dominican drug-queen."
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"in his rectum than you think."
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"He's just adorable!"
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"You can't make me!"
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"And that bat-shit crazy Dr. Ellen Jackson,"
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"and then tried to harvest my organs."
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"Fortunately, I don't blame myself."
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