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Clips from Veep - South Carolina (S07E07)

"- Not it. - You are."
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"- Oh, I am? - Yeah, yeah. You still are."
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"And Keith Quinn'll help you out too, I think."
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"Yes, there you go. So, your name will be all over it."
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"Oh, my God. I'm obsessed with her."
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"I'll take that. Thank you."
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"Oh, did you? Wow. It looks better."
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"- Mm-hmm. - The tampons are vertical, that's brilliant..."
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"I told her her eyes looked puffy."
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"Thank you, chipmunk."
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"Yeah, yeah. Oh, I need an itinerary."
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"And?"
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"Per Selina. I believe her words were,"
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""If I need another Washington douche,"
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"I'll go to the M Street Rite Aid.""
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"You should flip through your NDA."
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"If you breathe a word of anything, to anyone,"
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"Later, gator!"
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"Selina Meyer and Kemi Talbot can feel Jonah Ryan"
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"breathing down their necks."
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"to everyone the whole time."
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"Frankly, Jonah Ryan is the only candidate"
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"who's honest about his dishonesty."
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"And that is why Jonah Ryan is the next President of the United States."
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"- Jonah Ryan terrifies me. - That's your opinion."
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"I find his mindless, toxic fear-mongering"
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"a dangerous addition to our already divisive political climate."
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"Again, your opinion."
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"Tomorrow morning, we will be live"
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"with exclusive coverage of Congressman Ryan's rally"
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"in Youngstown, Ohio, only on CNN."
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"you can't run for office and be in prison."
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"Well, maybe in the House you can't."
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"Yeah, a hot mirror."
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"- Yeah, 55. - I believe it's 53."
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"I don't like when people get closer to talk to me."
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"It usually means they're gonna be facing"
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"a longer prison sentence."
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"- I saw Andrew. - The prosecution rests."
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"I have been appointed the new Mayor of Lurline."
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"back to the White House!"
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"We're going back..."
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"Plus, I'm gonna be"
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"till I tear my rotator cuff."
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"I thought everybody kind of did the same thing."
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"Math is a plot invented by the Chinese"
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"Oh! Saint Theresa's gray-haired gunt,"
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"Gary? I need my tea."
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"Whoa. That startled me."
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"Oh. Oh, wow!"
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"I never thought before to put the Bottega pumps"
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"Oh. Uhh."
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"Did you see the spread that I ordered?"
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"that pussy-eating contest?"
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"She still doesn't like when I eat in front of her."
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"- Mr. McLintock. - Yeah?"
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"and you have inherited not only his good looks,"
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"K- Jazz."
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"Laid back."
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""to be denied to African Americans.""
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"You could "reject" an endorsement"
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"Hey, guys! Big news."
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"I love that they make clothes in your size now, Mike."
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"Wait, what?"
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"- No. - Copy that."
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"Surely Liu recognizes that I can't recognize"
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"- "Ish." - "Esque.""
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"and certainly not in exchange"
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"Oh, you can be discreet out in the hallway."
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"No, it's big Richard."
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"crashed into the local 7-Eleven."
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"I think a lot of my supporters would actually think"
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"Foggy Bottom is a pretty big plum to be giving away so soon."
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"a "Gift of the Magi" situation here."
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"But I was gonna ask you for Secretary of Interior."
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"Morning. Thank you for coming. Hope I can..."
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"Cloud berries are organic and Icelandic."
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"of local law enforcement and that cop who killed"
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"Mr. Tanz, they say that I have no chance of winning."
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"you're still winning delegates."
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"- Because this is the Lord's house."
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"We are getting the first national interview"
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"Mayor Splett, how does it feel to be the hero of 7-Eleven?"
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"I guess I just did what anybody would do if they were there."
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"Spare a nanosecond for First Mate Quinn?"
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"- Yeah? - Can I share the news with you?"
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"Oh, sure! Yeah."
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"That is my campaign chair,"
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"Under a Ryan presidency, I will ban this Sharia math"
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"- Amy, are you coming? - There will be no more math."
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"- All right. So, how's the turnout? - Uh, like my prostate."
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"Oh."
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"You cannot trust the Chinese."
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"did not match their identification."
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"- Morning. - Gary."
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"I'm surprised they let you run for president,"
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"Like Jodie Foster in John Hinckley's diary."
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"Let's go."
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"- Gary? - Yep?"
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"Shouldn't you be pre-chewing"
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"my mother's food for her?"
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"'cause last I heard,"
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"Congressman Ryan, it's an honor."
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"Oh, yeah! This is like looking in a mirror!"
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"- Late 40s. - You're all correct."
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""Man up" continues to resonate in all four quadrants."
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"I gotta get a little shut-eye before we land."
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"I can't believe you backed another candidate, Uncle Judas."
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"He had an early morning meeting."
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"You've been taking fashion advice from a man"
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"- Interior. - We're gonna negotiate against ourselves now, Amy?"
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"Or, uh, I could bond with the new one."
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"I call it "McLintalk." A-L-K?"
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"education, and an adequate safety net..."
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"Ouch. Things are that bad at home, huh?"
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"- but I will not be endorsing just yet. - No, no, no, no. What?!"
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"I'm pretty sure that you can imagine"
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"I don't know what you're talking about..."
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"we'll slit your throat."
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"Our government has assigned you"
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