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Clips from Veep - South Carolina (S07E07)

"Well, I mean, can't we "not""
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"- I don't think so. - No? Okay, good."
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"Fire her anyway just to be sure."
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"- Oh, ma'am, big news... - Yeah?"
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"A James endorsement right now would be a game changer."
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"Set it up. I wanna see Tommy beg."
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"Don't ask me, ask her. Apparently, she's in charge of him now."
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"Catherine, please don't this."
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"He saw a male Jesus."
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"When my uncle stole me,"
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"I don't remember where he took me,"
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"but I do have this recurring dream"
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"where I almost find out."
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"Richard, what's that noise?"
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"- Can you say "airplane?" - Not that low."
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"Oh, sweet male Jesus!"
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"Richard?"
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"Are you okay?"
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"That's an amusing joke, Senator James."
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"Senator, hello."
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"Madam President."
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"Marjorie, thanks very much. You can leave."
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"Or I could stay. Uh, for safety's sake. I'm a model of discretion."
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"I was following orders."
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"So was Hitler."
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"Marjorie, there's something that you need to see."
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"Catherine, Little Richard is not sick."
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"I'm here reporting from Lurlene, Iowa,"
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"where earlier today an airplane"
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"Miraculously, there were no fatalities,"
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"due in no small part to the heroics"
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"of Lurlene's own mayor, Richard Splett."
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"Mayor Splett, what happened?"
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"and bumped into a local 7-Eleven."
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"We're working with FEMA to bring in emergency supplies and cigarettes."
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"I've never been more proud I taught that man"
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"to ejaculate into a cup."
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"All right, Senator James, what's it gonna be?"
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"I've heard you had a yen for Treasury."
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"that State was more appropriate."
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"Let's just say a few international tours would ease domestic tensions."
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"You know, and still moving pieces around..."
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"Although Secretary of State is only really powerful"
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"I don't know. Tom, I have to tell you, I'm really not convinced."
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"Well, if you like, I could walk you through my foreign policy ideas."
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"You familiar with "peace through strength"?"
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"Oh. Keep talkin' like Reagan, I'll work it like Nancy."
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"- Congressman. - Governor. Were you followed?"
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"as far as a cabinet position in exchange for my endorsement?"
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"Whoops. I guess we got ourselves"
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"I was gonna ask you for the same thing."
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"Maybe. Maybe not."
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"Dang it. So busted."
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"Hey, is that Amy?"
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"Oh, she said to say no."
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"- Oh. - Get in the car."
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"- See you later, man. Yeah. - Good luck, bro."
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"Oh, morning, boys."
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"- Oh, has he now? Wow. - Yes."
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"- On it. - On it. I'm on it."
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"- Ma'am? - Yeah?"
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"Please tell me you didn't promise him State?"
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"There is no way I would appoint anyone competent to anything"
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"I have decided to suspend my campaign"
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"for President of the United States."
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"I'd like to give my strongest and most full-throated support"
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"to the person who has proven time and time again"
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"to be a born leader."
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"I wonder who that could be."
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"I don't know who that is."
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"and shows no sign of doing so."
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"- Huh? - These are early days."
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"There's a lot of moving pieces,"
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"Thank you, and God bless America."
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"He just fucked me right in the ass!"
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"No, no! Move, move!"
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"Are you kidding me? We can't let Kemi get a foothold in South Carolina."
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"Think! Oh, I'll..."
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"You call Dr. Thomas and you tell him, yeah,"
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"I'll speak before his congregation tomorrow."
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"Ma'am, we need white voters."
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"It will if I give a speech in support"
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"that kid who threatened him with the candy bar!"
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"Wh... okay, so you wanna blow a dog whistle in a black church?"
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"I mean, that's like blowing a rape whistle while you're raping somebody."
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"- Exactly. - Speak truth to powerless."
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"I like that very much. Write that down, Leon."
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"- I will do that. - Here's the fruit."
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"Jonah-lah!"
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"What's this meshugas about you dropping out of the race?"
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"That can't happen. Chicken?"
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"You. I thought you said I was gonna be president."
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"No, you did."
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"Made me chuckle every time. I never thought you could win."
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"Well, then why the fuck am I running, sir?"
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"As terribly as you're doing,"
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"Mostly crazy cuckoos,"
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"I can force the party to make some tweaks"
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"Stricter marijuana laws! Ta-da!"
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"Otherwise it's just murderers and rapists."
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"It makes for a very unpleasant atmosphere."
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"I wish I'd aborted myself."
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"Wait, so no one's really trying to make me president?"
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"- No. - Wait, so this is all just to keep The Chronic illegal?"
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"Now he gets it! Plus,"
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"I need more casino licenses for Macau."
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"I know it sounds a little specific,"
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"but in the end it'll benefit all Americans."
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"Toodle-oo!"
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"- Hello, Reverend. - Good for you, girl."
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"I can't believe you did this."
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"- No, I don't. - Oh, I like that."
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"- Do you? Okay. Good. - I do."
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"- And I love that little hat. - Thank you."
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"Yeah, this whole congregation's gonna love that little hat."
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"I appreciate your honesty, Marjorie."
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"- Okay. - I mean, not that it matters."
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"He certainly isn't gonna after I read this manifesto."
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"Permission to roll your breasts, ma'am?"
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"Oh, granted."
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