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Clips from Veep - South Carolina (S07E07)

"Okay."
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"Well, I can't think of any other reason."
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"Well, let's be honest. God had a lot to do with it, too."
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"My very own campaign staff."
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"They have been trying to stop me"
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"from becoming president."
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"Let 'em have it."
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"She recently had an abortion."
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"and he is an overgrown midget"
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"who had to be chemically castrated."
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"And that guy right there,"
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"- Bill Ericsson. - That's Eric Bill Ericsson,"
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"Father-in-law!"
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"From my stupid stepfather-in-law"
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"- I love this. - Okay. That, that's it."
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"No more math!"
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"No more math!"
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"for lack of touching people in a Denny's."
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"Sparkling water, ma'am?"
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"Yes, oh, perfect."
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"Close the door. Okay. Ben, I sold my soul"
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"Wait, isn't your wife Korean?"
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"Maybe. Fog of war."
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"Ma'am. You wanna see this."
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""Widespread power outages across the state,"
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""The outages seem to be occurring"
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"And you know how I like to celebrate when I win?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"Uh, I don't... I don't have the remote."
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"Tell me straight. Do they look okay to you?"
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"- Ugh. - Hey."
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"Yeah. Marjorie, you're out."
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"- Finance Chair. - All right, well, whatever."
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"Congratulations, Gary. The better woman won."
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"I moved some things around."
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"You're welcome, Catherine."
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"Itineraries are only for people who work on the campaign."
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"Wait, I'm fired? Per fucking who?!"
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"Congressman Ryan placed a distant third last night."
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"Third place was a massive win for us."
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"Jonah Ryan said he's been lying"
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"Why should anyone trust him now?"
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"Tell my attorney to meet me in the next filler state we're in"
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"your very own Secret Service detail."
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"I have always been transparent about how old I am."
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"Last night..."
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"- Oh, of course. I understand. - Oh, I'll be sorry to lose you."
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"Uh, me too."
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"has impaneled a grand jury to investigate the Meyer Fund."
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"I have always tried to be there for you."
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"Well, how come you failed me in algebra, Mr. Hennick?"
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"It would be really good if we adopted another baby from China."
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"to help lead a visibly repugnant underdog"
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"to historic victory?"
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"You want me to join Jonah's campaign?"
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"How about, for once in your life,"
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"you stop whining, you stop complaining,"
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"Get outta my way."
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"And now it's on to South Carolina"
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"and then back to the White House!"
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"That's right, you heard me..."
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"Which one of you donkey-dongs was in charge of the balloons?"
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"- Believe it or not, Amy. - She's still fuckin' up?"
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"Does anyone have her new email address?"
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"It's universal. Men hate women, women hate themselves."
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"The Geraldine Ferraro principle."
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"Hey, ma'am, I was hoping"
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"- I'm feeling patriotic. - Full bald eagle."
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"Ma'am, South Carolina is gonna be tough."
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"- Black people love me. - Love."
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"- You told me this. - We're aware."
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"that I was the blackest white woman he ever met."
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"Ma'am, you do know"
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"against an actual black person?"
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"She's not even all-black."
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"Lion-Kinging Little Richard all around"
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"Absolutely not, Mother."
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"I have been working for you for 18 years"
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"- without a promotion. - Right."
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"But some people kinda think I deserve"
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"What kind of role was your mother thinking of?"
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"Ma'am, our faith-based outreach program is kind of a disaster."
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"OK, so give Gary the face-based thing."
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"- No talking! - No talking!"
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"I'm hearing moving!"
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"It is time for us to head over to the electoral scrapyard"
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"and I'm not even gonna bother jacking off."
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"How does Butt-Buddy Calhoun do one percent better than me?"
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"so actually, he did 33% better."
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"Don't math me, Lloyd."
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"to make smart Americans feel dumb."
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"Modern math was invented by Islamic scholars in the 7th century."
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"You were invented by Islamic scholars in the 7th century."
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"Okay, Jonie, please, don't yell at Lloyd. Please, he's just..."
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"Sorry, what is that on your finger?"
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"- Is that a ring? - Well,"
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"I asked your mom to marry me again,"
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"and I'm hoping we can get your blessing."
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"they're fucking again?!"
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"I'm sorry I'm late."
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"The Meyer victory party's still raging."
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"They got some great coke."
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"- When I'm president... - Shut the fuck up!"
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"I'll jam my fist up my dick hole"
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"and pull out a 40-piece set of Danish cutlery when you're president!"
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"Selina Meyer is a legitimate candidate,"
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"last used to de-spunk a Provincetown hot tub party!"
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"Spoiler alert: It's Danish cutlery."
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"And a well-done egg white frittata."
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"Why are you Gary?"
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"You can't just replace Gary with another lesbian"
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"and think that I'm not gonna notice what..."
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"Thank you, ma'am. I learned from an Afghani warlord."
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"We should put him on the payroll."
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"- You killed him in a drone strike. - Oh, well."
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"I laid out your outfit for the day."
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"with the Michael Kors top."
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"who dresses like an overgrown ventriloquist dummy."
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"- Oh! Is this edible? - No, ma'am."
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"- We're all ready to... - Ahh! Yep. Yeah. Perfect."
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