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Clips from Veep - South Carolina (S07E07)

"Uh, we have a special guest today."
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"that I'm a firm supporter of the separation of church and state."
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"Not the White House."
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"But soon to be the "Black House.""
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"Mm-hmm."
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"- Good morning. - Good morning."
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"I don't need to tell you that church is a special place."
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"Dr. Jordan Thomas, Jr.: That's right."
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"And what happened recently in your community"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"And you might not wanna hear this."
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"But the real victims are the police..."
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""ing.""
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"Policing... that America does in the South China Sea."
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"That's right. I went there."
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"Chinese sovereignty over the Diaoyu Islands"
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"and the disputed mineral rights"
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"of the surrounding seabed."
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"Can I get an amen?"
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"Hello, everyone. I'm Mike McLintock,"
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"and Mc-welcome to the first episode of "McLintock..." I mean "talk.""
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"Today I have a BuzzFeed exclusive."
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"with Lurlene, Iowa's dog mayor,"
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"Mayor Richard Splett, are you there?"
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"Hi, Mike. Big fan of the show."
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"I'm just a mayor who now,"
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"temporarily, has a Slurpee machine in his office."
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"- Well... - I need my iPad."
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"what you were doing was so courageous?"
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"- Oh, good question. - Thank you. It's actually Wendy's."
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"Except the people who were there and didn't do anything."
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"You heard it here first."
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"Stick around for more McLintock"
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"with Mike McLin-talk."
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"What do you want, Keith?"
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"Wow. Okay."
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"Wo zai zehli bangmang."
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"Uh, is that Mandarin?"
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"Yes, it was. I happen to consult"
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"for a number of very large clients in Asia who have"
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"a strong interest in Sino-American relations,"
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"and they were very, very impressed and delighted by your sermon."
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"I would say that we're well past the point"
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"I... you know, I haven't committed to, um, anything..."
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"- Well, actually... - Hi, ma'am."
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"- What? - You need to hear this."
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"Look. Faith-based initiative just raised"
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"twenty-five million dollars."
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"Wow. Way to go, buddy!"
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"- All of a sudden, out of nowhere! Anonymously. - What? Um..."
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"Okay, I'll get out of you hair, ma'am."
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"It must've been the video I made, right?"
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"- It's a miracle. - Let's go spend twenty-five million dollars"
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"- Praise the Lord. - Right?"
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"Thank you."
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"You know who else thinks that I don't have the intelligence"
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"Yeah, no... yeah, boo!"
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"Amy Brookheimer."
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"And that is my chief strategist, Teddy Sykes,"
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"that's Eric something."
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"He's actually running against his own campaign. Macau, here we come."
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"And one more thing. I just found out from my stupid stepfather that..."
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"that math was created by Muslims."
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"Yeah. And we teach this Islamic math to children."
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"Math teachers are terrorists."
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"I may be a registered sex offender,"
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"from being taught to American children."
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"God fuck America. No more math! No more math!"
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"No... are you... she's fine. She's fine."
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"Well, I'll tell you one thing."
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"- Mostly black and much larger than we'd like. - - Oh, shit."
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"We're seeing unprecedented levels of African-American voter engagement."
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"All right. Well, that's terrible... but also inspiring."
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"Welcome to "McLintock Embedded.""
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"would you like to say something to our viewers?"
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"Sure, um, if you haven't voted, please..."
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"Oh, sorry. I'm getting a call. I apologize, it's Wendy."
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"Hey. No, now is a good time."
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"- What's up? - Can't buy that kind of press."
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"- I'm sorry. - I need to talk to you."
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"to the Chinese for a lousy twenty-five million dollars."
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"Ma'am, I warned you."
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"I married enough of them to know that."
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"Something's happening."
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"Poll watchers are reporting that over"
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"forty-eight thousand black voters were turned away"
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"because their middle initials on the voter rolls"
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"- Wait, what? - Yeah, listen to this."
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"and police are urging residents"
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"to stay at home for their own safety.""
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"primarily in African American neighborhoods.""
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"It's a total blackout."
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"- Okay, Ben! - Oh, ma'am, big news."
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"- Wendy just got a call. - What?!"
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"We're gonna adopt another baby from China!"
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"You know, I think it's that secret message that I..."
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"No, no! Move!"
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"We got three hours left. We can turn this."
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"Call the Precinct Captains right now."
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"We can turn this!"
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"I think the Chinese just delivered."
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"And?"
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"We had an amazing turnout on our side."
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"Yeah!"
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"How?!"
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"- Balloons. -"
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"From now on, I do what I want,"
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"I take what I want, whenever I want it."
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""New Selina Now.""
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"Let's watch my victory speech again."
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"Oh, it's on the table by the chair."
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"So go get it."
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"Good morning, ma'am."
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"They look very puffy, ma'am."
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"Hey, good morning. Morning, ma'am. Marjorie."
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"- Hey, Gary? - Yeah."
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"Do my eyes look puffy to you?"
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"because you look thirty-four, tops."
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"And you're... back in."
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"So who's in charge of the faith-based outreach now?"
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